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| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Artur Boruc
Letting him know how it is. |
Rangers | 3,019 | |
| 2 |
Oh The Rangers Are S*ite
Great tune and great ringtone. |
Celtic | 2,663 | |
| 3 |
Parkhead
Sung to the Celtic |
Rangers | 2,272 | Rate it |
| 4 |
Can You Hear Celtic Sing
I can't hear a f**cking thing. |
Rangers | 1,918 | |
| 5 |
Sing In The Chapel
Not at the football. |
Rangers | 1,780 | |
| 6 |
No Tims In Europe
Sung at Park Head last year. |
Rangers | 1,626 | |
| 7 |
Kenny Miller
What a w***er |
Rangers | 1,538 | |
| 8 |
Argentina
Having a go at the English. |
Celtic | 1,343 | |
| 9 |
Shall We Sing A Song For you
Taunting the opposition into submission |
Rangers | 1,302 | Rate it |
| 10 |
Famines Over
Lot's of talk about this one |
Rangers | 1,198 | |
| 11 |
Champions League You Are Having A Laugh
Pure fluke they got so far |
Rangers | 1,152 | |
| 12 |
We Can See You Sneaking Out
Always been a good day when this is sung. |
Rangers | 1,105 | |
| 13 |
You Fat B*stard-cfc
Too many pies |
Celtic | 1,079 | |
| 14 |
You Fat Bas***d
Too many pies |
Rangers | 1,065 | |
| 15 |
Sh**e Home Support
Another one to taunt. |
Rangers | 1,062 | Rate it |
| 16 |
Who Are Ya
Old favourite |
Rangers | 853 | |
| 17 |
Easy Easy
Sung to Aberdeen |
Rangers | 552 | Rate it |
| 18 |
Oh Big Jock Knew
Oh Big Jock Knew Oh Big Jock Knew |
Rangers | 454 | Rate it |
| 19 |
P*ss Take At The Piggery
The boys passing it around, good Rangers ringtone |
Rangers | 417 | Rate it |
| 20 |
One Artur Boruc
Sang for when he f8cked up in our glorious victory ... |
Rangers | 372 | Rate it |
| 21 |
You're Not Very Good
Celtic, Aberdeen, Hibs.... |
Rangers | 334 | Rate it |
| 22 |
Cheer Up Paatelainen
Mika-Matti "Mixu" Paatelainen (born 3 February 1967 in Helsinki) is ... |
Hearts | 178 | Rate it |
| 23 |
We Hate Hibees
As it says on the tin |
Hearts | 149 | Rate it |
| 24 |
We're From The Capital
Anothr go at the smack heads |
Hearts | 146 | |
| 25 |
All Hibees Are Gay
Having a go at our near neighbours |
Hearts | 140 | Rate it |
| 26 |
Police Get Ta F*ck
Having a go at the bobbies |
Hearts | 96 | Rate it |
| 27 |
Small Team From Glasgow
Having a go at Hamilton |
Hearts | 83 | Rate it |
| 28 |
Sign On Hearts
Having a go at the Weggies |
Hearts | 79 | Rate it |
| 29 |
Timmy We're Having A Party
Rangers fans take the piss out of Celtc fans after ... |
Rangers | 974 | Rate it |
| 30 |
My Old Man Said Be A Celtic Fan
I politely refused |
Rangers | 899 | |
| 31 |
Oh The The Holy Goalie
Sung to the holy goalie when Rangers won against Celtic ... |
Rangers | 766 | Rate it |
| 32 |
Rangers Fans Are You Listening
song sang at old firm game |
Celtic | 755 | Rate it |
| 33 |
F*ck You Boruc Mcgegor Shags Your Wife
Funny one ot wind up Celtic's goalie |
Rangers | 505 | Rate it |
| 34 |
Out Of Europe
One we've been singing at the Celtic fans after they ... |
Rangers | 476 | Rate it |
| 35 |
Chelsea Rangers
The blue brothers |
Rangers | 410 | Rate it |
| 36 |
I Am A Billy No A Tim
Billy Boys |
Rangers | 323 | Rate it |
| 37 |
Sheepshagging Aberdeen
( agaist aberdeen ) |
Rangers | 286 | Rate it |
| 38 |
F*ck You Mcgregor
F*ck You McGregor |
Celtic | 234 | Rate it |
| 39 |
If You Hate The Fucking Celtic Clap Your Hands
We hate Celtic |
Rangers | 222 | Rate it |
| 40 |
James Mccarthy You Are A Wanker
You have got to hate him |
Rangers | 218 | Rate it |
| 41 |
You're Not Fit To Wear The Sash
Anti-Rangers |
Hearts | 209 | |
| 42 |
We Know Where You Stay
F*ck You Novo |
Celtic | 190 | Rate it |
| 43 |
Tell All Da Huns U Know
No Huns In Europe |
Celtic | 187 | Rate it |
| 44 |
We Hate Glasgow Rangers
Anti-Rangers And Celtic (sung at every Aberdeen game!) |
Aberdeen | 177 | Rate it |
| 45 |
David Murray Slaggins
David Murray slaggins |
Celtic | 176 | Rate it |
| 46 |
David Murray Slaggins
David Murray slaggins |
Celtic | 169 | Rate it |
| 47 |
Copeland Road
havin' a go at Rangers |
St Mirren | 161 | |
| 48 |
Wrong F*ckin Country
Dons telling Old firm fans that they are scottish, not ... |
Aberdeen | 159 | Rate it |
| 49 |
We Hate Rangers
Oh We Hate The Gers And We Hate The Gers |
Celtic | 157 | Rate it |
| 50 |
Hatchets And Hammers
How to fight Rangers fans |
Celtic | 150 | Rate it |
| 51 |
Yer Ma'S A Mattress
Yer ma's a mattress (generally sung to the old firm ... |
