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Chant Submissions

Submitted by Pat Toon, a Newcastle United supporter

Chant Type Views
(90 day)		 Pie Rating
1 50 Yrs (Lyric only)
No trophy in 50 years 		Funny 273 Rate it
2 A Habib Goal For Christmas (Lyric only)
Tune of Rock'n'Roll Xmas by Boro's Gary G 		Made Up 136 Rate it
3 Abra Kadabra (Claudio Cacapa) (Lyric only)
Claudio Cacapa 		Hall of Fame 188 Rate it
4 Adebayor (Lyric only)
To tune of Sloop John B 		'avin a Go 932
1.0
5 Alan Shearer's Black And White Army
Newcastle song for Wor Al 		Hall of Fame 383 Rate it
6 Albert Luque (Lyric only)
To tune of I'll Be Okay 		Hall of Fame 135 Rate it
7 Ameobi (Lyric only)
For Shola (old) 		Hall of Fame 141 Rate it
8 Andy, Andy Cole (Lyric only)
to tune of Any Old Iron 		Hall of Fame 178 Rate it
9 Argentina (Lyric only)
For Jonas and Fabricio 		Hall of Fame 128 Rate it
10 Big Al's Army (Lyric only)
We hate Sunderland! 		Hall of Fame 114 Rate it
11 Can You Stop Our Habib Beye? (Lyric only)
To tune of Stop The Cavalry 		Made Up 103 Rate it
12 Champions League (Lyric only)
For "top four" 		'avin a Go 134 Rate it
13 Charlie (Lyric only)
To tune of CHARMA CHAMELION 		Hall of Fame 121 Rate it
14 Chopra Are You Listening? (Lyric only)
For the Sunderland forward 		'avin a Go 216 Rate it
15 Chopra Is A Mackem (Lyric only)
For the Sunderland forward 		'avin a Go 115 Rate it
16 Coca-Cola Tour (Lyric only)
We deserve to go down 		Funny 395 Rate it
17 Colo Colo (Lyric only)
To tune of When Johny Comes Marching Home Again 		Hall of Fame 254 Rate it
18 Come All Ye Faithful (Lyric only)
ANother one for Habib 		Made Up 120 Rate it
19 Conga If You Love Shearer (Lyric only)
Conga for Shearer 		Hall of Fame 96 Rate it
20 David Ginola (Lyric only)
Score a goal-a 		Hall of Fame 240 Rate it
21 Do The Ameobi
to tune of The Hoki Koki 		Hall of Fame 2,612
5.0
22 Don't Stop Beardsley (Lyric only)
to tune of Wiggle Wiggle 		Hall of Fame 96 Rate it
23 Don't Want To Go Home (Lyric only)
For good away games 		Vintage 322
5.0
24 Down Like Joey (Lyric only)
To The Mackems 		Funny 129 Rate it
25 Dreaming Of A White Christmas (Lyric only)
From Beyewatch 		Hall of Fame 126 Rate it
26 Drinks Up (Lyric only)
if you love the Toon 		Funny 104 Rate it
27 Drogba Throw Us A Coin (Lyric only)
We'll take your money 		'avin a Go 148 Rate it
28 Emre (Lyric only)
Ole, ole, ole, ole 		Hall of Fame 107 Rate it
29 England'S No.4 (Lyric only)
Used to be sung to Calamity (David) James 		'avin a Go 98 Rate it
30 Every Day I Love You Habib Beye (Lyric only)
To tune of Everyday I Love You Less And Less 		Made Up 106 Rate it
31 Everybody Say Wheyaye! (Lyric only)
To tune of boom boom 		Funny 192 Rate it
32 Fairytale Of Whitley Beye (Lyric only)
to tune of Fairytale Of New York 		Made Up 112 Rate it
33 First Year Atmosphere (Lyric only)
For the promoted sides who think their loud 		'avin a Go 129 Rate it
34 Fog On The Tyne (Lyric only)
For those misty days 		Anthems 148 Rate it
35 Follow The Toon (Lyric only)
tell al the boys 		Anthems 145 Rate it
36 Forty-Six Bassong (Lyric only)
To tune of Rupert The Bear 		Hall of Fame 129 Rate it
37 Geordie Alouette (Lyric only)
Haven't heard it in a while 		Classics 477 Rate it
38 Geordie Ambulance (Lyric only)
(or St Johns Ambulance) 		'avin a Go 107 Rate it
39 Gilly Gillespie (Lyric only)
