To The Proclaimers "I'm gonna be"
Oh you can freeze 500 million, And you can freeze 500 more, Cos Thaksin's got another billion underneath his bedroom floor, Shin-a-watra! Shin-a-watra....
You Should Have Stayed in a Burger Chant
Sung to Colchester keeper Dean Gerken
You'll Never Lick the Beever Chant
Sheffield Wednesday (133 Songs)
No one gets past the mighty Mark Beevers
Sung to bait visiting fans during 7-0 win after Tommy Docherty had just left Chelsea 'To Excerpts From A Teenage Opera' by Keith West