A bit like Wayne Rooney but slimmer.
I saw my mate, the other day, He said to me, he'd seen the white Pele. So I ask, who is he? He's not the fat Scouser, he's Tom Kearney. Tom Kearney, Tom Kearney, He's not the fat Scouser, he's Tom Kearney.
I Wanna Be Wayne Rooney Gesang
England Football Team (88 Lieder)
Song for Wayne - to the tune of Anarchy in the UK
Nottingham Forest (146 Lieder)
a song sung made up for the newest signing george boyd