Torres the Transvestite: MUFC Songs

Funny song (Ed: This errs on the border of acceptability, however it is very funny and worthy of staying in the directory we reckon


To the tune of The Animals went in Two by Two... He's half a girl, he's half a boy, Torres, Torres. He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres. He wears a frock, he loves the c*ck, He sells his a*se on Albert Dock, Fer-nan-do Torres, Carraghers bit on the side... alternative: He's half a boy he's half a girl, Torres, Torres, He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres, You Spanish tw*t you love the c*ck, You sell your *rse on Albert Dock. Fernando's body, Britney Spear's head...

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