Here's what your rivals are singing about you. Brace yourself...
Tell us, who are Teesiders' rivals?
Submitted by James Rudge, a Middlesbrough supporter
| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Alves Alves (Lyric only)
To the tune of Liverpools Torres song |
Made Up | 111 | Rate it |
| 2 |
Always Spit On The Tyne/ Wear Side (Lyric only)
To the tune of always look on the bright side ... |
'avin a Go | 162 | Rate it |
| 3 |
B-O-R-O (Lyric only)
Boro! |
Classics | 102 | Rate it |
| 4 |
Boro Win Away (Lyric only)
To the tune of Beatles Yellow Submarine |
Made Up | 245 | Rate it |
| 5 |
Capello Are You Listening (Lyric only)
Downing and Wheater |
Hall of Fame | 86 | Rate it |
| 6 |
Cheer Up Alan (Lyric only)
Shearer guiding the Geordies to The Championship |
'avin a Go | 98 | Rate it |
| 7 |
Cheerio (Lyric only)
Another FA Cup song |
'avin a Go | 81 | Rate it |
| 8 |
Fat Greedy B*stard
Aimed at that fat Scumbag Australian Viduka |
'avin a Go | 329 | Rate it |
| 9 |
Fat Spanish Waiter (Lyric only)
Rafa! |
'avin a Go | 153 | Rate it |
| 10 |
Gareth Southgate Sort It Out (Lyric only)
To the tune of London Bridge is falling down |
Made Up | 100 | Rate it |
| 11 |
Gareth Southgates Boro Army (Lyric only)
We hate Sunderland |
Classics | 82 | Rate it |
| 12 |
Geordies At Home Watching The Bill
Sung in Europe :D UEFA CUP |
'avin a Go | 402 | |
| 13 |
Geordies At Home, Watching The Bill (Lyric only)
Sung in Europe :D UEFA CUP |
'avin a Go | 72 | Rate it |
| 14 |
Going Out (Lyric only)
FA Cup song |
Hall of Fame | 90 | Rate it |
| 15 |
Going To Wembley
Wembley Here we come |
Classics | 304 | Rate it |
| 16 |
Have You Ever Seen A Geordie Lift A Cup?
Bloody Geordies |
'avin a Go | 878 | |
| 17 |
Joey Barton (Lyric only)
Temper, temper |
'avin a Go | 136 | Rate it |
| 18 |
Lets Go Mental
classic rouser |
Classics | 403 | Rate it |
| 19 |
Mark Viduka
Classic Old MP3...he doesnt deserve it though tbh. |
Hall of Fame | 680 | Rate it |
| 20 |
Old Man Cisse (Lyric only)
Sunderland's latest blooper |
'avin a Go | 72 | Rate it |
| 21 |
Pride Of The North East (Lyric only)
Kings of Teesside |
Classics | 107 | Rate it |
| 22 |
Proud To Come From England (Lyric only)
Sung at welsh..teams like Cardiff, Swansea and Hereford |
'avin a Go | 99 | Rate it |
| 23 |
Ricky Something (Lyric only)
For Sunderland's gaffer |
'avin a Go | 79 | Rate it |
| 24 |
Shearer Wherever You Maybe (Lyric only)
Alan taking Newcastle to the Championship, lovely job |
'avin a Go | 101 | Rate it |
| 25 |
Small Town In Europe (Lyric only)
Sang at the UEFA Cup final |
Hall of Fame | 80 | Rate it |
| 26 |
Stewart Downing (Lyric only)
Number 19 - best left foot in the Premiership |
Hall of Fame | 89 | Rate it |
| 27 |
Tuncay Sanli (Lyric only)
Boro sung this, to the tune of the Flinstones |
Hall of Fame | 153 | Rate it |
| 28 |
Tuncay Sanli
True legend |
Hall of Fame | 385 | Rate it |
| 29 |
We Are Southgates True Army (Lyric only)
sung at away games |
Made Up | 91 | Rate it |
| 30 |
We Can See You Sneaking Out (Lyric only)
Sung at fans leaving the stadium early |
'avin a Go | 101 | Rate it |
| 31 |
We Got The Best Defence In The North (Lyric only)
Taken from Liverpools "we got the best midfield in the ... |
Made Up | 87 | Rate it |
| 32 |
We Hate Barcodes And Mackems (Lyric only)
Middlesbrough, pride of the North East |
'avin a Go | 181 | Rate it |
| 33 |
We Support The Boro
Sang in Block 53 (see Youtube for tune) |
Classics | 601 | |
| 34 |
Who Let Mad Dog Out (Lyric only)
Baha Men "Who Let The Dogs Out" haha |
Hall of Fame | 90 | Rate it |
| 35 |
You Can Stick Yer Fu*king Bubbles
Sung at cockney w*nkers at West Ham |
'avin a Go | 460 | Rate it |
| 36 |
You Fat...
Picking out random fatties in the oppositions crowd |
'avin a Go | 187 | Rate it |
| 37 |
You'll Never Get A Job
Sung at Anfield to the tune of their "You'll Never ... |
'avin a Go | 462 | Rate it |
