The ultimate collection of football songs & chants
“The noise of the crowd, the singing and the chanting, is the oxygen we players breathe.” - Danny Blanchflower
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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Who Are Ya?
Well, who are ya? Makes a funny ringtone. |
909 | ||
| 2 |
Your Support
Says it all really. |
846 | ||
| 3 |
You're Supposed To Be At Home
Outsinging them again. |
827 | ||
| 4 |
Chelsea, Chelsea, Wherever You May Be
Taking the micky out of Chelsea |
849 | ||
| 5 |
Van Persie!
Sung to the tune of Craig David- Rewind |
747 | ||
| 6 |
Big Fat Frank
Judas |
656 | ||
| 7 |
Oh Manchester
Full of ??? |
508 | Rate it | |
| 8 |
Running round the Tottenham!!
Sung to the tune of 'She'll be coming round the ... |
501 | ||
| 9 |
Steve Bruce Is A Ugly C**T
what west ham think of steve bruce |
446 | ||
| 10 |
Does Your Butler Know You're Here?
winding up our near-silent Fulham counterparts. |
402 | ||
| 11 |
There Once Was A Poor Little Scouser
West Ham song sung to Liverpool or Everton. |
393 | Rate it | |
| 12 |
Never Get A Job!!
Sang to the Scousers to the tune of 'You'll Never ... |
392 | Rate it | |
| 13 |
This Is Like Being At Church
sung to bolton's poor home fans even tho we was ... |
358 | ||
| 14 |
1-0 And You Still Look S**t
Havin' a dig at the other team |
284 | Rate it | |
| 15 |
Sit Down Shut Up
Avin a go wen the other team think they are ... |
279 | Rate it | |
| 16 |
Fuck Off Pantsil/Pantsil, Pantsil Your A Cunt
Sung to JP and fulham away this year (2008) after ... |
274 | Rate it | |
| 17 |
We Pay Your Benefits, We Pay Your Benefits ....
Sung to the tune of an opera song that I ... |
244 | Rate it | |
| 18 |
Big Fat Frankie Lampard
How Many People Does It Take To Lift Lamaprd? |
226 | ||
| 19 |
Who The F*cking Hell Are You
When a unknown sub comes on for the other team |
178 | Rate it | |
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At Cockneys......
Old song in the holte ...
A Poke At Lfc
A poke at the scousers
Can U Hear The City ...
good song
England'S No.4
Used to be sung to ...
Dennis Wise The Dwarf
dennis ratface wise
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 92 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 2 | 54 |
Matty Agar Sunderland |
| 3 | 38 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 4 | 38 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 5 | 31 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 6 | 12 |
Brad Cobbledick Plymouth Argyle |
| 7 | 10 |
Jake Lyne Man United |
| 8 | 9 |
Jake Rendle Man United |
| 9 | 8 |
Callum Mcinnes Rangers |
| 10 | 5 |
Joey O'Hagan Preston North End |
| 11 | 4 |
Ciaran Mac Celtic |
| 12 | 4 |
Sam M Plymouth Argyle |
| 13 | 4 |
Nathan Hines Ipswich Town |
| 14 | 4 |
Pete Mc Tranmere Rovers |
| 15 | 4 |
Daniel Atkinson Sunderland |
Heard these when Orient were at Milwall, very funny go at their attire. "Let's all go to Tesco's,Where Millwall buy their best clothes,Lala la la, lala la la" "If you all ... More
Why can't you stand. The steward's at Reading are a bunch of c*nts. The club itself is a disgrace, they ... More Stewards & Officials
Er, sort of what it says on the tin really. If you sit near to a fit girl at the ... More Fanettes
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