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Listen and wince!

Here's what your rivals are singing about you. Brace yourself...

Tell us, who are The Lions' rivals?

Chant Submissions

Submitted by East Stand 93, a Millwall supporter

Chant Type Views
(90 day)
Pie Rating
1 1-0 And You Fu*Ked It Up (Lyric only)
whenever we come back from a defecit of x amount ...
'avin a Go 166 Rate it
2 3-1 And A Long Way Home (Lyric only)
Any scoreline when were winning, sung to the opposition fans ...
'avin a Go 168 Rate it
3 Are you West Ham in disguise? (Lyric only)
Sung to south end soft pots
'avin a Go 281
5.0
4 Back To School (Lyric only)
When the kids start giving it large
'avin a Go 234 Rate it
5 Beckford Your A C*nt (Lyric only)
He is, he really is
'avin a Go 209 Rate it
6 Benefits (Lyric only)
Sung to any northern club
'avin a Go 188 Rate it
7 Blue Army. (Lyric only)
Blue army on the march
Classics 203 Rate it
8 Bounce Around The Ground (Lyric only)
One to get the crowd going
Made Up 146 Rate it
9 British Rail (Lyric only)
Away days are a laugh. Heard this at Gillingham v ...
Funny 303 Rate it
10 Bubbles (Lyric only)
piss take of West Ham's I'm forever blowing bubbles
Anthems 655 Rate it
11 Bushwackers (Lyric only)
Run away now.
'avin a Go 818 Rate it
12 Can We Play You (Lyric only)
easy match
'avin a Go 178 Rate it
13 Can you hear the West Ham sing? (Lyric only)
sung to anyclub who are a bit on the quiet ...
'avin a Go 194 Rate it
14 Charlton Slum (Lyric only)
We hate the red scum
Made Up 346 Rate it
15 Come And Join Us (Lyric only)
We're here if you want it
'avin a Go 197 Rate it
16 David Martins Magic (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of my old mans a dustman
Made Up 184 Rate it
17 Easy (Lyric only)
soccer am's easy chant, when we score
'avin a Go 172 Rate it
18 Empty Seats (Lyric only)
Poor attendance
'avin a Go 206 Rate it
19 Eoeo (Lyric only)
Sing this when we score whilst jumping around like mad
Classics 191 Rate it
20 Essex Slag (Lyric only)
sung to Southend fans
'avin a Go 361 Rate it
21 Evil Chant (Lyric only)
we are eviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllll
Anthems 347 Rate it
22 Flying High (Lyric only)
Get behind the boys!
Vintage 150 Rate it
23 Forever And Ever (Lyric only)
New Millwall song which we made towards the end of ...
Classics 195 Rate it
24 Go Home (Lyric only)
Towards the end, when were winning
'avin a Go 201 Rate it
25 Hark No Hear Chant (Lyric only)
See West Ham run
Vintage 227 Rate it
26 Heads Kicked In (And London Ambulance) (Lyric only)
you have been warned
'avin a Go 407 Rate it
27 Her We Come (Lyric only)
west ham scum
'avin a Go 166 Rate it
28 Here We Come (Lyric only)
going to smash the valley ;)
'avin a Go 209 Rate it
29 Hey Jude (Lyric only)
sung to tune of The Beatles classic
Vintage 330
5.0
30 Is Your Tractor Parked Outside? (Lyric only)
Sung to any of the West Country sides
Funny 204 Rate it
31 Jingle Bells Chant (Lyric only)
away wins
Made Up 186 Rate it
32 Jump If Were Freezing (Lyric only)
Made this up on a freezing cold Tuesday night at ...
Funny 167 Rate it
33 Lets Go F*cking Mental (Lyric only)
Classic Millwall football song
Funny 203 Rate it
34 Lets Go Smash The Town Up (Lyric only)
Angry fans
'avin a Go 216 Rate it
35 Library (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of Living in America
'avin a Go 181 Rate it
36 Lots Of Money (Lyric only)
Sung to any Northern side
'avin a Go 211 Rate it
37 Matalan (Lyric only)
Sing this to pikey Northerners
'avin a Go 215 Rate it
38 Millwall (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of hey jude
Classics 181 Rate it
39 Millwall Fan (Lyric only)
sung to the tune of anarchy in the uk
Made Up 510
5.0
40 Millwall Till I Die (Lyric only)
Loyal fans
Classics 245 Rate it
