Wembley beckons for Kettering Town
She wore, She wore, She wore a red ribbon, She wore a red ribbon in the merry month of May, And when, I asked, Oh why she wore that ribbon, She said its for the Kettering and we're going to Wembley, Wembley, Wembley, We're the famous Kettering and we're going Wembley...
I made that up so if you guys read this, sing this out loud for me and record. :D (Ed: apparently heard at Stretford End recently...)