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Here's what your rivals are singing about you. Brace yourself...

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Chant Submissions

Submitted by Marcus Webster, a Man United supporter

Chant Type Views
(90 day)		 Pie Rating
1 40,000 Rentboys (Lyric only)
Like dominoes! 		Funny 728
5.0
2 50 Years Ago (Lyric only)
Classic old chant, but sung for the Memorial last February 		Vintage 447
5.0
3 6th February 1958 (Lyric only)
Very touching song for the Babes 		Anthems 296
5.0
4 99 Blue Balloons (Lyric only)
Funny song for City's FA Cup exit to Sheff Utd ... 		Funny 484
5.0
5 A Plaque At Man United (Lyric only)
Another song for the Babes 		Anthems 320
5.0
6 A Scottish Forward (Lyric only)
Another 60's classic for Denis the King 		Hall of Fame 131 Rate it
7 Andy Cole
He might've been a donkey, but what a donkey! 		Hall of Fame 2,766
5.0
8 Another Double Win (Lyric only)
Classic from the Double winning season of 95/96 		Vintage 125
5.0
9 Are You Watching Merseyside?
Not really sung anymore, but we knew they were watching. 		'avin a Go 3,718
5.0
10 Argentina
Argentina > England 		'avin a Go 2,174
4.2
11 Blue Moon (Lyric only)
Counting down the days now Sparky! 		Funny 302
5.0
12 Born On A Rubbish Dump In Liverpool (Lyric only)
Classic for Roger Hunt, the scouse s*ite 		Vintage 299
5.0
13 Cantwell Our Skipper (Lyric only)
Classic for Noel Cantwell, our FA Cup winning captain 		Hall of Fame 130
5.0
14 Chelsea Fc, They Had A Reputation (Lyric only)
The Cockney shit got his comeuppance 		Vintage 704 Rate it
15 Chelsea Rent Boys (Lyric only)
What's your price Gav'na?! 		'avin a Go 235
5.0
16 Chelsea, Deary Me... (Lyric only)
Piss take for Chavski 		'avin a Go 324 Rate it
17 City Are A Massive Club (Lyric only)
The Massive club deserve a MASSIVE song! 		Funny 2,202
5.0
18 City Is Their Name (Lyric only)
Very new song for the Bitter, Bitter Berties... Listen out ... 		Funny 359
5.0
19 Come And Join Us (Lyric only)
The Stretford End was shite all over the Kop in ... 		Vintage 198
5.0
20 Darren Fletcher (Lyric only)
Darren Fletcher, the GENIOUS 		Hall of Fame 1,568
5.0
21 Did You Know Duncan Edwards? (Lyric only)
Absolute classic from years gone by 		Vintage 188 Rate it
22 Dimitar Berbatov (Lyric only)
New song heard on the Strettford End. 		Hall of Fame 709
5.0
23 Dimitar Berbatov - (Official 2) (Lyric only)
Simple one for Dimi 		Hall of Fame 203
3.4
24 Dimitar Berbatov - Official
New for Berba 		Hall of Fame 18,665
3.81818
25 Do The Steven Gerrard (Lyric only)
Go on Stevie lad, hand it in... or shake it! 		Funny 399 Rate it
26 Don't Go To Elland Road (Lyric only)
They like their sheep... Odd lot... 		Funny 195 Rate it
27 Dong, Dong. (Lyric only)
He might've left, but all real United fans remember Dong 		Funny 191
5.0
28 Down Warwick Road One Fine Day (Lyric only)
Doesn't take much to turn a blue... 		'avin a Go 189 Rate it
29 Drink A Drink To Eric The Kind (Pete Boyle Version) (Lyric only)
Quality song, always lead by Boyley 		Hall of Fame 1,135
3.0
30 Eusebio, I Say Kiddo (Lyric only)
Brian Kidd... Pure Legend 		Vintage 146
5.0
