The City Family

The live in a museum, And people pay to see 'em, They make you want to scre-am, The city family... Der ner ner na... Their goals are made of plastic, The nets are all elastic, And Colin Bell's a spastic, The city family... Der ner ner na... The ABUs are all taught, Of MASSIVE local support, But we know they're from Stockport, The city family... Der ner ner na... Their star player George Weah, Has disappeared from here, After asking "where's me Red gear", The city family... Der ner ner na... Their ground is a museum, Nobody goes to see 'em, They really are a scre-um The city Family... Der ner ner na... The ground is made of plastic, The fans are f**king tragic, Joe Mercer is a spastic, The city Family... Der ner ner na...