Ayr Troop Major

(sang from one set of ayr fans to another) I wanna be an Ayr troop major, I wanna be an Ayr troop major, I wanna live a life of danger, I wanna live a life of danger, Ayr troop major, Ayr troop major, Life of danger, Life of danger, Here's to the girl I love best, Here's to the girl I love best, Many a time iv sucked her breast, Many a time iv sucked her breast, F*cked her standing, F*cked her standing, F*cked her lying, F*cked her lying, If she had wings, If she had wings, I'd f*ck her flying, I'd f*ck her flying, Now shes dead but not forgotten, Now shes dead but not forgotten, Dig her up and pump her rotten, Dig her up and pump her rotten...