to tune of Any Old Iron
Andy Cole, Andy Cole, Andy, Andy Cole, When he gets the ball he scores a goal, Andy, Andy Cole! [REPEAT]
John Terry Your Mums a Thief! Gesang
Sung to a thiefs son (Ed: These are obviously not the views of FC Towers)
Lampard You Let Your Children Down! Gesang
Sung to Lampard because his children live in a flat and he lives in a mansion (Ed: Again not necessarily the views of FC Towers)
You Don't Love Your Wife Gesang
Sung to Ashley Cole because he cheated on his wife (Ed: Again not the views of FC Towers)
He Comes from Who Knows Where Gesang
Sung to the best left back from Africa lol!
We Are One of the "Big Four" Gesang
When were 5-1 down to Liverpool, Manchester, Arsenal or Chelsea.