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Listen and wince!

Here's what your rivals are singing about you. Brace yourself...

Tell us, who are The Blues' rivals?

Chant Submissions

Submitted by Fred Byrne, a Chelsea supporter

Chant Type Views
(90 day)		 Pie Rating
1 Abramovich (Lyric only)
The owner 		Hall of Fame 458
5.0
2 Another Anti-Gerrard (Lyric only)
Prick 		'avin a Go 420
5.0
3 Anti Gerrard (Lyric only)
Scouse bastard 		'avin a Go 851
5.0
4 Arsenal, Always Cheating (Lyric only)
Fancy football, no end product, so they dive. 		'avin a Go 389
3.66667
5 Ashley Cole (Lyric only)
Top player 		Hall of Fame 279
5.0
6 Back To Your Sh** Hole (Lyric only)
Sing it to the scousers 		'avin a Go 141
3.0
7 Ballack Wonderland (Lyric only)
Der Kaiser (Ed: Not sure this one is in the ... 		Made Up 171 Rate it
8 Barmy Army (Lyric only)
Barmy Blues 		Classics 136 Rate it
9 Be A Chelsea Fan (Lyric only)
You tough enough? (Ed: eplace West Ham with other rivals ... 		Classics 462 Rate it
10 Benches (Lyric only)
Come on subs 		Funny 157 Rate it
11 Best Trip (Lyric only)
Sang at our successful away matches 		Classics 429
5.0
12 Big Drogba (Lyric only)
Another one for the big man 		Hall of Fame 575
4.0
13 Blame It On Riise (Lyric only)
To annoy the scousers 		Funny 174 Rate it
14 Blue Day (Lyric only)
Blue Day anyone????? 		Classics 342 Rate it
15 Bosingwa Kicked Him Up The Arse (Lyric only)
This was priceless 		Made Up 177 Rate it
16 Bosingwa Kung Fu (Lyric only)
Kicked him nicely 		Made Up 226 Rate it
17 Bouncy!!!!! (Lyric only)
Sung while bouncing of course 		Classics 160
5.0
18 Bring Back My Foreskin (Lyric only)
This one's for Tottenham 		'avin a Go 431
3.0
19 Carvalho (Lyric only)
One for our skillful defender 		Hall of Fame 139
5.0
20 Cech Has Got His Hat On (Lyric only)
A Fine Piece of Headwear 		Hall of Fame 222
5.0
21 Cheap Scousers (Lyric only)
Poor Scousers, in tracksuits all the time 		Made Up 241
3.0
22 Cheat Ronaldo (Lyric only)
Diving s*it 		Funny 154
3.0
23 Cheerio
Explains itself 		'avin a Go 971 Rate it
24 Come On You Boys In Blue (Lyric only)
A new Chelsea Anthem Maybe? 		Classics 180
5.0
25 Could Be Worse (Lyric only)
Very true indeed. What a shambles of a team they ... 		Funny 152 Rate it
26 Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets (Lyric only)
Cause you're shit! 		Anthems 227
5.0
27 Debt Free Chelsea (Lyric only)
Get the cheque book out 		Funny 234 Rate it
28 Desailly (Lyric only)
Big Marcel 		Hall of Fame 121 Rate it
29 Di Santo (Lyric only)
One for the future 		Hall of Fame 130 Rate it
30 Disco Dancing Ballack (Lyric only)
The German dancer 		Funny 161 Rate it
31 Disco Dancing Drogba (Lyric only)
Drogbacite, check it out 		Funny 191 Rate it
32 Disco Dancing Lampard (Lyric only)
A real mover and shaker 		Funny 133
5.0
33 Disco Dancing Terry (Lyric only)
Captain Dancetastic 		Funny 161 Rate it
34 Empty Seats (Lyric only)
When at poorly supported away teams 		'avin a Go 138 Rate it
35 Essien-En-En (Lyric only)
This man is awesome. Behold the Bison 		Made Up 200 Rate it
36 Fat Paris Hilton (For Voronin, Possibly Torres) (Lyric only)
True, true. 		Funny 393
3.0
37 Feed The Geordies (Lyric only)
Have not won much, have you? 		'avin a Go 123 Rate it
38 Feed The Scousers (Lyric only)
Funny as f**k 		Funny 343 Rate it
39 Ferguson Are You Listening (Lyric only)
We want our trophy back 		'avin a Go 280
3.66667
40 Follow Malouda (Lyric only)
Great Chelsea Song (To the tune of "Follow the Leader") 		Hall of Fame 408
5.0
41 Football Ground You're Having A Laugh (Lyric only)
