To the fat players, or fans
Who ate all the pies, Who ate all the pies, You fat b*stard, You fat b*stard, You ate all the pies...
Can We Play You Every Week? Tezahürü
Sung to teams when we're thrashing them, particularly the scum
Niko's Gonna Get Ya... Tezahürü
Sung to Carson when Kranjcar touches the ball