My Old Man

My old man, said be a Morton fan, And I said b*llocks you're a c*nt, I would rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it, Than be a Morton fan for just one minute, They're stinky and they're smelly, They haven't got a telly, The dirty Greenock b*st*rds got no soap, And I'd rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it, than be a Morton fan