Chant		Type	Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	1-0 And You Still Don'T Sing! (Lyric only) Why don't you sing, now?	'avin a Go	407	Rate it
2	1-0 In The Bernabeu (Lyric only) Only English team to have won at Bernabeu!	Classics	261	Rate it
3	10 Men! (Lyric only) When we're 1 down, but still winning!	Classics	158	Rate it
4	2-0 And You F*cked It Up! (Lyric only) You f*cked it up again!	'avin a Go	226	Rate it
5	2-0 In The San Siro! (Lyric only) AC Milan this time!	Anthems	206	Rate it
6	5-1 In The San Siro! (Lyric only) The Italian Job	Classics	261	Rate it
7	61 Never Again (Lyric only) Tottenham will never win the league again!	'avin a Go	183	Rate it
8	70'000 Muppets! (Lyric only) At Old Trafford	'avin a Go	598	Rate it
9	71-2004 Arsenal won the league at White Hart Lane (Lyric only) Arsenal won the league at White Hart Lane	'avin a Go	163	Rate it
10	Aaron Ramsey (Lyric only) Rambo	Hall of Fame	873	5.0

11	All You Do Is Wash Your Hair (Lyric only) To the scousers	'avin a Go	136	Rate it
12	Arsene Wenger's Having A Party! (Lyric only) Funny chant for Le Boss	Hall of Fame	446	Rate it
13	Bacary Sagna (Lyric only) Our French rightback	Hall of Fame	246	Rate it
14	Billy Gallas He's Our Mate! (Lyric only) The great captain!	Hall of Fame	223	Rate it
15	Born Is The King Of Highbury (Lyric only) Charlie George, the King	Hall of Fame	127	Rate it
16	Bubbles Up Your Arse (Lyric only) To West Ham.	'avin a Go	434	5.0
17	By Jesus Said Paddy (Lyric only) Classic one from the Gooners	Classics	206	5.0
18	Can We Play You Every Week? (Lyric only) Sang when beating a team easily	'avin a Go	131	Rate it
19	Can You Hear The Tottenham Sing? (Lyric only) Can you hear 'em?	'avin a Go	211	Rate it
20	Can You Hear Us Scum? (Lyric only) When we're at Wembley etc.	'avin a Go	124	Rate it

21	Cesc Fabregas Is His Name (Lyric only) Cescyboy	Hall of Fame	371	5.0
22	Cheerio! (Lyric only) When sending home the opponent	'avin a Go	160	Rate it
23	Come To See Eboue Arsenal's 27, Eboue is wo tey come to see	Funny	4,735	5.0
24	D.I.A.B.Y (Lyric only) D.I.S.C.O tune, Abou Diaby	Hall of Fame	232	Rate it
25	David Pleat (Lyric only) Song for ex Spurs boss.	Funny	178	Rate it
26	Denilson (Lyric only) Adopted Bergkamp chant...	Hall of Fame	339	Rate it
27	Der Der Der (Lyric only) Arse	Classics	219	Rate it
28	Diaby Whoah (Lyric only) Another chant for Abou	Hall of Fame	265	Rate it
29	Do You Come From Manchester? (Lyric only) Or just from London? (To ManU.)	'avin a Go	489	Rate it
30	Down With The Tottenham (Lyric only) I feel sorry for you	'avin a Go	143	Rate it

31	Easy! (Lyric only) Arsenal taking the piss	Classics	136	Rate it
32	Eboue! (Lyric only) Eboue's old song, still alive.	Hall of Fame	357	Rate it
33	Eddie (Eduardo chnat) (Lyric only) For Eduardo	Hall of Fame	164	Rate it
34	Eduardo! (Lyric only) Repeat till bored, we all miss him!	Hall of Fame	253	Rate it
35	Englands Number 1 (Lyric only) Manuel Almunia. English passport in 2009	Hall of Fame	167	5.0
36	European Tour (Lyric only) We're gonna rule in Europe.	Classics	171	Rate it
37	Ever Seen Chelsea Play Like This? (Lyric only) Have you? Also sung to the England national team	'avin a Go	201	Rate it
38	F*ck Off Mourinho (Lyric only) Never forget.	'avin a Go	147	Rate it
39	F*ck Off The Press! (Lyric only) Funny variant. Hate the press, really...	'avin a Go	134	Rate it
40	Fat Boy, What'S The Score? (Lyric only) To Paul Robinson against Blackburn away	'avin a Go	139	Rate it

