
Ode to the Stretford Enders
I caught train last Saturday morning, Me red an white scarf was on me head, Don't forget leave the seats behind, Was one of the things the driver said. And the other was lads if you win the cup like you did in '63, Don't forget the trophy's yours, but the seats belong to me... (chorus) Stretford Enders we are we are, Zigger zagger zigger zagger oi oi oi, Stretford Enders we are we are, Zigger zagger zigger zagger oi oi oi. Sitting on the same coach where i sat was 5 supporters from the other team, They said our lads couldn't play for peanuts and lou macari was a f.airy queen, I said do you wan' it you can have it, If you wan' it no one calls our lou a clown, By the time we reached our destination, The others was 5 supporters down. Stretford Enders we are we are, Zigger zagger zigger zagger oi oi oi, Stretford Enders we are we are, Zigger zagger zigger zagger oi oi o, Me an my mates marched through the turnstile, Crowd let up with a great big cheer, All fingers pointed stretford enders, Have no fear the lads are here. We all marched round an took our place behind the opposing goal, The goalie give us a victory sign, And we give him some toilet roll. Stretford Enders we are we are, Zigger zagger zigger zagger oi oi oi, Stretford Enders we are we are, Zigger zagger zigger zagger oi oi oi. We all went daft at the 2-0 win, We didn't half give him some stick, Most o' lads laughed all the way home, But I spent night in nick. Next day in court the judge said son these laws weren't made to scoff, I didn't mind you running on' pitch, But you shouldn't have took your clothes off, 6 months. Stretford Enders we are we are, Zigger zagger zigger zagger oi oi oi, Stretford Enders we are we are, Zigger zagger zigger zagger oi oi oi, Stretford Enders we are we are, Zigger zagger zigger zagger oi oi oi, Stretford Enders we are we are, Zigger zagger zigger zagger oi oi.
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