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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
He's Only A Little Scummer
And now he don't sing any more - never did. |
471 | Rate it | |
| 2 |
Don't Sing Or You'll Wake Them Up.
How many times do we hear...nothing |
378 | Rate it | |
| 3 |
Sit Down Shut Up
Shut up you Northern muppets. |
304 | Rate it | |
| 4 |
Who Are Ya (With Bells On)
The bells, the bells. Play Up Mr Pompey. |
291 | Rate it | |
| 5 |
Ben Thatcher
How much do we hate him? Just ask Pedro. |
283 | Rate it | |
| 6 |
Stand Up If You Hate The Scum
Stand up and be counted, we all hate the scummers. |
276 | Rate it | |
| 7 |
That's Why You're Going Down
Rubbish, deserve to go down. |
230 | Rate it | |
| 8 |
Your Support
Giving it to 'em straight. |
208 | Rate it | |
| 9 |
You What?
What you saying chump? |
207 | Rate it | |
| 10 |
Dirty northen b***ards
Grim oop Noorth. |
280 | Rate it | |
| 11 |
One Man Went To Kill
or was it play baseball |
217 | Rate it | |
| 12 |
If You All Hate The Scummers
clap your hands |
213 | Rate it | |
| 13 |
We Are The Famous PFC
Keep on running. |
188 | Rate it | |
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At Cockneys......
Old song in the holte ...
A Poke At Lfc
A poke at the scousers
Can U Hear The City ...
good song
England'S No.4
Used to be sung to ...
Dennis Wise The Dwarf
dennis ratface wise
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 92 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 2 | 54 |
Matty Agar Sunderland |
| 3 | 38 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 4 | 38 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 5 | 31 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 6 | 12 |
Brad Cobbledick Plymouth Argyle |
| 7 | 10 |
Jake Lyne Man United |
| 8 | 9 |
Jake Rendle Man United |
| 9 | 8 |
Callum Mcinnes Rangers |
| 10 | 5 |
Joey O'Hagan Preston North End |
| 11 | 4 |
Ciaran Mac Celtic |
| 12 | 4 |
Sam M Plymouth Argyle |
| 13 | 4 |
Nathan Hines Ipswich Town |
| 14 | 4 |
Pete Mc Tranmere Rovers |
| 15 | 4 |
Daniel Atkinson Sunderland |
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