Aberdeen | 137 | Rate it |
| 52 |
We Hate Rangers More Than You
Killing two birds with one stone, this song is anti-rangers ... |
Aberdeen | 113 | Rate it |
| 53 |
In Your Glasgow Slums
Anti-Glasgow |
Aberdeen | 107 | Rate it |
| 54 |
Green And White S*ite
Anti-Celtic/Hibs |
Hearts | 98 | Rate it |
| 55 |
Aiden Mcgeadys Shit
How Highly The Gers Rate The 'Wonderkid' |
Rangers | 96 | Rate it |
| 56 |
Cheer up
Anti-Hibs |
Hearts | 91 | Rate it |
| 57 |
Oh I Do Love To Be Beside The Seaside
Oh I do love to be beside the sea. |
Hearts | 91 | Rate it |
| 58 |
Big Team Big Cup
p*ss take out of our neighbours |
Hearts | 74 | Rate it |
| 59 |
You Are The Morton (The Smelly Morton)
havin' a go at the smelly Morton. |
St Mirren | 73 | Rate it |
| 60 |
Hello Dolly
Anti-Dons. Hilarious. |
Inverness | 71 | Rate it |
| 61 |
F*ck The SPL
Song sung about the disgrace of how we were cheated ... |
Rangers | 68 | Rate it |
| 62 |
Wings Of A Sparrow
S*itting on Rangers |
Aberdeen | 64 | Rate it |
| 63 |
Why Don't You F*ck Off Greenock Morton
As it says on the tin |
St Mirren | 58 | Rate it |
| 64 |
We Forgot That You Were Here
Hushing the opposition |
Aberdeen | 57 | Rate it |
| 65 |
As I Was Walkng Down The Portland Road
Happy memories |
Kilmarnock | 53 | Rate it |
| 66 |
Who's The Mason In The Black
Unveiling referees' loyalties to Rangers (the Masons). Sung when diabolical ... |
Aberdeen | 44 | Rate it |
| 67 |
Build A Bonfire
havin' a go at Morton and Old-Firm |
St Mirren | 41 | Rate it |
| 68 |
Tell All The Ton U No
Have a go at morton. |
St Mirren | 40 | Rate it |
| 69 |
My Old Man (Said Be A 'Well Fan)
To the tune of: My Old Man (Said Follow the ... |
Motherwell | 36 | Rate it |
| 70 |
Oh The Well Fans
Shooting Jam Tarts! |
Motherwell | 30 | Rate it |
| 71 |
What A S*itty Home Support
What it says on the tin |
Kilmarnock | 29 | Rate it |
| 72 |
My Old Man Said Be A Morton Fan
Should know better |
St Mirren | 25 | Rate it |
| 73 |
One David Healy
Telling the Norn' Irish Legend Where He should be |
Rangers | 25 | Rate it |
| 74 |
Vladimir Romanov
Inverness havin-a-go @ Hearts and Vladimir Romanov. |
Inverness | 23 | Rate it |
| 75 |
Super Caley Frajilistic
Super Caley |
Inverness | 23 | Rate it |
| 76 |
Derek Adams And Ross County
Havin a go at Ross County |
Inverness | 23 | Rate it |
| 77 |
We Are The Caley
Super Caley |
Inverness | 22 | Rate it |
| 78 |
In Your Gorgie Slums
One for Jam Tarts |
Hibs | 21 | Rate it |
| 79 |
Wings Of A Sparrow
If Only.... |
St Mirren | 20 | Rate it |
| 80 |
Hate Dingwall
Sang about rivals Dingwall |
Inverness | 18 | Rate it |
| 81 |
Caravan
Aimed at long haired gypos |
Inverness | 17 | Rate it |
| 82 |
Blowing Bubbles
Pure Class |
Celtic | 16 | Rate it |
| 83 |
Tell All The Huns You Know
Winding Up The Huns |
Hibs | 15 | Rate it |
| 84 |
Can You Hear The Rangers Sing
we hate rangers |
Celtic | 11 | Rate it |
| 85 |
Are You County In Disguise
Sung when beating supposedly 'big teams' comparing them to Ross ... |
Inverness | 3 | Rate it |
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One David Healy
Telling the Norn' Irish Legend ...
Blowing Bubbles
Pure Class
Can You Hear The Rangers ...
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F*ck The SPL
Song sung about the disgrace ...
Aiden Mcgeadys Shit
How Highly The Gers Rate ...
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 88 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 2 | 49 |
Matty Agar Sunderland |
| 3 | 39 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 4 | 35 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 5 | 32 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 28 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 7 | 12 |
Brad Cobbledick Plymouth Argyle |
| 8 | 12 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 9 | 9 |
Jake Lyne Exeter City |
| 10 | 8 |
Jake Rendle Man United |
| 11 | 7 |
Callum Mcinnes Rangers |
| 12 | 6 |
Jake Conwell Tranmere Rovers |
| 13 | 6 |
Josh Millward Middlesbrough |
| 14 | 6 |
Dave Hall Crystal Palace |
| 15 | 5 |
Joey O'Hagan Preston North End |
Heard these when Orient were at Milwall, very funny go at their attire. "Let's all go to Tesco's,Where Millwall buy their best clothes,Lala la la, lala la la" "If you all ... More
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