Chant		Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	Whose That Tw*t From Argentina? (Tevez Song) Tevez song	16,914	4.72727
2	Malcolm Glazer's Gonna Die The Fat Yank (ED: This chant does not promote or ...	11,219	5.0
3	32 Years Since they won anything, sad and laughable.	8,787	4.9
4	You Scousers Oh we do hate to be beside the Scouseside...	6,763	5.0
5	Stretford Enders Ed: updated version, still slagging off the Arsenal	4,597	5.0
6	This Is How It Feels Another good dig at ...Nah forgotten their name. (Better audio ...	4,433	4.88889
7	Build A Bonfire Let's get a nice blaze going.	3,440	4.83333
8	Adebayor - His Dad Washes Elephants Classic funny having a go at Arsenal's front man.	3,388	4.16667
9	City Reject Not even good enough to play for that shambles	2,895	5.0
10	We All Hate Leeds Scum Ed: Longer and improved version, just to hammer it home!	2,882	4.75

11	He'S Cracking Up - Rafa Reference to the hilarous rant from Rafa Benitez	2,660	5.0
12	Steve Gerrard, Gerrard He can't wait to get out of the place...	2,622	3.33333
13	Istanbul They're Not Going Sung loads at aways! (ed: finally got the audio version ...	2,151	5.0
14	You're Just A Fat Spanish Waiter Anti Rafa chant	1,759	5.0
15	You Support a load of... Loud and clear, great for a ringtone	1,735	5.0
16	What The F***ing Hell Is That Sung at something ridiculous in the opposing teams terrace.	1,671	4.16667
17	Kevin Keegan Cheer up muppet.	1,653	4.91667
18	City Are Sh*t, That's A Fact after we beatin the scums !!	1,639	5.0
19	One Ball No balls!	1,592	4.0
20	Cheer Up Alan Shearer Going down	1,557	4.75

21	Are You Watching Merseyside? Not really sung anymore, but we knew they were watching.	1,513	5.0
22	Cheerio to the opposition fans leaving the ground	1,232	3.5
23	Alan Shearer Took the Geordies down	1,143	5.0
24	Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets Was sung at Watford fan's when they couldn't sell all ...	1,063	4.66667
25	Argentina Argentina > England	1,060	4.2
26	Who Are Ya Sung at unknown away players or fans, nobody\'s. Make\'s a ...	863	4.33334
27	Going Down Going Down Always a good one to rub it in	827	5.0
28	Top Of The League Always Man United - Top of the league - That must ...	763	5.0
29	Down With The Shearer Was sung at Boro 08/ 09	681	5.0
30	Torres The Transvestite (Lyric only) Funny song (Ed: This errs on the border of acceptability, ...	2,941	5.0

31	Viva John Terry (Lyric only) We thank John terry	1,162	4.90909
32	Blue Moon Haha (Lyric only) Taken The Mick Out If The Poor Scum (Ed: Man ...	813	5.0
33	The Glazer Family (Lyric only) Adapted from the Burnley family	629	5.0
34	Tra La La We All Hate City (Lyric only) Theres about 10 versions of this, this is the one ...	514	Rate it
35	JT Cheats (Lyric only) Lyrics only, funny chant about JT cheating on his mrs. ...	490	5.0
36	They Haven't Won A Thing In 34 (Lyric only) Lyrics only, 34 years....	485	5.0
37	Fergie F'ed Him Off (Lyric only) In reply to City fans when the sing Fergie sign ...	483	1.0
38	Hollow Hollow Hollow (Lyric only) No History	462	Rate it
39	There's A Place Where Scousers Go (Lyric only) Quality song for the Scouse shite... very, very true	462	5.0
40	Doin' Glazers Mum (Lyric only) For Glazers Mum (Ed: Nearly didn't put this one live ...	445	Rate it

41	O Ashley Cole (Lyric only) Sang at money grabbing poor left back, when all he ...	423	Rate it
42	Viva John Terry (After Barcelona Match) (Lyric only) Sung at Man United vs City - After Barcelona Match	410	5.0
43	He's Big, He's Red (Lyric only) Liverpool used to love this chant.	404	Rate it
44	Leeds Whoever You May Be (Lyric only) Just in case its needed	371	5.0
45	Where's Your Famous Munich Song? (Lyric only) They stopped singing that one didn't they...	361	Rate it
46	Tesco (Lyric only) Funny chant for the scouser	359	5.0
47	Steve Gerrard 2 (Lyric only) Steve Gerrard 2	345	5.0
48	You"ll Never Win The League (Lyric only) Man Utd version of Scouse anthem, You'll never walk alone	320	Rate it
49	Tevez Tevez (Lyric only) Tevez's move from Utd to City	320	4.0
50	We Hate Man City (Lyric only) Basically it's telling the truth	318	Rate it

51	Thursday Night (Lyric only) sang to the scousers after their chanpions league exit	315	Rate it
52	Steve Gerard (Lyric only) Good Chant (Ed: Obviously not the views of those at ...	295	Rate it
53	You're A Scouser. (Lyric only) The life of a scouser...	291	5.0
54	Who's That C***ing Over Your Bird (Lyric only) Rumours about Stevie G's promiscuous missus (to the tune of ...	285	4.5
55	You'll Never Get A Job (Lyric only) Lazy b*stard dolites	279	5.0
56	Who Put The Ball In The Arsenal Net? (Lyric only) a song about how many goals Arsenal have conceded over ...	261	5.0
57	Viva John Terry (Lyric only) We thank him for all his has done for us! ...	248	5.0
58	Sh*t On Villa (Lyric only) We normally sh*t all over the thick Brummy Drongo's...	246	3.0
59	Justice For Heysel (Lyric only) Never Justice for Heysel is it?	237	5.0
60	Chelsea, Deary Me... (Lyric only) Piss take for Chavski	235	Rate it

