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To the tune of "F off Chelsea FC, you aint got no history!"
Dirk Kuyt wherever you may be,
They smoke pot in your country,
It could be worse,
You could be a Manc
Asking your sister for a w**k...
Submitted 30 Jul 2007
Warning to Liverpool football fans: 'Dirk Kuyt' chant sung by The Reds supporters and other LFC songs & chants lyrics may cause offence. While some The Reds Football Club supporters regard this version of 'Dirk Kuyt' as harmless Anfield terrace banter, other footie fans may be deeply offended - please don't listen to 'Dirk Kuyt' or download Liverpool songs & chants mp3 to your computer or download LFC ringtones to your mobile if such Anfield terrace songs and chants are likely to upset you.
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