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“The noise of the crowd, the singing and the chanting, is the oxygen we players breathe.” - Danny Branchflower

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If you’re anything like us, you’ll reckon the best thing about football is the banter, the wit and the passion that you only get from being crammed in next to a few thousand (or hundred) of your fellow die-hard fans.

When your team scores it's the ultimate high. You jump, you dance, you scream. You occasionally lose a little bit of wee-wee. Nothing else matters. Fanchants is a tribute to the passion of the fans. The game may be increasingly about the money, the business, the suits and the prawn sarnies but we all know it would die on its arse without the real fans. So c'mon, get stuck in and sing yer hearts out fer the boys!

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Leyton Orient Funnies 9 Apr 2008

Heard these when Orient were at Milwall, very funny go at their attire. "Let's all go to Tesco's,Where Millwall buy their best clothes,Lala la la, lala la la" "If you all ... More

Derby Funny 17 Mar 2008 Delusional but funny Derby. The Premier League,(The Premier League ...
Andy Reid Funny Fatty 7 Mar 2008 Andy Reid plays on left wing,He likes McDonalds and ...
F C United funny 21 Feb 2008 As the cops walk in front of the stand, the ...
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Argyle Funny Chant 18 Feb 2008 Plymouth singing to Portsmouth in a recent cup match... One ...
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