When we go to, ehem, "grounds" of a poor quality 		'avin a Go 268 Rate it
42 Frank Lebeouf (Lyric only)
One for a quality former player 		Hall of Fame 140 Rate it
43 Gerrard's In Prison, What's His Missus Doing? (Lyric only)
Oh Alex Curran, you typical Scouse (Ed: Sorry SG - ... 		'avin a Go 602
5.0
44 Get To Work You Lazy T*at (Lyric only)
When someone is not pulling their weight. 		'avin a Go 121 Rate it
45 Get Yer Tits Out! (Lyric only)
When you see a hot woman, or a fat b*stard ... 		'avin a Go 160 Rate it
46 Goal Kick (Lyric only)
Sung when opposition keeper takes a goal kick 		'avin a Go 351
3.0
47 God Save Our Team (Lyric only)
God Save the Chelsea 		Made Up 153 Rate it
48 Going To Rome (Lyric only)
We will be victorious 		Classics 138 Rate it
49 Guus Hiddink (Lyric only)
Abramovich's buddy needs a song 		Made Up 387
5.0
50 Have You Eaten All Your Mates? (Lyric only)
To fat players. Rooney springs to mind 		'avin a Go 142 Rate it
51 Hey Dibble (Lyric only)
One for police and stewards 		'avin a Go 216 Rate it
52 I Can't Help Falling In Love With Chelsea (Lyric only)
Love the Blues 		Vintage 360 Rate it
53 If You Follow Leeds (Lyric only)
Dirty. To the tune of "If you like a lot ... 		'avin a Go 200 Rate it
54 In The Town Of Wolverhampton (Lyric only)
A classic song 		Classics 183 Rate it
55 Is It Bosingwa (Lyric only)
He likes getting up. 		Made Up 128
5.0
56 Is That All You Take Away (Lyric only)
When fans bring f*ck all away supporters with them 		'avin a Go 118 Rate it
57 It's All Quiet
When they are all hushed 		'avin a Go 749 Rate it
58 Jingle Bells (Lyric only)
Festive Spirit Anyone? 		Classics 154
3.0
59 JT Is Superman (Lyric only)
Mr. Bionic 		Hall of Fame 169 Rate it
60 Let's All Have A Disco (Lyric only)
D-I-S-C-O 		Funny 128 Rate it
61 Little Poor Scouser (Lyric only)
To Everton or Liverpool 		'avin a Go 294 Rate it
62 Loyal Supporters (Lyric only)
We Are The Chelsea Boys 		Classics 362 Rate it
63 Makalele (Lyric only)
Our unsung hero 		Hall of Fame 141 Rate it
64 Michael Mancienne (Lyric only)
His middle name is Iain 		Hall of Fame 167 Rate it
65 My Garden Shed (Lyric only)
When at s*it away stadiums 		'avin a Go 129
5.0
66 North Stand (Lyric only)
They can't keep themselves quiet either 		Classics 143 Rate it
67 Ode To Anelka (Lyric only)
Our fox in the box (To the tune of "Come ... 		Hall of Fame 249
5.0
68 One Dead Granny Steven Ireland Had (Lyric only)
She's dead, no wait, she's not, is she? To the ... 		Funny 339
5.0
69 One For Deco (Lyric only)
Art Deco 		Made Up 167 Rate it
70 One Job Between You (Lyric only)
Sung to scousers 		'avin a Go 142 Rate it
71 One Song
To supporters with little imagination 		'avin a Go 768 Rate it
72 One Team In London (Lyric only)
Sung when our London neighbours play us 		'avin a Go 195
5.0
73 Petr Cech (Lyric only)
Big Pete 		Made Up 166 Rate it
74 Proud To Love The Chelsea (Lyric only)
You better be 		Classics 187
5.0
75 Put Your Hands Up For Mikel (Lyric only)
This would create a great atmosphere 		Made Up 147
5.0
76 Ricardo Quaresma (Lyric only)
One for the new man 		Made Up 224
3.66667
77 Ronaldo Loves Diving In The Box (Lyric only)
Cheat 		'avin a Go 144
3.0
78 Rooney The Man U Scums Fatman (Lyric only)
He's a lard arse 		Made Up 307 Rate it
79 Sacked In The Morning (Lyric only)
When oppostion manager is on a poor run 		'avin a Go 128 Rate it
80 Sad Macken B***Ard (Lyric only)
Well they did have that sh*t Keane managing them 		'avin a Go 119 Rate it
81 Scary Alex (Lyric only)
Would you stand up to him? 		Made Up 185
5.0
82 Sh*t Ground Sh*t Fans (Lyric only)
When we venture to a hole in the ground 		'avin a Go 131
