To The Tune Of "Keano's Magic"
Oh Michael Owen's little, but we know he will score, And now he’s at United, he’s scoring more and more! He used to be a Scouser, but now he says they're w*nk, And when we win the league, he'll say I am a Manc! Alternative version: Oh Michael Owen's little, But he knows how to score, and when we played Man City, He banged in number four. He used to be a Scouser, But knows that they are w*nk, And when we win the leadership (premiership), He'll say that I'm a Manc!!!!