My Old Man

My old man said be a Sunderland fan, A said "F*ck off fatha, you're a c*nt". A would rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it, Than be a Sunderland fan for just one minute. We dillied, we dallied, we f*cked them in the alley, The Geordie boys showed them how to fight, But ad rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it, Than be a Sunderland fan. Altogether now...