41	Ferguson Are You Listening (Lyric only) We'll be back!	'avin a Go	284	Rate it
42	Gael Clichy! (Lyric only) Arsenal's 22	Hall of Fame	284	Rate it
43	Gallas' Much Better Than Ashley (Lyric only) No doubt...	Hall of Fame	270	Rate it
44	George Armstrong On The Wing! (Lyric only) Over 600 Arsenalgames, past away in 2001... Legend!	Hall of Fame	135	Rate it
45	Gerrards Baby Is Adebayors! (Lyric only) Gerrards baby's not his!	Funny	534	3.0
46	Get Your Phones Out For Ashley (Lyric only) Get yer phones out!	'avin a Go	171	Rate it
47	Gilberto! (Lyric only) Gigi Legend	Hall of Fame	126	Rate it
48	Greatest Man At Highbury - Kolo Toure (Lyric only) Not sung that much anymore, but...	Hall of Fame	128	Rate it
49	He Knocked John Terry Out - Abou Diaby (Lyric only) Abou Diaby	Funny	761	Rate it
50	He Scores With His First Touch! (Lyric only) Robin van Persie.	Hall of Fame	184	Rate it

51	He's Bald, He's Sh*t (Lyric only) A song for a true "legend"	Funny	469	Rate it
52	He's Only A Poor Little Scouser! (Lyric only) Same old scousers.	'avin a Go	156	Rate it
53	He's Only A Poor Little Yiddo! (Lyric only) Same old Tott'nam	'avin a Go	179	Rate it
54	I Would Rather Have A Willy (Lyric only) Gallas aka Willy, Cashley aka Cunt	Funny	170	Rate it
55	I Would Walk 500 Miles (Lyric only) I'd walk 10 000 miles to get him back on ...	Hall of Fame	503	Rate it
56	I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles (Lyric only) To the sh*t in East London.	'avin a Go	935	5.0
57	Ian Wright! (Lyric only) Still sung for the legendary goalscorer	Hall of Fame	141	Rate it
58	If Robbo Plays For England So Can I (Paul Robinson) (Lyric only) Song for Spurs ex-keeper Paul Robinson.	Funny	130	Rate it
59	In Your Liverpool Slums (Lyric only) Poor scousers	'avin a Go	484	Rate it
60	Is It A Fire Drill? (Lyric only) Havin' a go at our own supporters, dissappearing in 75th ...	'avin a Go	171	Rate it

61	It's A Circus At The Lane! (Lyric only) And so extremely true!	Funny	178	Rate it
62	It's All Gone Quiet Over There Can not hear you anymore	'avin a Go	2,002	Rate it
63	It's Like A Morgue In Here! (Lyric only) Unbelievable quiet.	'avin a Go	124	Rate it
64	It's So Quiet At The Lane! (Lyric only) Shhhh....	'avin a Go	128	Rate it
65	Jingle Bells (Lyric only) Christmas chant	Classics	144	Rate it
66	Jingle Bells 2 (Lyric only) Santa is a Goonah.	Funny	166	Rate it
67	Jump Up For The Arsenal (Lyric only) I'll do anything for you!	Classics	128	1.0
68	Justin Hoyte (Lyric only) For me. He's a legend!	Hall of Fame	128	Rate it
69	Let's All Laugh At Tottenham! (Lyric only) Having a laugh	'avin a Go	162	Rate it
70	Let's Go F*cking Mental (Lyric only) Can't control ourselves	Classics	139	5.0

