The great Michael Chopra
Chopra is a geordie he wears a Makems top, His father comes from India and owns a shop, He used to play for the mags but we couldn't give a toss, Cos now he plays for Sunderland and Roy Keane is his boss...
To the tune of "If Your Happy and You Know It"
Self deprecating, funny and true. From the eighties during United's wilderness years. After yet another narrow defeat in Europe towards the end of the season.