Shearer guiding the Geordies to The Championship
Cheer up Alan Shearer, Oh what can it be, To a sad Geordie b*stard, And a sh*te football team!
Shearer Wherever You Maybe Gesang
Alan taking Newcastle to the Championship, lovely job
Can You Hear the Pop End Sing Gesang
The Big Bank makes the pop end look s*ite
Sometimes b*stards replaces Torquay in the words