For Keith Gillespie 		Hall of Fame 151 Rate it
40 Going Down (Lyric only)
Sang at Boro. 		'avin a Go 96 Rate it
41 Good King Habib Beye (Lyric only)
To tune of Good King Wenceslas 		Made Up 118 Rate it
42 Habib (Lyric only)
to tune of The Day We Caught The Train 		Made Up 154 Rate it
43 Habib Beye (Lyric only)
T the tune of Agadoo 		Hall of Fame 107 Rate it
44 Habib Beye And His Merry Men (Lyric only)
To tune of Robin Hood 		Hall of Fame 109 Rate it
45 Habib Beye Classic (Lyric only)
For the mighty Habib 		Made Up 100
5.0
46 Habib Beye Everybody (Lyric only)
To tune of Merry Xmas Everyone 		Made Up 160 Rate it
47 Habib Beye Is Here Again! (Lyric only)
Tune of Happy Days Are Here Again 		Hall of Fame 93 Rate it
48 Habib Beye Jingle Bells (Lyric only)
for Wor Habib 		Made Up 112
4.0
49 Habib Beye Rhapsody (Lyric only)
To tune of Bohemian Rhapsody 		Made Up 112 Rate it
50 Habib Hallelujah (Lyric only)
Habib Beye- a reason to be cheerful 		Made Up 108 Rate it
51 Habib Plays Right Back For The Toon (Lyric only)
To tune of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 		Made Up 86 Rate it
52 Habib Song (Lyric only)
To tune of Deck The Halls 		Made Up 120 Rate it
53 Habib The Right-Back (Lyric only)
To tune of Frosty The Snowman 		Made Up 96 Rate it
54 Habib The Toon'S Best Right-Back (Lyric only)
To tune of Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer 		Made Up 100 Rate it
55 Habib Wonderland (Lyric only)
From Beyewatch 		Hall of Fame 90 Rate it
56 Head Kicked In (Lyric only)
Mental geordies 		'avin a Go 123 Rate it
57 Here Comes Habib Beye (Lyric only)
to tune of Here Comes Santa Claus 		Hall of Fame 121 Rate it
58 Here, There, Spiderman (Lyric only)
Jonas Gutierrez is spiderman 		Hall of Fame 236
5.0
59 Hey Shearer (Lyric only)
To tune of Hey Baby. 		Hall of Fame 289 Rate it
60 I Don'T Like Ashley (Lyric only)
to tune of I Don't Like Mondays 		'avin a Go 93 Rate it
61 If Shola Scores... (Lyric only)
Sang at Everton 		Funny 325 Rate it
62 If You Love Shearer (Lyric only)
Sit down, stand up 		Hall of Fame 96 Rate it
63 If You Want To Get To Heaven (Lyric only)
black and white bonnet 		Vintage 199 Rate it
64 It'S Habib Beye (Lyric only)
To tune of That's Not My Name 		Made Up 172
5.0
65 Jet Plane (Lyric only)
Sung at sponserless West Ham 		Funny 129 Rate it
66 Jingle Bells (Lyric only)
Geordie Xmas 		Vintage 247 Rate it
67 Joe Harvey (Lyric only)
40 years 		Hall of Fame 165 Rate it
68 Joe Kinnear (Lyric only)
Joe "I 'ent no f**kin Cockney" Kinnear 		Funny 289 Rate it
69 Joe Kinnear's Black 'N' White Army (Lyric only)
F********K 		Anthems 110 Rate it
70 Joey Barton (Lyric only)
The Black 'n' White Psycho 		Hall of Fame 407 Rate it
71 Keano's A W*nker (Lyric only)
To tune of This Land is Your Land 		Anthems 250
3.0
72 Keano'S Cat? (Lyric only)
keano 		'avin a Go 118 Rate it
73 Kenwyn Jones (Lyric only)
To tune of Sloop John B 		Funny 336 Rate it
74 Kevin Nolan (Lyric only)
Good signing for the Geordies 		Hall of Fame 561
5.0
75 King Habib Beye (Lyric only)
To tune of The Little Drummer Boy 		Made Up 95 Rate it
76 Laurent Robert (Lyric only)
For our former wide man 		Hall of Fame 129 Rate it
77 Let's All Laugh At Chopra (Lyric only)
For the Sunderland forward 		'avin a Go 102 Rate it
78 Let's Go Mental
We're Mental 		Classics 957
5.0
79 Liam + Andy O'Brien
to tune of Any Old Iron 		Hall of Fame 1,216
