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I wanna be a Chelsea Ranger, I wanna live a life of danger, I wanna beat Spurs every week, Chase 'em up and down the street, Here's to the girl that I love best, Every night I suck her breasts, Sh*g her standing, Sh*g her lying, If she had wings, I'd sh*g her flying, Now she's dead. Not forgotten, Dig her up, Sh*g her rotten. Oooooooooh, Chelsea...
We're the Best Behaved Supporters in the Land Chant
Just as well we're winning...
Harsh, but probably not that far from the truth (Ed: Just for the record the lyrics from this song were from Liverpool fans and in no way portray the political beliefs of FanChants staff, not saying that it doesn't represent our beliefs either :))