5.0
83 She Fell Over (Lyric only)
When some little bitch dives or takes a dramatic tumble 		'avin a Go 124 Rate it
84 Sheep Shaggin' Bast*rd (Lyric only)
For the country bumpkins, OOOH ARRRR 		'avin a Go 185 Rate it
85 Sing Yer Hearts Out For The Lads (Lyric only)
When the t!ts ain't coming out........ 		Classics 123 Rate it
86 Stand Up If You've Got A Job (Lyric only)
Funny if sung at the scousers 		'avin a Go 123 Rate it
87 Super Chelsea (Lyric only)
Come on you blues! 		Classics 286
5.0
88 Taking The P*ss (Lyric only)
HAHAHA 		Anthems 254 Rate it
89 Terry, Terry, Terry (Lyric only)
JT is immense 		Hall of Fame 321
4.0
90 The Best Behaved Supporters (Lyric only)
It's true you know. Both of them :) 		Funny 160 Rate it
91 The Referre's A W*nker (Lyric only)
When we are robbed 		'avin a Go 134 Rate it
92 Tommy Baldwin (Lyric only)
One for the great man 		Hall of Fame 252 Rate it
93 Town Full Of Scrubbers (Lyric only)
Manc U.S.A. would take offense to this 		'avin a Go 152 Rate it
94 Viva Malouda (Lyric only)
Le Bleu 		Hall of Fame 162 Rate it
95 We All Hate Leeds Scum (Lyric only)
It's very true 		'avin a Go 167 Rate it
96 We Grieve No More For Your 96 (Lyric only)
No more, you scum 		'avin a Go 201 Rate it
97 We Want Zola Back (Lyric only)
Come back great one 		Classics 155 Rate it
98 What Side Of The Shed (Lyric only)
Sing it proud my son - Classic Chelsea, whatever area ... 		Classics 144
5.0
99 What The F**King Hell Is That (Lyric only)
Sung at anyone who f**ks up!!!!! 		'avin a Go 123 Rate it
100 What's It Like To Shag A Sheep (Lyric only)
OOOOH ARRR its ambrosia 		'avin a Go 145 Rate it
101 When Spurs Went To Rome (Lyric only)
What else would he say? 		Classics 247 Rate it
102 When We Find Ourselves In Times Of Trouble, John Terry (Lyric only)
The Chelsea Supremo 		Hall of Fame 343
5.0
103 Where's Your Famous Atmosphere (Lyric only)
Sung at the Old Trafford library. 		'avin a Go 259 Rate it
104 Who Are Qpr (Lyric only)
Who are you again? 		'avin a Go 206 Rate it
105 Who Do We Love (Lyric only)
Who Else 		Classics 155 Rate it
106 Who Let The Drogs Out (Lyric only)
Another song for our Dark Destroyer (To the tune of ... 		Hall of Fame 208
5.0
107 Who Needs Wayne Rooney? (Lyric only)
Rooney you fat s*!t 		Made Up 532
3.66667
108 Who's That C***Ing Over Your Bird (About Promiscuous Alex Curran) (Lyric only)
Rumour has it........ 		'avin a Go 357 Rate it
109 Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only)
Sh!t on the scum 		Classics 136 Rate it
110 You Always Win F*ck All (Lyric only)
To lower established teams 		'avin a Go 124 Rate it
111 You Stole My Holiday (Lyric only)
Sung to West Ham when XL went bust 		Funny 217 Rate it
112 You'Re Gonna Win F*Ck All (Lyric only)
To the ever youthful Arsenal teams. How many years can ... 		'avin a Go 174 Rate it
113 You're Not Fit To Referre (Lyric only)
Mike Riley anyone? 		'avin a Go 123 Rate it
114 You're Not Fit To Wipe My Arse (Lyric only)
To poor, poor, POOR opposition. Like Fulham 		'avin a Go 146 Rate it
115 You're Not Going Home (To Scousers) (Lyric only)
They have no home, just boxes in slums 		'avin a Go 154 Rate it
116 You're Not Very Good (Lyric only)
If you wanna be nice about it or near a ... 		'avin a Go 117 Rate it
117 You're S*it And You Know You Are (Lyric only)
Tell it like it is 		'avin a Go 116 Rate it
118 You're Scum (Lyric only)
To Scousers, Mancs, Leeds folk, Millwall etc etc etc 		'avin a Go 170 Rate it
119 You'Ve Never Had A Bath (Lyric only)
Smelly, shitty scousers 		'avin a Go 215
3.66667
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