5.0
80 Little Bit (Lyric only)
for Big Sam 		Hall of Fame 99 Rate it
81 Long Way Home (Lyric only)
To Man Utd's following 		'avin a Go 172 Rate it
82 Mackems (Lyric only)
Hate 'em! 		Funny 111 Rate it
83 Mirandinha (Old) (Lyric only)
remember? 		Vintage 152 Rate it
84 My Holiday (Lyric only)
Sung to West Ham fans after XL went bust 		Funny 177
1.0
85 N'Zogbia (Lyric only)
Song for Charlie 		Hall of Fame 118 Rate it
86 Never Be Defeated
We are invincible (Ed: Imroved version) 		Classics 1,050
5.0
87 No Silverware (Lyric only)
To tune of the Red Flag 		Funny 211 Rate it
88 Not Flying Anymore (Lyric only)
Sung at West Ham 		Anthems 110 Rate it
89 Oba (Lyric only)
5ft 4/6ft 2 21/28 		Hall of Fame 94 Rate it
90 Oh Beye! Oh Beye! (Lyric only)
To tune of Away From Here 		Made Up 108 Rate it
91 Oh, Habib (Lyric only)
For the African Defender 		Hall of Fame 103 Rate it
92 Oh, Habib Beye (Lyric only)
To tune of The Red Flag 		Made Up 98 Rate it
93 One Shay Given (Lyric only)
To the best keeper in the world 		Hall of Fame 205 Rate it
94 Only Sing When You'Re Stealing! (Lyric only)
For the scousers 		'avin a Go 98 Rate it
95 Pavel Is A Geordie (Lyric only)
For Srnicek 		Hall of Fame 141 Rate it
96 Perfect Beye (Lyric only)
To tune of Perfect Day 		Hall of Fame 101 Rate it
97 Peter Beardsley (Old) (Lyric only)
To Everton fans 		'avin a Go 129 Rate it
98 Peter Reid (Lyric only)
To tune of Daydream Believer 		Vintage 238 Rate it
99 Peter Thr Great (Old) (Lyric only)
To the tune of You're 16, You're Beautiful 		Vintage 165 Rate it
100 Phillipe Albert (Old) (Lyric only)
To tune of Rupert The Bear 		Hall of Fame 117 Rate it
101 Pogo For Keegan (Lyric only)
Up and Down 		Hall of Fame 90 Rate it
102 Pogo If You Love Shearer (Lyric only)
For Big Al 		Hall of Fame 94 Rate it
103 Proud To Be A Geordie (Lyric only)
(clap) 		Classics 95 Rate it
104 Rocking Around St James' Park (Lyric only)
for Habib 		Made Up 119 Rate it
105 Ruel Fox (Old) (Lyric only)
Ruel Fox socks. 		Vintage 98 Rate it
106 Ruel Fox Ruel (Lyric only)
Black'n'White Socks 		Hall of Fame 162 Rate it
107 S**T Fans (Lyric only)
We are the best 		'avin a Go 95 Rate it
108 S**T Ground (Lyric only)
Sang at Portsmouth 		'avin a Go 92 Rate it
109 S**t On Merseyside (Lyric only)
Sang at Everton 		'avin a Go 99 Rate it
110 Same Old Chelsea (Lyric only)
cheats 		'avin a Go 116 Rate it
111 Same Old Shearer (Lyric only)
No.9 		Hall of Fame 104 Rate it
112 Sang When Habib Plays Centre Back (Lyric only)
To tune of Angel Is A Centrefold 		Hall of Fame 97 Rate it
113 Scared Of Shearer (Lyric only)
Still scared Keano? Man U? 		'avin a Go 132 Rate it
114 Shearer Is A Legend (Lyric only)
Legends hat 		Hall of Fame 147 Rate it
115 Shearer Is Our Boss (Lyric only)
Tune of My Old Man (heard around toon) 		Hall of Fame 91
5.0
116 Shoes Off (Lyric only)
No shoes 		Funny 102 Rate it
117 Shoes Off For Keegan (Lyric only)
Protest... 		Hall of Fame 99 Rate it
118 Shoes Off For Shearer (Lyric only)
Shoes off, pogo 		Hall of Fame 187 Rate it
119 Shouldn'T You Be Selling Drugs? (Lyric only)
For the scousers and the brummies 		'avin a Go 116 Rate it
120 Sign On (For Liverpool And Everton) (Lyric only)
To tune of You'll Never Walk Alone 		'avin a Go 434
5.0
121 Sir John Hall (Old) (Lyric only)
To the tune of My Old Man 		Vintage 96 Rate it
122 Sit Down (Lyric only)
