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My old man said be a City fan,
And I said b****cks you're a c**t,
I'd rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan for just one minute,
With hammers and hatchets, stanley knives and spanners,
We'll show the City b*st**ds how to fight (How to fight),
I'd rather sh*g a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a City fan,
Altogether now...
Submitted 30 Jul 2007 by Manny U
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Legend-11 Man United fan 4 days, 1 hour ago
"most utd fans have never been a match" With millions of fans in the world, and a capacity of seventy odd thousand, did you work that one out all on your own or did your dad help you? All you need to know is we mancs fill the Stretford End week in, week out, you little c*nt!
chelsea fan Chelsea fan 4 Mar 2010
i would never be a utd fan i mean how can you be 4 such scum the the red devils RED SCUM LIKE UTD RED SCUM LIKE UTD RED SCUM LIKE UTD SHAME ABOUT THE UTD
franky Arsenal fan 18 Feb 2010
glory hunters the lot of ya
Tommy Man United fan 4 Feb 2010
LOYAL SUPPORTS .. SHOW THE CITY B*STARDS HOW TO FIGHT , RED ARMY
Ryan Man United fan 28 Jan 2010
Fcking ggreat song
Dany Liverpool fan 15 Jan 2010
MU & MC - f*ckin' degenerats!
callum Man City fan 21 Dec 2009
most utd fans have never been a match
sean Man United fan 29 Jun 2009
this guys dad was on drugs
lucas Bristol Rovers fan 19 May 2009
"With hammers and hatchets, stanley knives and spanners" pussy use wepons
Sam Man United fan 4 Feb 2009
MY OLD MAN SAID BE A CITY FAN! .. ON YA BIKE M8 ... GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!%Pr