My Old Man

My old man said be a Chelsea fan, And don't dilly-dally on the way, We'll take the Tottenham in half a minute, We'll take the North Bank and all that's in it, With hatchets and hammers, Carving knifes and spanners, We'll show those West Ham b*stards how to fight, If you can't take the North bank in half a minute, You can't be a Chelsea fan...