Rubbish and they know it
You're s*it and you know you are, You're s*it and you know you are, You're s*it and you know you are, You're s*it and you know you are... (repeated)
Everybody s*it on the Argyle because they're a load of s*ite!
Christmas Time at Stoke Rugby Club Chant
To the tune of "Mistletoe And Wine" by Cliff Richard. Gooners' recent hatred for stoke
To the tune "Can't Help Falling in Love" by Elvis Presley. Gooners join Port Vale as Stoke Rugby Club haters!
Lescott's Going to Europe Chant
Sung to shut the Everton fans up at Goodison