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Listen and wince!

Here's what your rivals are singing about you. Brace yourself...

Tell us, who are The Magpies' rivals?

Chant Submissions

Submitted by andy douglass, a Newcastle United supporter

Chant Type Views
(90 day)
Pie Rating
1 Alan Shearer Is Coming Home (Lyric only)
He's back!
Hall of Fame 94 Rate it
2 Alan Shearer Tribute - To The Tune Of Hallelujah (Lyric only)
One for Big Al- Better than the Mark Viduka one ...
Made Up 415
5.0
3 New Chant Alls We Care About Is.. NUFC (Lyric only)
Heard at Leicester
Anthems 1,004
5.0
4 Andy Carroll (Lyric only)
Mostly sung in the corner.
Hall of Fame 739 Rate it
5 Ashley Out (Lyric only)
to the tune of "Newcastle"
'avin a Go 122 Rate it
6 Back Shearer (Lyric only)
Cumon the Toon
Made Up 96 Rate it
7 Black And White Through And Through (Lyric only)
To the tune of "Kenwyn Jones sells watches on the ...
Classics 108 Rate it
8 Bobby Robson's Black and White Army
To the late, great Bobby
Anthems 1,073
5.0
9 Burn All Your Shops Down (Lyric only)
directed at Ashley. Heard it after Peterborourgh outside of St ...
'avin a Go 217 Rate it
10 Championship Tour (Lyric only)
Heard at Liverpool match 3/4/09
Funny 147 Rate it
11 Cheating Ronaldo- Tune Of Viva Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Cheat!
Made Up 368 Rate it
12 Cheryl Cole Song (Lyric only)
avin a go
Made Up 1,380
2.25
13 Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets (Lyric only)
Laughing at the likes of Boro
'avin a Go 92 Rate it
14 Down With The Woolworths (Lyric only)
Song for the Boro - heard at Toon v Smoggies ...
'avin a Go 122 Rate it
15 Eieieio ( Shearer Version) (Lyric only)
heard outside st james park , the morning everyone found ...
Hall of Fame 98 Rate it
16 EIEIEIO Up The Football League We Go (Lyric only)
Gutted
Classics 121 Rate it
17 Everyone Hates Cisse . (Lyric only)
We all hate Cisse
'avin a Go 88 Rate it
18 Get out of our club
Directed Towards Mike Ashley
'avin a Go 1,992
5.0
19 Haha Ronaldo (Lyric only)
(Ed: Stoke sang this first)
Made Up 220 Rate it
20 If We Go Down (Lyric only)
Heard in a pub recently
Classics 129 Rate it
21 Kevin Nolan (Lyric only)
One for the Newcastle ace
Hall of Fame 264 Rate it
22 Little Micheal Owen (Lyric only)
to the tune of oba femi martins
Hall of Fame 179 Rate it
23 Neil Ranger... (Lyric only)
Ohh that ranger.
Hall of Fame 305 Rate it
24 Newcastle Football Club Is In The Wrong Hands (Lyric only)
GET OUT (you know who)
'avin a Go 265 Rate it
25 Nicky Butt Song - Funny (Lyric only)
He may be old , but hes our nicky. CLASS ...
Hall of Fame 246 Rate it
26 One For Jonas (Lyric only)
Sang against Aston Villa when he set Martins up at ...
Hall of Fame 135
2.0
27 Shearer Legend - Ashley A Fat Cockney (Lyric only)
To reply of "Shearer took you down"
'avin a Go 199 Rate it
28 Sing When Your Stealing (Lyric only)
Newcastle song sang at Liverpool
'avin a Go 99 Rate it
29 Sir Bobby Robson... Football Legend. (Lyric only)
This is going around- just had to be posted on ...
Anthems 188 Rate it
30 Spiderman Jonas ( Simpsons) (Lyric only)
Heard at St James Park
Hall of Fame 211 Rate it
31 Sunderland Scum - You Are A Mackem (Lyric only)
haha
'avin a Go 113 Rate it
32 Taking The Piss Out Of This League (Lyric only)
Heard at the turnstile at Crystal Palace.
Classics 295 Rate it
33 Timmy Krul (Lyric only)
Tune of Alan Smith
Hall of Fame 112 Rate it
34 We Are One Of The "Big Four" (Lyric only)
When were 5-1 down to Liverpool, Manchester, Arsenal or Chelsea.
Classics 142 Rate it
35 We've Been All Over The Place (Lyric only)
Funny one form Toon
Classics 111 Rate it
36 Were Gonna Win The League - Championship (Lyric only)
1st 09/ 10
Classics 199 Rate it
37 When Were Losing 3-0 (Lyric only)
Heard at many away games
'avin a Go 124 Rate it
38 Yellow Submarine- Newcastle, Newcastle. Sounds Great. (Lyric only)
Heard in city centre, sounded class. To the tune of ...
Funny 636
3.0
39 You Can Shove Them Bubbles Up Your Arse (Lyric only)
Especially made for West Ham .
'avin a Go 130 Rate it
40 Your Support Is Never There (Lyric only)
Haha - boro ;)
Made Up 132 Rate it
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