71	Live Around The Corner (Lyric only) The mancs in London	'avin a Go	150	Rate it
72	Man United Won F*ck All (Lyric only) I remember a day in May 2005...	'avin a Go	220	Rate it
73	Manuel For England! (Lyric only) Englands number one.	Hall of Fame	125	Rate it
74	ManUsa! (Lyric only) ManUSA... FA Cup 05, can still be sung.	'avin a Go	154	Rate it
75	Maybe It'S Because I'M A Londoner (Lyric only) Classic one.	Classics	202	Rate it
76	North Bank/Clock End (Lyric only) Highbury-chants still alive	Classics	169	4.0
77	Oh Ah Ray Parlour (Lyric only) Romford's Pele	Hall of Fame	138	5.0
78	Oh Ashley Cole (Lyric only) The Truth	'avin a Go	522	Rate it
79	Oh Manchester Is Full Of Sh*T (Lyric only) Thats true!	'avin a Go	328	Rate it
80	Oh Rocky Rocky (Lyric only) My favourite chant. David Rocastle.	Hall of Fame	257	Rate it

81	Oh This Is So F*cking Easy! (Lyric only) To easy for The Arsenal, I'm sorry...	'avin a Go	129	Rate it
82	Oh When The Spurs Go Marching Down! (Lyric only) Love this one! First sung at Upton Park.	'avin a Go	303	Rate it
83	One Job Between You (Lyric only) Nothing more, scousers.	'avin a Go	123	Rate it
84	One Malcolm Glazer! (Lyric only) For Mr.United... lol	'avin a Go	367	Rate it
85	One Team Called Arsenal! (Lyric only) Forget the other ones.	Funny	160	Rate it
86	One Tony Adams! (Lyric only) Mr. Arsenal, Legend	Hall of Fame	145	Rate it
87	Part-Time Supporters (Lyric only) Mostly for the mancs	'avin a Go	146	Rate it
88	Phillipe Senderos (Lyric only) A Swiss in the ring	Hall of Fame	142	Rate it
89	Pride Of London (Lyric only) A classic we used to chant against Spurs, and all ...	Classics	221	Rate it
90	Que Sera Sera Arsenal's second home ground, Wembley	Classics	3,149	Rate it

91	Rent Boy (Lyric only) To Cashley or anyone else at Chelski	'avin a Go	160	Rate it
92	Reserves! (Lyric only) Even with the reserves.....	'avin a Go	123	Rate it
93	Riders Of The Clock End Highbury! (Lyric only) ClockEnders...	Classics	214	Rate it
94	Robbie Savage Is A W*nker (Lyric only) And he truly is.	'avin a Go	141	Rate it
95	Robbo You're A C*nt! (Lyric only) Mrs Robinson	'avin a Go	132	Rate it
96	Roll Out The Arsenal (Lyric only) A great classic.	Classics	198	Rate it
97	Running Round Chelsea (Lyric only) You'll never reach the Arsenal.	'avin a Go	166	Rate it
98	Sacked In The Morning (Lyric only) To every stinking manager	'avin a Go	262	Rate it
99	Same Old Arsenal Always Winning (Lyric only) They call us cheaters! We're top of the FairPlay table:)	Classics	219	5.0
100	Score When We Want To (Lyric only) Heard at Derby last season.	Funny	136	Rate it

101	Scum! (Lyric only) For Joey Barton	'avin a Go	163	Rate it
102	Sh*t Club No History (Lyric only) Chelsea of course!	'avin a Go	319	Rate it
103	Sh*t Maradona! (Lyric only) Sung to Darren Bent last season.	Funny	157	Rate it
104	Shall We Sing A Song For You? You're so quiet...	'avin a Go	2,244	Rate it
105	Sheryl Is A Slapper (Lyric only) Tweedy prefer Ade	Funny	326	Rate it
106	Sol Campbell's A Gooner (Lyric only) Classic one for Sol Campbell	Hall of Fame	863	5.0
107	Stamford Bridge Is Falling Down (Lyric only) One day.	'avin a Go	561	Rate it
108	Stand Up If You've Got A Job (Lyric only) Scousers, no job	'avin a Go	128	Rate it
109	Steve Bould! (Lyric only) For Bouldy, legend	Hall of Fame	145	Rate it
110	Stick The Blue Flag Up Your Arse (Lyric only) To the rent-boys at Chelski	'avin a Go	363	Rate it