on the floor 		Funny 96 Rate it
123 Sit Down For Keegan (Lyric only)
King Kev! 		Hall of Fame 100 Rate it
124 Sitting On The Dock Of The Beye (Lyric only)
Tune of Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay 		Made Up 93 Rate it
125 Smells Like Team Spirit (Lyric only)
To tune of Smells Like Teen Spirit 		Made Up 224
4.0
126 Some Call Us Newcastle Utd (Lyric only)
we are the best 		Vintage 135 Rate it
127 Spiderman (Lyric only)
Spiderman 		Hall of Fame 181 Rate it
128 Stand Up If You Hate The Scum (Lyric only)
For Sunderland 		'avin a Go 105 Rate it
129 Taxi! (Lyric only)
Go Home! 		'avin a Go 143 Rate it
130 Tell All The Boys (Lyric only)
we follow the toon! 		Anthems 111 Rate it
131 Tell Us Something We Don't Know (Lyric only)
Super Geordies 		Classics 119 Rate it
132 Thankyou (Old) (Lyric only)
For Man Utd. 		Vintage 90 Rate it
133 That'S Habib Beye (Lyric only)
to tune of That's Amore 		Made Up 106 Rate it
134 The Beans (Lyric only)
Sang on really cold days 		Funny 104 Rate it
135 The New Rob Lee (Lyric only)
Great song 		Hall of Fame 142
5.0
136 They Call Us Newcastle Utd (Intertoto Version) (Lyric only)
Howay the Lads 		Classics 140 Rate it
137 Time To Go
To tune of Vindaloo 		'avin a Go 446 Rate it
138 Tony Green (Old, Old, Old) (Lyric only)
Very old... 		Hall of Fame 122 Rate it
139 Town Full Of Chavs (Lyric only)
Sang at Birmingham and Villa games 		'avin a Go 98 Rate it
140 Town Full Of Smackheads (Lyric only)
Sang at Liverpool and Everton games 		'avin a Go 120 Rate it
141 Trip To Glasgow (Lyric only)
Don't wanna go home! 		Classics 109 Rate it
142 We Are Here! (Lyric only)
geordie boys 		Classics 105 Rate it
143 We Are The Toon (Lyric only)
Toon Army 		Classics 103 Rate it
144 We Can See You Holding Hands (Lyric only)
Sang for the Watford 		Funny 100 Rate it
145 We Drink... (Lyric only)
Newcastle Brown 		Funny 140 Rate it
146 We Love Newcastle
NUFC 		Classics 567 Rate it
147 We Love Sunderland? (Lyric only)
??? 		Funny 215 Rate it
148 We Love You (Quality New Song) (Lyric only)
Great new song stolen from Cliftonville FC (See Youtube) 		Made Up 165
5.0
149 We'll Meet Again (Lyric only)
For the Mackems when they go down 		Vintage 122 Rate it
150 We're In The Sh*t Again (Lyric only)
Fly The Flag! 		Classics 105 Rate it
151 We're S**te! (Lyric only)
We still support 		Funny 100 Rate it
152 We'Ve Got Habib Beye (Lyric only)
To tune of My Old Man 		Hall of Fame 94 Rate it
153 When The Beye Man Scores A Goal (Lyric only)
Tune of I Wish It Could Be Xmas Everyday 		Made Up 82
3.0
154 Whey Ya Kna (Lyric only)
To tune of Yellow Submarine 		Anthems 145 Rate it
155 Wheyaye! (Lyric only)
To the tune of Wiggle Wiggle 		Funny 102 Rate it
156 Who's 46? (Lyric only)
Sang at Doncaster game 		Funny 132 Rate it
157 Who's That Team We Call United (Lyric only)
To tune of God Save Ireland 		Vintage 112 Rate it
158 Will Habib Score At Christmas? (Lyric only)
Heard over Christmas 		Hall of Fame 132 Rate it
159 Wor Habib (Lyric only)
To tune of Little Donkey 		Made Up 101 Rate it
160 Xisco (Lyric only)
Disco for Xisco 		Hall of Fame 129 Rate it
161 You Stole My Stereo! (Lyric only)
For Gerrard and the Scousers 		'avin a Go 114 Rate it
162 Zog On The Tyne (Lyric only)
To the tune of Fog On The Tyne 		Hall of Fame 114 Rate it
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