31 F*ck Mcmanaman, Ince, Mcateer (Lyric only)
F*ck em all, Scouse Bastards... 		'avin a Go 192 Rate it
32 F*ck Off Back To Stockport (Lyric only)
All Manc's know City fans are from Stockport! 		'avin a Go 337 Rate it
33 Fight Fight Whoever You May Be (Lyric only)
Fight against the Fat Yank 		'avin a Go 282 Rate it
34 Follow, Follow (Rome) (Lyric only)
Moscos... then Rome 		Classics 291 Rate it
35 Forever And A Day (Lyric only)
European classic known amongst the older MUFC generation 		Vintage 156 Rate it
36 Francis Lee Went To Greggs (Lyric only)
A song for the City Legend, the Fat C*nt 		Funny 176
5.0
37 From The Banks Of The River Irwell (Lyric only)
Proper version of the River Irwell 		Classics 153
5.0
38 From The Dark Snows Of Munich (Lyric only)
Another quality song for Munich 		Anthems 471
5.0
39 Georgie Best, You Are Our World. (Lyric only)
Classic for Georgie 		Hall of Fame 150 Rate it
40 Gerrard Is A W*nker (Lyric only)
Gerrards missus... tut tut 		Funny 773
5.0
41 Gerry Daly (Lyric only)
Classic for the little fella 		Hall of Fame 217 Rate it
42 Get To Work You Lazy Twats (Lyric only)
Sung to either bindipping side 		Funny 294
5.0
43 Giggs Will Tear You Apart
Quality song for the Welsh Wizard (Ed: just found a ... 		Hall of Fame 5,952
4.75
44 Going Home To Shag Your Sister (Lyric only)
Sung mainly to Blackburn, but can be any East Lancashire ... 		Funny 391 Rate it
45 Hark Now Hear (Scouse Version) (Lyric only)
They beat us 3-0 that day... so run they did! 		'avin a Go 195 Rate it
46 Hawaii 5-0 (The Slaughter Of Man City) (Lyric only)
Memorable battering of City, home and Away 		Vintage 417 Rate it
47 He Gave Giggsy The Ball (Lyric only)
Oopsy daisy Patrick! 		'avin a Go 360 Rate it
48 He Made The Scousers Cry (Lyric only)
Classic for Diego Forlan's 2 goals at s*itefield in 02/03 		Hall of Fame 250
1.0
49 He's An Argy, We Don't Care (Lyric only)
He might've been shit, but still a decent song! 		Hall of Fame 139 Rate it
50 Hello Johnny Carey (Lyric only)
Classic for the Irish lad 		Hall of Fame 169 Rate it
51 His Name Was Big Jim Holton (Lyric only)
Nobody dared mess with with this fella! 		Hall of Fame 256 Rate it
52 Hollow, Hollow (Lyric only)
Where is their history??? 		'avin a Go 142
5.0
53 I Was Born In The Stretford End (Lyric only)
Still sung in Salford pubs after matches 		Vintage 206
5.0
54 I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing (Lyric only)
60's classic 		Vintage 140 Rate it
55 I'm A Stretford Ender (Lyric only)
Oldie for the Stretty lads 		Vintage 251
5.0
56 If I Die In The Kippax Street (Lyric only)
Rip on the Kippax. Carry me home to the Stretty 		Vintage 869
5.0
57 If The Reds Should Play (Lyric only)
Sung frequently at Euro aways 		Classics 248
1.0
58 If You All Hate Scousers (Lyric only)
Hate the rat eating s*ithouses 		'avin a Go 181
5.0
59 If You Come From Manchester (Lyric only)
Quality pub and train sing-a-long 		Funny 2,535
5.0
60 If You Know Your History (Lyric only)
Good old 'Red Army days' classic 		Classics 434 Rate it
61 If You Support Leeds United (Lyric only)
Absolute pure flith, Munich, Hillsborough, you name it... they've sung ... 		'avin a Go 513 Rate it
