All but one
We hate Dundee United! We hate Dundee too, there shite! We hate Glasgow Old Firm! But St Johnstone we love you! All together now! repeated.
Rovers Play on the Shite Side of Fife Gesang
Always look on the bright side of life (pars style)
6% You're Having a Laugh? Gesang
Arsenal song sung at the Villa home game as the season ticket prices go up by 6% when the football is getting worse