To The Tune Of "Keano's Magic"
Oh Michael Owen's little, but we know he will score, And now he’s at United, he’s scoring more and more! He used to be a Scouser, but now he says they're w*nk, And when we win the league, he'll say I am a Manc! Alternative version: Oh Michael Owen's little, But he knows how to score, and when we played Man City, He banged in number four. He used to be a Scouser, But knows that they are w*nk, And when we win the leadership (premiership), He'll say that I'm a Manc!!!!
Fiiiiiiiiiiive caaaaaaaaaaantooooooooooooooonaaaaaaaaaaaaas
to City fans when we knock em out to reach the final!
Always Look on the Blue Side for Sh*te Chant
our blue sh*tty neighbours
About the scumbags down the road, can only fill a ground when they charge £1 a ticket! That's still a rip off for me, I'd rather go watch Bury!!!
Sung after 3-1 win after Carling Cup semi-final, tells the blue scum where to go!