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Pie Rating | ||
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| 1 |
Taking The P*ss
Loved singing this one, means we were right into em |
1,130 | ||
| 2 |
If You Hate Newcastle
Lets put our hands together for the geordies. |
1,012 | ||
| 3 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You
Taunting the opposition when we out sing 'em. |
528 | Rate it | |
| 4 |
Stand Up If You Hate The Mags
Arise |
495 | ||
| 5 |
When I Was Young....
Heard wherever Sunderland play |
799 | ||
| 6 |
Keegans On The Dole
To tune of Footballs Comin Home. |
544 | Rate it | |
| 7 |
In The Newcastle Slums
Culinary delights. |
434 | Rate it | |
| 8 |
An N and an E and a W-C
At least we can spell |
400 | Rate it | |
| 9 |
38 years
Quality Song |
365 | ||
| 10 |
We Had Joy
We had fun |
349 | Rate it | |
| 11 |
Bubbles
This one's probably sung by most fans to West Ham. ... |
349 | Rate it | |
| 12 |
Cheryl Cole
To Ashliegh Cole against Chelsea |
287 | ||
| 13 |
You're Just A Small Town In Yorkshire
One for the Smoggies |
286 | ||
| 14 |
You're The S*** Of Tyne and Wear
Nuff said |
281 | ||
| 15 |
If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow
I'd pay a quick visit to St James' |
277 | Rate it | |
| 16 |
The Gallowgate Is Always Full
Of..... (answers on a postcard) |
273 | Rate it | |
| 17 |
Keegan
Keegans departure. |
272 | Rate it | |
| 18 |
Who Are Ya
Nobodies. |
250 | Rate it | |
| 19 |
A Long Time
53 years |
249 | ||
| 20 |
Mike Ashley!
Wasted his money buying Newcastle now has realised. |
236 | Rate it | |
| 21 |
Smack Heads
Sunderland song sung to boro fans. |
234 | Rate it | |
| 22 |
Time To Go
When the fans are sneaking out early |
230 | ||
| 23 |
When I Was Young I Should Of Played In A Band
Flute song extended |
207 | Rate it | |
| 24 |
Barton Get Behind Bars!
To the going down tune |
206 | Rate it | |
| 25 |
We Beat The Scum 2-1
To the tune if ya h8 tha mags stand up |
198 | Rate it | |
| 26 |
Barton's In Bars
The black and white stripes go horizontal were your goin |
188 | Rate it | |
| 27 |
Newcastle In The Fizzy Pop League!
Toon ganin Doon! |
170 | ||
| 28 |
You'Ll Never Walk Alone
Sang at Old trafford to annoy the mancs |
167 | ||
| 29 |
Where's Keegan Gone
by by Kev |
153 | ||
| 30 |
Geordie Family
Inbreds |
148 | ||
| 31 |
Geordies Win A Cup
No trophys lads |
148 | Rate it | |
| 32 |
Wheres All The Food Gone?
Greedy man! |
143 | Rate it | |
| 33 |
Feed The Geordies
Feed the world, or at least Newcastle |
142 | ||
| 34 |
Julioo!
Arca brays Shearer |
132 | ||
| 35 |
No Loyalty
The likes of chelsea who became fans in 2003 |
131 | ||
| 36 |
Shearers Illigitamate
Dirty Shearer |
128 | ||
| 37 |
Lee Howey...
Lee Howeys brother Steve played for Newcastle United |
125 | Rate it | |
| 38 |
Shearer Where Are You?
No trophys Shearer |
120 | ||
| 39 |
Bombfire
Heard at Man City on Bombfire night |
117 | ||
| 40 |
Micky Mouse Club
Great against the like of Man United |
114 | ||
| 41 |
Down Goes The Mags
An old classic |
113 | ||
| 42 |
Where's Your D*ck
When the fattys get there tops off, put it back ... |
112 | Rate it | |
| 43 |
Bludy Southeners
Sung to Fulham, Chelsea, Arsenal, West Ham ect.. |
111 | ||
| 44 |
Shearer Is A W*Nker
We're not to fond of Shearer up at Sunderland |
110 | ||
| 45 |
N And An E And A F*Ck Off!
Skit of there version |
109 | Rate it | |
| 46 |
Where Were You?
Sang away to the fair wheather fans that dont do ... |
108 | ||
| 47 |
Small Club From France
When Pompey sang 'you're just a small club in Scotland' |
108 | ||
| 48 |
Quiet Today Geordies
SSsshhhh |
106 | Rate it | |
| 49 |
Going Down With The Geordies
Sung to those in a relagation battle |
104 | Rate it | |
| 50 |
No Noise Geordies
shhh |
99 | Rate it | |
| 51 |
Whats It Like To See A Crowd
When small clubs come to Sunderland, taking it out of ... |
98 | Rate it | |
| 52 |
Newcastle Slums
Sad Geordies |
98 | Rate it | |
| 53 |
Soft As Sh*te
When the likes of Ronaldo go down |
93 | ||
| 54 |
Where's Me Stereo Scouser?
A think every team sings that |
93 | Rate it | |
| 55 |
Hark Now Hear
All talk no action |
91 | Rate it | |
| 56 |
Cheat
No one likes a cheat |
90 | Rate it | |
| 57 |
Fans Leaving Early
Time to go |
89 | ||
| 58 |
We Hate Blue Coats
When the stewards try and stop us avin fun |
88 | Rate it | |
| 59 |
Sheep Sh*Ggers
To any Welsh player we come accross |
82 | Rate it | |
| 60 |
You'll Never Get A Job
Poor little scoucers |
76 | Rate it | |
| 61 |
Who The F*Ck Are Leeds
When ever we play Leeds |
75 | Rate it | |
| 62 |
Sell All Your Tickets
Sung when there are empty seats in their end, is ... |
75 | Rate it | |
| 63 |
Stick Your Yorkshire Puddings
When we play Yorkshire teams |
75 | Rate it | |
| 64 |
Spot The Scoucer
They come from every were but Liverpool |
74 | Rate it | |
| 65 |
Sh*t Ground No Fans
Sung on crap away days when they desrve it |
74 | Rate it | |
| 66 |
Whose The Bast*rd In The Black
Make a fair desicion |
72 | Rate it | |
| 67 |
Sing When You're Winning
Hate teams like that |
72 | Rate it | |
| 68 |
Win F*Ck All
Geordies still trophy less |
63 | Rate it | |
| 69 |
You're Supposed To Be At Home
When we torture a team on there own turf |
58 | Rate it | |
| 70 |
Whose The Bast*rd With The Flag,
Get a grip linesman |
58 | Rate it | |
| 71 |
Singing Any More
When we silence the oposition |
58 | Rate it | |
| 72 |
Who Beat The Scum?
25th october 08 thats all that needs to be said |
52 | Rate it | |
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