Here's what your rivals are singing about you. Brace yourself...
Tell us, who are The Magpies' rivals?
Submitted by andy douglass, a Newcastle United supporter
| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alan Shearer Is Coming Home (Lyric only)
He's back! |
Hall of Fame | 94 | Rate it |
| 2 |
Alan Shearer Tribute - To The Tune Of Hallelujah (Lyric only)
One for Big Al- Better than the Mark Viduka one ... |
Made Up | 415 | |
| 3 |
Alls We Care About Is.. NUFC (Lyric only)
Heard at Leicester |
Anthems | 1,004 | |
| 4 |
Andy Carroll (Lyric only)
Mostly sung in the corner. |
Hall of Fame | 739 | Rate it |
| 5 |
Ashley Out (Lyric only)
to the tune of "Newcastle" |
'avin a Go | 122 | Rate it |
| 6 |
Back Shearer (Lyric only)
Cumon the Toon |
Made Up | 96 | Rate it |
| 7 |
Black And White Through And Through (Lyric only)
To the tune of "Kenwyn Jones sells watches on the ... |
Classics | 108 | Rate it |
| 8 |
Bobby Robson's Black and White Army
To the late, great Bobby |
Anthems | 1,073 | |
| 9 |
Burn All Your Shops Down (Lyric only)
directed at Ashley. Heard it after Peterborourgh outside of St ... |
'avin a Go | 217 | Rate it |
| 10 |
Championship Tour (Lyric only)
Heard at Liverpool match 3/4/09 |
Funny | 147 | Rate it |
| 11 |
Cheating Ronaldo- Tune Of Viva Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Cheat! |
Made Up | 368 | Rate it |
| 12 |
Cheryl Cole Song (Lyric only)
avin a go |
Made Up | 1,380 | |
| 13 |
Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets (Lyric only)
Laughing at the likes of Boro |
'avin a Go | 92 | Rate it |
| 14 |
Down With The Woolworths (Lyric only)
Song for the Boro - heard at Toon v Smoggies ... |
'avin a Go | 122 | Rate it |
| 15 |
Eieieio ( Shearer Version) (Lyric only)
heard outside st james park , the morning everyone found ... |
Hall of Fame | 98 | Rate it |
| 16 |
EIEIEIO Up The Football League We Go (Lyric only)
Gutted |
Classics | 121 | Rate it |
| 17 |
Everyone Hates Cisse . (Lyric only)
We all hate Cisse |
'avin a Go | 88 | Rate it |
| 18 |
Get out of our club
Directed Towards Mike Ashley |
'avin a Go | 1,992 | |
| 19 |
Haha Ronaldo (Lyric only)
(Ed: Stoke sang this first) |
Made Up | 220 | Rate it |
| 20 |
If We Go Down (Lyric only)
Heard in a pub recently |
Classics | 129 | Rate it |
| 21 |
Kevin Nolan (Lyric only)
One for the Newcastle ace |
Hall of Fame | 264 | Rate it |
| 22 |
Little Micheal Owen (Lyric only)
to the tune of oba femi martins |
Hall of Fame | 179 | Rate it |
| 23 |
Neil Ranger... (Lyric only)
Ohh that ranger. |
Hall of Fame | 305 | Rate it |
| 24 |
Newcastle Football Club Is In The Wrong Hands (Lyric only)
GET OUT (you know who) |
'avin a Go | 265 | Rate it |
| 25 |
Nicky Butt Song - Funny (Lyric only)
He may be old , but hes our nicky. CLASS ... |
Hall of Fame | 246 | Rate it |
| 26 |
One For Jonas (Lyric only)
Sang against Aston Villa when he set Martins up at ... |
Hall of Fame | 135 | |
| 27 |
Shearer Legend - Ashley A Fat Cockney (Lyric only)
To reply of "Shearer took you down" |
'avin a Go | 199 | Rate it |
| 28 |
Sing When Your Stealing (Lyric only)
Newcastle song sang at Liverpool |
'avin a Go | 99 | Rate it |
| 29 |
Sir Bobby Robson... Football Legend. (Lyric only)
This is going around- just had to be posted on ... |
Anthems | 188 | Rate it |
| 30 |
Spiderman Jonas ( Simpsons) (Lyric only)
Heard at St James Park |
Hall of Fame | 211 | Rate it |
| 31 |
Sunderland Scum - You Are A Mackem (Lyric only)
haha |
'avin a Go | 113 | Rate it |
| 32 |
Taking The Piss Out Of This League (Lyric only)
Heard at the turnstile at Crystal Palace. |
Classics | 295 | Rate it |
| 33 |
Timmy Krul (Lyric only)
Tune of Alan Smith |
Hall of Fame | 112 | Rate it |
| 34 |
We Are One Of The "Big Four" (Lyric only)
When were 5-1 down to Liverpool, Manchester, Arsenal or Chelsea. |
Classics | 142 | Rate it |
| 35 |
We've Been All Over The Place (Lyric only)
Funny one form Toon |
Classics | 111 | Rate it |
| 36 |
Were Gonna Win The League - Championship (Lyric only)
1st 09/ 10 |
Classics | 199 | Rate it |
| 37 |
When Were Losing 3-0 (Lyric only)
Heard at many away games |
'avin a Go | 124 | Rate it |
| 38 |
Yellow Submarine- Newcastle, Newcastle. Sounds Great. (Lyric only)
Heard in city centre, sounded class. To the tune of ... |
Funny | 636 | |
| 39 |
You Can Shove Them Bubbles Up Your Arse (Lyric only)
Especially made for West Ham . |
'avin a Go | 130 | Rate it |
| 40 |
Your Support Is Never There (Lyric only)
Haha - boro ;) |
Made Up | 132 | Rate it |