Mark Viduka

I heard there was a secret ball, Southgate dreamed it would beat them all, But you don't really play the long ball, do you It goes like this the full pitch width, Downing's cross, And Boateng's flick, The baffled keeper can't stop Mark Viduka, Mark Viduka, Mark Viduka, Mark Viduka, Mark Viduuuuka... Defence was strong but you needed Huth Pogatez and Woodgate too, Just to stop Ronaldo running through you, When they tied Mad Dog to the physios chair With Cattermole and Xaviers hair! From our team they can't take Mark Viduka Mark viduka, Mark Viduka, Mark Viduka, Mark Viduuuuka, Did my best, it wasn't much, Praying for Yakubu's touch, To find the golden boot of Mark Viduka, And even though it all went wrong, Come Saturday the special one, Be shouting to John Terry, Mark Viduka... Mark viduka, Mark Viduka Mark Viduka, Mark Viduuuuka