41 Millwalls Gonna Get Ya (Lyric only)
Sung to the tune of "Belly gonna get ya" off ...
'avin a Go 186 Rate it
42 Nice To Know That Your Here (Lyric only)
When they eventually sing we shut em up again
'avin a Go 183 Rate it
43 On The Pitch Chants (Lyric only)
Pitch invasion ! :)
'avin a Go 233 Rate it
44 One Nil To The Referee (Lyric only)
It's always the refs fault
'avin a Go 129 Rate it
45 Proud Of You (Lyric only)
Even if we're battered miles away, we're proud of Millwall
Vintage 195 Rate it
46 Que Sera (Lyric only)
Playoffs 09
Classics 229 Rate it
47 Rocking All Over The World (Lyric only)
Millwall fans have adopted this as a song to sing ...
Anthems 285
5.0
48 Sh*t Ground No Fans (Lyric only)
Away days
'avin a Go 165 Rate it
49 Shall We Sing A Song For You (Lyric only)
Sshhhh
'avin a Go 156 Rate it
50 Sheepshaggers (Lyric only)
Sing this to the Welsh
'avin a Go 172 Rate it
51 Sit Down Shut Up (Lyric only)
Shut up you mugs
'avin a Go 185 Rate it
52 South London (Lyric only)
one club in south london
Classics 156 Rate it
53 Stand Up If You Love Millwall (Lyric only)
Gets the fans going
Classics 151 Rate it
54 Stand's From Ikea (Lyric only)
toward Leyton Orient, and there put up stadium
Funny 259
5.0
55 Take Away (Lyric only)
Where are your fans?
'avin a Go 173 Rate it
56 The Referees A Wan*Er (Lyric only)
we always get the bad ones
'avin a Go 160 Rate it
57 The Tractor Song (Lyric only)
Country boys again
Classics 330 Rate it
58 Up The Football League (Lyric only)
Promotion on the cards?
Vintage 189 Rate it
59 USA (Lyric only)
Sung towards our american chairman john Berylson, at Leeds away ...
Classics 232
5.0
60 War With West Ham (Lyric only)
a very long chant to say the least, normally make ...
'avin a Go 592 Rate it
61 We All Follow The Millwall (Lyric only)
classic , sung to th tuneof land of hope and ...
Classics 261
5.0
62 We All Hate Leeds Scum (Lyric only)
Yorkshire scum bags
'avin a Go 312 Rate it
63 We Are Blues! (Lyric only)
sung to here we go tune
Vintage 191 Rate it
64 We Are The Boys From Bermondsey (Lyric only)
New chant, sung to the tune of Lord Of The ...
Made Up 486 Rate it
65 We Are The Famous (Lyric only)
Another classic
Classics 336 Rate it
66 We Beat The Scum (Lyric only)
Gloating after thrashing the scum (WHUFC) 4-1, even after missing ...
Vintage 179 Rate it
67 We Forgot That You Were Here (Lyric only)
ssshhhhh
'avin a Go 151 Rate it
68 We Hate West Ham (Lyric only)
We really do
Vintage 439 Rate it
69 We Love You Millwall (Lyric only)
Regular song, classic
Classics 210 Rate it
70 We Wanna Go Home (Lyric only)
Made up at Brighton's Withdean Stadium, which has no roof. ...
Funny 460 Rate it
71 Wembley! Wembley! (Lyric only)
Sung throughout our playoff campaign
Classics 236 Rate it
72 Wheels On Your House (Lyric only)
Gillingham pikeys
'avin a Go 172 Rate it
73 Who The F*cking Hell Are You (Lyric only)
Who the f*ck?
'avin a Go 166 Rate it
74 Whos The Pervert (Lyric only)
policeman filming us from a wall in southend
'avin a Go 199 Rate it
75 Will We See You (Lyric only)
Inviting them back to our place
'avin a Go 169 Rate it
76 Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only)
Eagles scum
'avin a Go 180 Rate it
77 You Are My Millwall (Lyric only)
Another classic
Classics 304 Rate it
78 You Dirty Northern B*stards (Lyric only)
We hate northerners
'avin a Go 190 Rate it
79 You Never Won Fu*k All (Lyric only)
teams who think there brilliant
'avin a Go 164 Rate it
80 You'll Run (Lyric only)
Giving it to the opposition
'avin a Go 177 Rate it
81 Your Only Here To Watch Millwall (Lyric only)
Hate us cos you aint us.
'avin a Go 193 Rate it
82 Your Supposed To Be At Home
Sung at away matches, when we outsing the opposition
'avin a Go 627 Rate it
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