Not the brightest bloke in the world (Ed: Better audio just added)

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My old man said be a City fan, And I said b*llocks you're a c*nt, I'd rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it, Than be a City fan for just one minute, With hammers and hatchets, stanley knives and spanners, We'll show the City b*stards how to fight (How to fight), I'd rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it, Than be a City fan, Altogether now... (repeated)