In Your Melbourne Slums

In your Melbourne slums, In your Melbourne slums, You look in the dustbins for something to eat, You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, In your Melbourne slums! In your Melbourne slums You sh*t on the carpet, you p*ss in the bath, You finger your grandma, and think it's a laugh In your Melbourne slums... In your Melbourne slums, You speak in an accent exceedingly rare, You wear a pink shirt and have curly hair, In your Melbourne slums... In your Melbourne slums, Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick, You can't get a job 'cos you're too f*cking thick, In your Melbourne slums...