111	Super Robert Pires! (Lyric only) Bobby legend.	Hall of Fame	241	2.0
112	Super Samir Nasri (Lyric only) Heard it a while ago. We need a new one...	Hall of Fame	560	5.0
113	That's Why You're Going Down (Lyric only) Can't wait to meet Spurs...	'avin a Go	137	Rate it
114	The Referee's A W*nker (Lyric only) As he usually is	'avin a Go	136	Rate it
115	The Scum Are Going Down! (Lyric only) Not exactly made up, but we've never sung this before, ...	Made Up	123	Rate it
116	The Tottenham Came In One By One (Lyric only) They all got done.	'avin a Go	216	Rate it
117	There Was A Team From White Hart Lane (Lyric only) Let's all laugh at Tottnam	Funny	378	Rate it
118	There's Only One Dennis Bergkamp! (Lyric only) DB10 Legend	Hall of Fame	200	Rate it
119	There's Only One Keown! (Lyric only) Martin Keown truly a legend!	Hall of Fame	130	Rate it
120	Titus Bramble Shagged Your Wife (Lyric only) Bramble + Sheryl... Poor old Cashley	'avin a Go	372	Rate it

121	Tottenham On Channel 5 (Lyric only) Channel 5 on Thursdays, UEFA Cup...	Funny	152	Rate it
122	Tottenham Sing Us A Song! (Lyric only) A song please.	'avin a Go	143	Rate it
123	Tottenham W*nk W*nk W*nk (Lyric only) Ahhh...	Funny	186	Rate it
124	Tottenham Watching Eastenders (Lyric only) Champions League? You sure?	Funny	369	Rate it
125	Van Persie Whoah... (Lyric only) The flying Dutchman	Hall of Fame	171	5.0
126	Vieira Whoah (Lyric only) Paddy legend	Hall of Fame	669	5.0
127	Wanky Wanderers (Lyric only) Sung to Bolton all around the country.	'avin a Go	182	Rate it
128	We Are The Famous Arsenal! (Lyric only) A classic, but not sung very often.	Classics	162	Rate it
129	We Are The North Bank Highbury (Lyric only) We're the North Bank boys!	Vintage	336	Rate it
130	We Had Joy, We Had Fun (Lyric only) We had Tottenham on the run.	'avin a Go	146	Rate it

131	We Hate Nottingham Forest (Lyric only) We hate 'em all!	'avin a Go	122	Rate it
132	We Hate Those B*stards In Claret And Blue! (Lyric only) To West Ham, also perfect for Villa.	'avin a Go	263	Rate it
133	We Love You Freddie (Ljungberg) (Lyric only) Freddie legend	Hall of Fame	297	Rate it
134	We Only Win One-Nil (Lyric only) Just 1-0? Wow!	Funny	144	Rate it
135	We Paid For Your Hats To the stewards and the police	Funny	5,367	5.0
136	We Won The League! (Lyric only) 04 & 71...	Classics	251	Rate it
137	We'll Be Running Round Tottenham (Lyric only) Yiddos...	'avin a Go	657	Rate it
138	We'll Never Play You Again (Lyric only) For teams going down	'avin a Go	136	Rate it
139	We'll Race You Back To London (Lyric only) To the cockney-mancs	'avin a Go	137	Rate it
140	We'll Sing Your Songs For You! (Lyric only) If you can't sing them on your own.	'avin a Go	126	Rate it

