Last Christmas

Last Christmas I slept with a tart, And the very next day I watched United away. This year, we're FCUM, We're getting p*ssed up in Flixton.... Other versions and also with verses change to places we go: Last Christmas I slept with a tart, And the very next day I watched FC away. This year, with FCUM, We're getting p*ssed up in Ashton....