62 If You Wanna Go To Heaven When You Die (Lyric only)
Wear that bonnet lads!!! 		Classics 156
5.0
63 In The Dark Streets Of Belfast (Lyric only)
Classic for Georgie Best, the greatest ever United footballer 		Anthems 180 Rate it
64 In The Doorway Of An Anfield Precinct (Lyric only)
Oldie for the Champions of Europe. 		Vintage 150 Rate it
65 In The Liverpool Slums (Lyric only)
They like Grannies a little bit too much... 		Funny 829
5.0
66 Ireland Wears A Wig (Lyric only)
Lying little blue shit 		Funny 635
5.0
67 It Was A Sunny Day (Lyric only)
Commemorating the stuffing of Liverpool in the Fa Cup final 		Vintage 218 Rate it
68 It Was In The Kop (Lyric only)
Did them Kopite b*stards on their own little patch 		Vintage 165
5.0
69 It Was On A Famous Saturday (Lyric only)
An oldie for Red Army days, but has started to ... 		Anthems 383 Rate it
70 Jaap Stam
Classic for the giant Dutchman (Ed: Now have audio) 		Hall of Fame 3,937
5.0
71 Jingle Bells (Scouse Version) (Lyric only)
Scousebusting classic 		Vintage 231 Rate it
72 Juan Veron (Lyric only)
Still sung on train, coach journeys nowadays... Good sing-a-long 		Hall of Fame 267 Rate it
73 Justice For Heysel (Lyric only)
Never Justice for Heysel is it? 		'avin a Go 399
5.0
74 Kick 'Em All (Lyric only)
Boot the bast*rds! 		Classics 249 Rate it
75 Laugh At England (Lyric only)
Haaaaa Haaaaa 		'avin a Go 150 Rate it
76 Lee Bummed Bell (Lyric only)
They all bum each other... dirty boys... 		Funny 287
4.0
77 Leeds Are Going Down (Lyric only)
Cheerio Woolybacks! 		'avin a Go 161 Rate it
78 Leeds Is A Mighty Fine Place (Lyric only)
For the Leeds Scum 		'avin a Go 294
5.0
79 Malcolm Glazer's Gonna Die
The Fat Yank (ED: This chant does not promote or ... 		'avin a Go 17,892
5.0
80 Man City's Gonna Die (Lyric only)
Kill the bastards! 		'avin a Go 561
5.0
81 Manchester United Have Won The F*cking Lot (Lyric only)
Another Classic from the Treble season 		Vintage 250 Rate it
82 Manchester United The Greatest Of All (Lyric only)
Quality song from the 60's 		Vintage 336
5.0
83 Matchtalk Cats And Dogs (Lyric only)
Classic for the 70's Red Army days 		Vintage 236
5.0
84 Maybe It's Because I'm From Manchester (Lyric only)
Another old classic from years gone by 		Vintage 538
4.0
85 Molly Malone (Lyric only)
Oldie for fair Molly 		Classics 143
5.0
86 Na Na Keano (Lyric only)
Captain Marvel 		Hall of Fame 132
3.0
87 Nani Of Mufc (Lyric only)
Another boy wonder from Portugal 		Hall of Fame 404
5.0
88 Nobody Knows Your Name (Lyric only)
Despite the money... they will always be a small, bitter ... 		'avin a Go 140
5.0
89 Nothing You Can Do (Ronaldo) (Lyric only)
Drowned out by Viva Ronaldo, and makes England look shite, ... 		Hall of Fame 161 Rate it
90 Ob-La-Di, European Champions (Lyric only)
Another Euro classic, the chorus has taken off this season. 		Classics 126 Rate it
91 Oh Andy Cole (Lyric only)
Another for the goal-socring sumpremo 		Hall of Fame 173 Rate it
92 Oh We Hate Bill Shankly (Lyric only)
Another Scousbusting classic 		Vintage 279
5.0
93 Oldham (Wembley) '94 (Lyric only)
