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Listen and wince!

Here's what your rivals are singing about you. Brace yourself...

Tell us, who are The Magpies' rivals?

Chant Submissions

Submitted by Jordan A, a Newcastle United supporter

Chant Type Views
(90 day)
Pie Rating
1 Gordon Strachan (Lyric only)
for the Smoggies new boss
'avin a Go 320 Rate it
2 He Did Cisse! (Lyric only)
Bassong doing Cisse and Jones
'avin a Go 108
5.0
3 Hey Scum We're Having A Party (Lyric only)
When We Beat The Makem Scum
'avin a Go 152 Rate it
4 Kenwyn Jones (Lyric only)
Makem Scum
'avin a Go 136 Rate it
5 Kevin Nolan (Lyric only)
New Song for Kevin Nolan
Hall of Fame 356 Rate it
6 Mike Ashley (Lyric only)
to that Cockney
'avin a Go 278 Rate it
7 Newcastle United Champions (Lyric only)
to the tune of yankee doodle
Anthems 464 Rate it
8 New Chant Peter Lovenkrands - Scores With His Left (Lyric only)
for wor Peter Lovenkrands
Hall of Fame 226 Rate it
9 St James Park (Lyric only)
Geordie for life
Anthems 185 Rate it
10 New Chant Stevey Harper (Lyric only)
Song for Newcastle's Numer 1
Hall of Fame 156 Rate it
11 This Is So F*Cking Easy (Lyric only)
When its just to easy
'avin a Go 98 Rate it
12 New Chant We Shall Not Be Moved (Lyric only)
heard at the Derby County match
Anthems 157 Rate it
13 We'll Be Coming (Lyric only)
Geordie Boot Boys
Anthems 197 Rate it
14 New Chant We're Newcastle And Were Going To Win The League (Lyric only)
heard at the Derby County match, tune of Yellow Submarine
Anthems 468
5.0
15 When Ashley Dies (Lyric only)
we're having a party...
'avin a Go 510 Rate it
16 New Chant Wise Men Say (Lyric only)
in love with NUFC
Anthems 129 Rate it
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