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Chant		Views (90 day)	Pie Rating

1	Empty Seats Laughing at part time Boro supporters	1,611	Rate it
2	Fulwell End Sung at Roker Park by the Geordies! (To the tune ...	1,263	5.0
3	Sad Mackem B**tard Most of 'em are.	1,100	Rate it
4	What Do You Think Of Sunderland Scumbags	862	Rate it
5	Your Support Rubbish.	816	Rate it

6	Get Into Em A rouser to get the lads going.	714	Rate it
7	Fck Off Home Manchester wnk, wnk, wnk.	453	Rate it
8	Adebayor To tune of Sloop John B	389	1.0
9	Chopra Are You Listening? For the Sunderland forward	383	Rate it
10	Fergie's Right Man United Fans Are Rubbish	366	Rate it

11	Boro vs Sevilla Taking the michael out of the Boro!	339	Rate it
12	Cheer Up Roy Keane to the dog walking* irish man	335	Rate it
13	Keano'S Cat? keano	321	Rate it
14	Garden Shed Sang to smoggys bout the riverside stadium	286	Rate it
15	Chopra Is A Mackem For the Sunderland forward	277	Rate it

16	Whats That Coming Over The Hill Sang to Boro fans	268	Rate it
17	He's A Dwarf The dwarf that is Dennis Wise and hes smaller than ...	259	Rate it
18	Who The F**k Are Man. United Our Cockney friends	256	Rate it
19	Mackems On A String Best Toy Ever	250	5.0
20	Nial Quins Disco Pants nial fart quinn	243	Rate it

21	Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan Don't u need a passport?	238	Rate it
22	F**K Off Boro And also sung to many other teams	226	Rate it
23	Sign On (For Liverpool And Everton) To tune of You'll Never Walk Alone	216	Rate it
24	Can We Play You Every Week Funny old song	215	Rate it
25	Andy Reid Fatty Also sung by Sunderland.	211	Rate it

26	Geordie Ambulance (or St Johns Ambulance)	211	Rate it
27	Mackem Takem To the tune of the laughing police man.	208	Rate it
28	Scared Of Shearer Still scared Keano? Man U?	208	Rate it
29	Toon, Toon, Hate the Mackems There's a surprise	200	Rate it
30	Crap - Andy Reid classic	196	Rate it

31	Are You Shagging Sung that when we played watford at home last season	191	Rate it
32	Head Kicked In Mental geordies	190	Rate it
33	Where Were You At Newcastle? Sung when we beat a team in the the first ...	189	Rate it
34	Only Sing When You'Re Stealing! For the scousers	185	Rate it
35	Peter Reid Monkey Head These dirty mackems.....	185	Rate it

36	Let's All Laugh At Chopra For the Sunderland forward	184	Rate it
37	Same Old Chelsea When Didier Drogba dives again.	182	Rate it
38	We All Hate Mike Ashley To the tune of the hoki koki	177	Rate it
39	Long Way Home To Man Utd's following	175	Rate it
40	Wings The Of A Sparrow Sung at Sunderland fans.	174	Rate it

41	Peter Beardsley (Old) To Everton fans	174	Rate it
42	Anti-Niall Quinn Tune: Have You Ever Seen A Mackem In Milan?	171	Rate it
43	If U Hate The F****G Mackems Sad mackem bstards	166	Rate it
44	this year up next year down About the dog wa**ing Keano sung to nick nack paddy ...	163	Rate it
45	Going Down Sang at Boro.	158	Rate it

46	You Stole My Stereo! For Gerrard and the Scousers	153	Rate it
47	Town Full Of Chavs Sang at Birmingham and Villa games	145	Rate it
48	Town Full Of Smackheads Sang at Liverpool and Everton games	140	Rate it
49	We Went To West Ham we went to west ham	140	Rate it
50	S**t On Merseyside Sang at Everton	137	Rate it

51	Who Are Ya? (Newcastle) Old chant sung by most teams	136	Rate it
52	We Can See You Holding Hands! Sang for the Watford	135	Rate it
53	In Your Sunderland Slums Same old underachievers	132	Rate it
54	S**T Ground Sang at Portsmouth	130	Rate it
55	Sacked In The Morning Sung to Martin Jol at Spurs (he actually did get ...	129	Rate it

56	Taxi! Go Home!	128	Rate it
57	Shouldn'T You Be Selling Drugs? For the scousers and the brummies	128	Rate it
58	Sunderland In Disguise Mostly sung to smoggies and also other clubs	128	Rate it
59	El Hadj Diouf We hate the mackem	127	Rate it
60	Wat The F**K Happened To Your Team Sung at mackems	126	Rate it

61	Your're The Sht From Manchester They really are s*te	125	Rate it
62	Are You Watching Big Fat Sam??? A little stick to our old gaffer.	124	Rate it
63	Who The F*Ckin Hell Are You? Sung when someone we dont know comes on the pitch	124	Rate it
64	Ashley Out We want Ashley out.	122	3.0
65	Usa Sung to Liverpool (ownership)	120	Rate it

66	Stand Up If U Hate Man U Eeveryone hates the scum	119	Rate it
67	Sing When Your Winning Best supporters in the world	116	Rate it
68	Stand Up If You Hate The Scum For Sunderland	112	Rate it
69	S**T Fans We are the best	111	Rate it
70	You're Not Singing Anymore Classic	111	Rate it

71	We Can See You Sneaking Out Sung to fans who are leaving because their team losing	110	Rate it
72	Sack The Board We want the cockney maffia out	103	Rate it
73	Arsenal Always Cheating dirty cheaters	103	Rate it
74	5-1 Even Jenas Scored responding to arsenal fans when singing 1 0 to the ...	100	Rate it
75	Build A Bonfire burn the scum	90	Rate it

76	Dennis Wise The Dwarf dennis ratface wise	89	Rate it
77	Drogba Throw Us A Coin We'll take your money	76	Rate it
78	Fit To Referee to unfit referees who cant quite catch up	68	Rate it
79	Champions League For "top four"	64	Rate it
80	Kill Em But dont worry we wont. (we will on the pitch)	59	Rate it

81	Cheaters sung to the team when cheating	57	Rate it
82	England'S No.4 Used to be sung to Calamity (David) James	56	Rate it
83	Time To Go to tune of Vindaloo	51	Rate it
84	Same Old Chelsea cheats	40	Rate it
85	Whats It Like To Have No Fans Sung to small teams with almost no fans	30	Rate it

86	Whats It Like To See A Crowd Also sung to teams with almost no fans	25	Rate it

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