Made them wanna be Mancs look soft as shite! 		Vintage 160
5.0
94 On To Victory (Lyric only)
Classic from the 80's 		Vintage 174 Rate it
95 One Man Down (Lyric only)
Classic for the 85 FA Cup Final Scousebusting of Everton 		Vintage 125 Rate it
96 Over And Over (Lyric only)
This 90's classic is still sung at Euro Aways 		Classics 141 Rate it
97 Rafael Da Silva (Lyric only)
New song for Rafael 		Hall of Fame 726
5.0
98 Rossobianchi (Lyric only)
Newish song for the Reds 		Anthems 432
5.0
99 Ruud Van Nistelrooy (Lyric only)
Same tune as Coma United Road 		Hall of Fame 534
4.0
100 Ruud Van Nistelrooy Tra La La La La (Lyric only)
Oldie for the Goal-scoring machine 		Hall of Fame 471 Rate it
101 Score Me A Goal Diego Forlan (Lyric only)
Diego... What a scousebusting legend... 		Hall of Fame 209
5.0
102 Sh*t On Villa (Lyric only)
We normally sh*t all over the thick Brummy Drongo's... 		'avin a Go 553
3.0
103 Shall We Win/Shall We Sell (Lyric only)
Simple, but quality, opposition fans always get confused... 		'avin a Go 158
5.0
104 Skip To My Lou Macari (Lyric only)
He half did a bit of Scousebusting... LEGEND 		Hall of Fame 164 Rate it
105 Son Of A Fisherman From Aberdeen (Lyric only)
Classic for the first King, Denis Law 		Hall of Fame 235 Rate it
106 Standin' On The Corner (Lyric only)
Cover up your blue scarves Berties! 		'avin a Go 163 Rate it
107 Steve Gerrard, Gerrard (Lyric only)
He can't wait to get out of the s*ithole... 		'avin a Go 1,076
3.0
108 Stick Your F*cking England (Lyric only)
England... LAUGHABLE 		'avin a Go 258 Rate it
109 Stretford Enders (Alternate) (Lyric only)
AGRO on the MASSIVE Kippax 		'avin a Go 477
5.0
110 Stretford Enders (Old Alternate) (Lyric only)
All 3 of em... pur filth... 		Vintage 160 Rate it
111 Support Local Sh*t (Lyric only)
Always makes opposition fans shut up 		'avin a Go 166 Rate it
112 Swing Low, Sweet Andy Cole (Lyric only)
Yet another for Coley 		Hall of Fame 148 Rate it
113 The Baby's Not Yours (Lyric only)
The only good thing Emmanuel ever did... 		Funny 1,027
5.0
114 The Blackburn Family (Lyric only)
Dirty bloody Inbreds... 		Funny 327 Rate it
115 The Boys From Old Trafford (Lyric only)
The greatest football team there ever was, MUFC 		Vintage 170
5.0
116 The Boys That Play In Red And White (Lyric only)
Still known amongst many reds nowadays, old classic though 		Anthems 237
5.0
117 The City Family (Lyric only)
Funny City chant 		Vintage 452
5.0
118 The Flowers Of Manchester (Lyric only)
Quality song for Munich's dead 		Anthems 469 Rate it
119 The Great Supporters (Lyric only)
Song to commemorate 1968 		Vintage 122 Rate it
120 The King Denis Law (Lyric only)
Better than anyone i've ever seen... Denis Law 		Hall of Fame 136
5.0
121 The Leeds Bohemian Rhapsody (Lyric only)
Classic tune for Leeds. Written by a friend, he remembers ... 		Funny 596 Rate it
122 The Reds Will Never Die (Lyric only)
Quality song for May 1999... to the tune of The ... 		Vintage 572
5.0
123 The Scouser Aren't Going To Moscow (Lyric only)
Sung to the dippers, just to make sure they knew ... 		Hall of Fame 138
5.0
124 The Vidic Family (Lyric only)
