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Listen and wince!

Here's what your rivals are singing about you. Brace yourself...

Tell us, who are Man U' rivals?

Chant Submissions

Submitted by Jake Lyne, a Man United supporter

Chant Type Views
(90 day)		 Pie Rating
1 (Score) To The Exeter (Lyric only)
When the Reds are winning 		Anthems 64
5.0
2 All Things Bright And Beautiful (Lyric only)
Shuold sing it great chant for slagging the Gulls 		Made Up 101
5.0
3 Buckle Whats The Score? (Lyric only)
Sung when we beat Torquay 4-3 and 4-1. 		'avin a Go 50
5.0
4 By Far The Greatest Team The World Has Ever Seen (Lyric only)
The best in the team in the world 		Classics 210
5.0
5 Can You Hear The (Team Name) Sing (Lyric only)
Taking the p*ss out of the away fans shite support 		Classics 60
5.0
6 Can You Hear The Pop End Sing (Lyric only)
The Big Bank makes the pop end look s*ite 		'avin a Go 46 Rate it
7 Cider (Lyric only)
We love our cider. 		Anthems 113
5.0
8 City Till I Die (Lyric only)
We're City till we die. 		Classics 43
5.0
9 Come On You Reds (Lyric only)
Come on you Reds 		Classics 38
5.0
10 Deano (Lyric only)
Often heard around St James Park a song for the ... 		Hall of Fame 76
5.0
11 Ecfc (Lyric only)
Exeter City Football Club. 		Classics 124
5.0
12 Exe-Ter (Lyric only)
Should get sung quite good 		Made Up 89 Rate it
13 Exeter (Lyric only)
Cheering on Exeter 		Classics 52
5.0
14 Get Into Em. (Lyric only)
Telling the lads to get stuck in. 		Anthems 48
5.0
15 Give Me A C (Lyric only)
City 		Anthems 53
5.0
16 He Is A Grecian Through And Through Stano (Lyric only)
Tune of the O'Shea and Torres song. This ones for ... 		Hall of Fame 83 Rate it
17 I Owe City (Lyric only)
ECFC 		Classics 60
5.0
18 I'd Fly Over Plainmoor Tomorow... (Lyric only)
Torquay= scum 		Classics 64
5.0
19 If You All Plymouth Argyle Clap Your Hands. (Lyric only)
We really hate Plymouth. 		Anthems 83
5.0
20 Lets Go F*cking Mental (Lyric only)
When the fans get a bit mental 		Classics 54
5.0
21 Logan (Lyric only)
Lo Lo Lo Lo Logan 		Anthems 59
5.0
22 Oh Exeter (Lyric only)
Exeter, It's a great place. 		Classics 181
5.0
23 Plymouth Who? (Lyric only)
Having a go at our devonshire based rivals. 		'avin a Go 130
5.0
24 Que Sera (Lyric only)
We're going to Wembley. 		Anthems 52
5.0
25 Red Army! (Lyric only)
Cheering on the Reds. 		Anthems 57
5.0
26 Reds (Lyric only)
Simple but brilliant. 		Anthems 59
5.0
27 Ricey Is A W*nker (Lyric only)
Sung at Rice when he moved to Torquay. 		'avin a Go 44
5.0
28 Ring Of Fire (Lyric only)
To the tune of Ring Of Fire. 		Classics 57
5.0
29 Rob Edwards Edwards (Lyric only)
Tune as Gerrard's song, except Edwards is better 		Made Up 77
5.0
30 S*it Ground No Fans (Lyric only)
Sang away 		Anthems 53
5.0
31 Sh*t On The Torquay (Lyric only)
Sometimes b*stards replaces Torquay in the words 		'avin a Go 52 Rate it
32 Shall We Sing A Song For You (Lyric only)
Asking the away fans if we should sign a song ... 		'avin a Go 51
5.0
33 Shirts Off If You Hate Argyle (Lyric only)
Funny song especially if everyone takes their shirt off 		Funny 52
5.0
34 Shove Your Jamie Mackie Up Your Arse (Lyric only)
Sang when Mackie moved to Plymouth. 		'avin a Go 62
5.0
35 Stand Up If You Hate Argyle (Lyric only)
Stand up if you hate Plymouth Argyle 		'avin a Go 75
5.0
36 Staying Down With The Torquay (Lyric only)
Sung to Cambridge after Exeter won the play offs. 		'avin a Go 51
5.0
37 The Referee's A W*nker (Lyric only)
Sung when annoyed at the ref. 		Classics 78
5.0
38 Torquays Going Up But They'Re Going Straight Back Down (Lyric only)
Tune of yellow sumbarine 		'avin a Go 46 Rate it
39 Troy Archibald Henville Version 2 (Lyric only)
Funny version sang in Big Bank 		Hall of Fame 84 Rate it
40 Uni-Ted United Are The Sh*ttest Team (Lyric only)
Another anti Torquay song 		Classics 56
5.0
41 We All Follow The Grecians (Lyric only)
Classic football song, should be sung at Exeter 		Classics 91 Rate it
42 We All Hate Argyle And Torquay Too (Lyric only)
We hate them both 		'avin a Go 76 Rate it
43 We All Piss In A Green And White Pot (Lyric only)
Another anti Argyle chant. 		'avin a Go 65
5.0
44 We Are The Boys From The West Country (Lyric only)
Pride of devon 		Anthems 145
5.0
45 We Are The Champions (Lyric only)
Pride of Devon 		Classics 87 Rate it
46 We Are The Exeter Boys (Lyric only)
Same tune as Man United's "pride of all europe" 		'avin a Go 60 Rate it
47 We're Going To Football League (Lyric only)
Sung when Exeter won promotion. 		Anthems 43
5.0
48 We're Going Up (Lyric only)
League 1 here we come 		Classics 43 Rate it
49 We're The Red And White Army (Lyric only)
Gets the crowd bouncing 		Classics 48
5.0
50 Wembley Wembley (Lyric only)
ECFC off to Wembley. 		Anthems 116
5.0
51 West Country (Lyric only)
Pride of the West Country. 		Classics 77
5.0
52 Who Are We Are Exeter (Lyric only)
We are Exeter. 		Classics 43
5.0
53 Who The F*cking Hell Are You (Lyric only)
Sang to the shit teams that visit St James Park. 		Classics 35
5.0
54 Whose The W*nker In The Black (Lyric only)
Another chant aimed at the ref 		Funny 55
5.0
55 You Are My City (Lyric only)
A classic song at St James's Park. 		Classics 67
5.0
56 You Fat Bast*rd (Lyric only)
Sung at a fat player. 		'avin a Go 63
5.0
57 You What? (Lyric only)
Giving it the away fans 		'avin a Go 49 Rate it
58 Your Going Home In A Devon Ambulance (Lyric only)
You've been warned 		'avin a Go 51
5.0
59 Your Support Is F*cking Sh*t (Lyric only)
Sung at the quiet away fans. 		Classics 41
5.0
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