From Crouch's first spell at Pompey
Six foot six, Bought by Rix, Peter Crouch has legs like sticks, And he leaps up high and scores another goal, Peter Crouch is a beanpole... Peter Crouch, He's so tall, Twice as tall as Alan Ball, And he leaps up high and scores another goal, Peter Crouch is a beanpole, Peter Crouch, He's so thin, Ten times as thin as Mickey Quinn, And he leaps up high and scores another goal, Peter Crouch is a beanpole...
You can tell by the way they walk, they are womens men, no time to talk.
Hello Hello We Are the Portsmouth Boys Chant
Who do we hate more than Panorama? You guessed it.