Pretending we scored as we don't much
Let's pretend, Let's pretend, Let's pretend we scored a goal, Let'sssss pretend we scored a goal, oooooooooooooooooooo (then start going mental) n so on
Funny and great song for when we play the bin dippers at Christmas
A catchy number Noel and Liam would be proud of. (New better audio added)
Clattenburg Running Down the Wing Chant
Made up at Stamford Bridge on 28th Oct 2012. For those who don't know, Clattenburg is a ref who has been accused by Chelsea of using an offensive racial term during this match.
One to get behind the boys when we're in need of a goal
Another crackin' ringtone and a bloomin' pleasure to sing.
Paul Scholes - He Scores Goals Chant
He scores goals galore (Ed: Better audio added)
Are You Watching Merseyside? Chant
Not really sung anymore, but we knew they were watching