Ed: What about "He drives like a tart" as the first line
He dives like a tart, He cries like a kiddd, Your boy Ronaldo, Loves REAL MADRID!!!! Why Why Why Delilah...
We Sing His Name Robinho Chant
Robinho Man City song for superstar Robinho
Tune of if u all hate Manc Scum clap ya hands (Ed: Also see If You Hate Leeds United Have A Go, on the Leeds page