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I know a mackem takem,
He lives along the way,
I know hes a mackem takem,
He's big and fat and gay,
And every time i see him,
He makes me wanna spew,
He's just a mackem takem from division 2...

Sung to the tune of The Laughing Policeman

To the tune of the laughing police man.

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