Not really sung anymore, but a class song for Nemanja ... 		Hall of Fame 534
5.0
125 The Wearing Of The Red (Lyric only)
70's Classic 		Vintage 139
5.0
126 There's A Place Where Scousers Go (Lyric only)
Quality song for the Scouse shite... very, very true 		'avin a Go 866
5.0
127 There's A Tavern (Lyric only)
Oldie for Dalglish 		'avin a Go 364
5.0
128 They Came To Old Trafford That October Night (Lyric only)
Classic from 1974 League Cup win versus City 		Vintage 138 Rate it
129 They Said Liverpool Would Win The Treble (Lyric only)
We did em both 		Vintage 334 Rate it
130 This Is How It Feels To Be Bolton (Lyric only)
Pure piss-take... can be sung to other Inbred teams as ... 		Funny 195
5.0
131 This Is Our Cup (Lyric only)
New song for Moscow, Same tune as 'This is my ... 		Classics 130 Rate it
132 Those Were The Days (Lyric only)
We are the Stretford End 		Vintage 165
5.0
133 Tip-Toe Through The Kippax (Lyric only)
Classic rip on the MASSIVE Kippax 		Classics 334 Rate it
134 Typical Family From Liverpool (Lyric only)
Typical family from the Self-Pity City 		Funny 412
5.0
135 United We Love You (Lyric only)
Everyone sings it... but we have our own version! 		Classics 247 Rate it
136 United, United Rah Rah Rah (Lyric only)
Another basic, but quality song 		Funny 261
5.0
137 We All Agree (Lyric only)
Even City are better than England... 		Classics 147 Rate it
138 We All Hate Leeds (Lyric only)
We hate Leeds, Leeds and Leeds 		'avin a Go 217
5.0
139 We Are Mancs (Lyric only)
Manchester La La La 		Funny 220
5.0
140 We Are United's Boys (Lyric only)
City fans rarely come up the Warwick Road 		Vintage 270 Rate it
141 We Don't Carry Razors (Lyric only)
Classic from the 80's 		Vintage 174 Rate it
142 We Had Joy, We Had Fun (Lyric only)
Gave them b*stards the run around 		Vintage 169 Rate it
143 We Hate England (Lyric only)
Not English... MANC 		Classics 236
5.0
144 We Paid For Their Home (Lyric only)
What a waste... they don't even sell out! 		'avin a Go 166
5.0
145 We're Having A Party When Glazer Dies (Lyric only)
Everyone's invited! 		'avin a Go 611
5.0
146 We're Manchester United (Lyric only)
Another old Classic, with added new bits 		Vintage 954 Rate it
147 Wembley '76 (Lyric only)
Classic Cup Final song in 76 		Vintage 298 Rate it
148 Where's Your Famous Munich Song? (Lyric only)
They stopped singing that one didn't they... 		'avin a Go 738 Rate it
149 Who's That Creeping In The Farmyard? (Lyric only)
Quality chant for the Sheepshagging scum 		Funny 298
5.0
150 Who's That Lying On The Forecourt? (Lyric only)
The soft t*ats could never scrap... 		'avin a Go 392 Rate it
151 Who's That Team We Call United? (Lyric only)
Classic 		Classics 231
5.0
152 Willie Morgan On The Wing (Lyric only)
Bell? Lee?... ha!... Willie Morgan, Legend 		Hall of Fame 125
3.66667
153 Yorkshire's A S*ithole (Lyric only)
Sung of many a train journey last year 		Funny 154
5.0
154 You Only Sing Our Songs (Lyric only)
Arsenal do have a tendency to sing sing our songs... 		'avin a Go 223
4.5
155 You'll Never Get A Job (Lyric only)
Lazy b*stard dolites 		'avin a Go 489
5.0
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