141	We'll Win Coz We're Arsenal (Lyric only) We're Arsenal, we'll win	Classics	140	Rate it
142	We're Gonna Get Rid Of The Yids! (Lyric only) Get rid of them!	'avin a Go	169	Rate it
143	We're Gonna Win The League! (Lyric only) I really hope we'll sing it later this season	Classics	291	Rate it
144	We're In Europe! (Lyric only) You're not.	'avin a Go	131	Rate it
145	We're Not Going Home! (Lyric only) We wanna stay!	Classics	180	Rate it
146	We're Not Homophobic (Lyric only) For Cashley	'avin a Go	308	Rate it
147	We're On Our Way! (Lyric only) Not Athens or Moscow, but Paris and Rome!	Classics	148	5.0
148	We're On The March With Arsene's Army (Lyric only) Classic FA Cup-chant	Classics	121	Rate it
149	We'Ve Beat The Scum! (Lyric only) When we beat the scum!	Classics	127	Rate it
150	We've Got That Double Feeling (Lyric only) When we're heading for a new double	Classics	171	Rate it

151	We've Got The Special One! (Lyric only) Arsene. Not Mourinho	Vintage	125	Rate it
152	What A Waste Of Money! (Lyric only) To Chelsea, Spurs etc. when they spend way to much ...	'avin a Go	139	Rate it
153	What's It Like To Follow Sh*t? (Lyric only) How is it like?	'avin a Go	128	Rate it
154	What's It Like To Have No Fans? (Lyric only) How is it?	'avin a Go	137	Rate it
155	What's It Like To Have No Fans? (Lyric only) Sung to their 11 players and their manager;)	'avin a Go	123	Rate it
156	What's It Like To See A Crowd? (Lyric only) Must be really weird...	'avin a Go	164	Rate it
157	Where Were You When You Were Sh*t? (Lyric only) Sung previously to the Toon, then Chelsea & may City ...	'avin a Go	421	Rate it
158	Who Ate All The Pies? (Lyric only) To guys like Rooney.	Funny	489	Rate it
159	Who Put The Ball In Tottenham's Net? (Lyric only) Another one for the scum	'avin a Go	333	Rate it
160	Who The F*cking Hell Are You? (Lyric only) Who???	'avin a Go	126	Rate it

161	Who's The W*nker In The Black? (Lyric only) Aha, the referee!	'avin a Go	132	Rate it
162	Will You Ever Win The League? (Lyric only) Tottenham?	'avin a Go	132	Rate it
163	You F*cking Scousers (Lyric only) Sung to Liverpool & Everton	Funny	185	Rate it
164	You Know We'd Win If We Had To! (Lyric only) You know it!	Funny	134	Rate it
165	You Might Aswell Go Home! (Lyric only) Cheerio	Classics	128	Rate it
166	You Might Aswell Sign On! (Lyric only) To Liverpool!	'avin a Go	121	Rate it
167	You Need More Foreigners (Lyric only) You really do!	'avin a Go	130	Rate it
168	You'll Never Beat The Arsenal! (Lyric only) For 9 years we sang this to the scum...	Classics	774	Rate it
169	You'll Never Play For England! (Lyric only) You're not good, man...	'avin a Go	131	Rate it
170	You're Gonna Win F*ck All! (Lyric only) Win? Haha!	'avin a Go	122	Rate it

171	You're Not Champions Anymore! (Lyric only) We f*cked you up!	'avin a Go	122	5.0
172	You're Not Fit To Referee! (Lyric only) To the ref.	'avin a Go	127	Rate it
173	You're Not Fit To Wipe My Arse! (Lyric only) Love this one! To Spurs etc.	'avin a Go	189	Rate it
174	You're Not Going Home (Scousers) (Lyric only) Coz the scousers have no home.	'avin a Go	134	Rate it
175	You're Not Very Good (Lyric only) You're sh*it!	'avin a Go	125	Rate it
176	You're S*it And You Know You Are! (Lyric only) You're s*it!	'avin a Go	124	Rate it
177	You're Scum And You Know You Are! (Lyric only) You're scum!	'avin a Go	123	Rate it
178	You're Supposed To Be At Home (Lyric only) You shouldn't be here.	'avin a Go	125	Rate it
179	You're Supposed To Be In Jail! (Lyric only) Joey Barton...	Funny	192	Rate it
180	You're The Spurs Of Merseyside! (Lyric only) Not even best in town	Funny	175	Rate it

181	You've Only Got One Song! (Lyric only) Can't you sing something else?	'avin a Go	151	Rate it