I Would Rather Be a Sausage Than an Egg

I would rather be a sausage than an egg, I would rather be a sausage than an egg, Going Sizzle, Sizzle, Sizzle, Sizzle, Sizzle, Sizzle, Sizzle, Sizzle, Sizzle In the pan. I would rather be a pastie than a pie, I would rather be a pastie than a pie, Going ding, ding ding, ding ding ding, ding ding ding in the microwave...