61	We All Hate Scouse Scum (Lyric only) who do we hate-scousres	229	5.0
62	Viva John Terry (Lyric only) Moscow's Loser !	218	5.0
63	We're Having A Party When Glazer Dies (Lyric only) Everyone's invited!	218	5.0
64	Chelsea Rent Boys (Lyric only) What's your price Gav'na?!	216	5.0
65	If You Support Leeds United (Lyric only) Absolute pure flith, Munich, Hillsborough, you name it... they've sung ...	207	Rate it
66	Man City's Gonna Die (Lyric only) Kill the bastards!	207	5.0
67	He's Only A Poor Little Scouser (Lyric only) Saddos from Liverpool.	202	Rate it
68	There's A Tavern (Lyric only) Oldie for Dalglish	202	5.0
69	33 Years (Lyric only) amazing!	201	5.0
70	F*ck Off Back To Stockport (Lyric only) All Manc's know City fans are from Stockport!	194	Rate it

71	Stretford Enders (Alternate) (Lyric only) AGRO on the MASSIVE Kippax	187	5.0
72	Fight Fight Whoever You May Be (Lyric only) Fight against the Fat Yank	186	Rate it
73	Ever Won The Treble (Lyric only) Sung to ALL our rivals...	185	5.0
74	He Gave Giggsy The Ball (Lyric only) Oopsy daisy Patrick!	177	Rate it
75	Lets All Laugh At City (Lyric only) Cheers me up anyway.	176	5.0
76	We All Hate City!!! (Lyric only) to all the city fans around the world! this is ...	173	3.0
77	I Dont Care About Ronny (Lyric only) Heard lots in stretty upper!	171	Rate it
78	Lazer Blue (Lyric only) sung mostly at away games. (See Youtube)	161	3.0
79	F*ck Mcmanaman, Ince, Mcateer (Lyric only) F*ck em all, Scouse Bastards...	159	Rate it
80	Stick Your F*cking England (Lyric only) England... LAUGHABLE	158	Rate it

81	City Goin Down (Lyric only) we hate city	154	4.5
82	Who's That Lying On The Forecourt? (Lyric only) The soft t*ats could never scrap...	148	Rate it
83	If You All Hate Scousers (Lyric only) Hate the rat eating s*ithouses	147	5.0
84	Down Warwick Road One Fine Day (Lyric only) Doesn't take much to turn a blue...	146	Rate it
85	Bluemoon (Lyric only) 33 years fuck all!	142	5.0
86	5 Times (Lyric only) A dis of liverpools song 5 Times	141	Rate it
87	We Paid For Their Home (Lyric only) What a waste... they don't even sell out!	140	5.0
88	Scousers Topped The League (Lyric only) Good chant For a team that will never win the ...	139	5.0
89	Bitter Blue World (Lyric only) nobody knows there name	137	5.0
90	Lying On The Forecourt (Lyric only) remixed a classic lol	135	3.0

91	Stamford Bridge Is Falling Down (Lyric only) Chant following the sacking of Scolari	134	5.0
92	Benitez Are Ya Listenin (Lyric only) avin a go at the fat spanish waiter	131	5.0
93	If You Hate City Stand Up (Lyric only) hate the boys from stockport	130	Rate it
94	F**K Off City! (Lyric only) You can never hate city enough!	127	5.0
95	Viva Ronaldo Remix (Lyric only) Having a go at the scouse	126	5.0
96	Hes Cracking Up (Lyric only) Reference to the hilarous rant from Rafa Benitez	124	4.0
97	United, United..... (Lyric only) Anti liverpool song	124	4.0
98	Anti Rafa (Lyric only) To pi** of the fat spanish waiter.	124	5.0
99	Are You Crying? (Lyric only) Champions again!!!!	124	Rate it
100	On Your Yorkshire Farms (Lyric only) Sheep pesterers	123	Rate it

101	Once More Than Ingurland (Lyric only) World Champions	122	Rate it
102	Sir Alex And Sir Bobby (Lyric only) 'avin a dig at the blue scum	120	Rate it
103	Leeds Is A Mighty Fine Place (Lyric only) For the Leeds Scum	118	5.0
104	Hollow, Hollow (Lyric only) Where is their history???	117	5.0
105	Nobody Knows Your Name (Lyric only) Despite the money... they will always be a small, bitter ...	117	5.0
106	Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only) S**t on the neighbours	116	3.0
107	Leeds Scum (Lyric only) Quick and clear messege for the scum, to the tune ...	116	5.0
108	Chelsea Feeer Club (Lyric only) Sung At West Ham	115	Rate it
109	City Going Down (Lyric only) Sang at Stoke	114	5.0
110	Blue Moon (Lyric only) The proper Blue Moon	113	3.0

111	You Only Sing Our Songs (Lyric only) Arsenal do have a tendency to sing sing our songs...	112	4.5
112	Support Local Sh*t (Lyric only) Always makes opposition fans shut up	110	Rate it
113	Crying On The Tele (Lyric only) Sung to the Liverpool fans after the champions league final	107	Rate it
114	F*ck Off Man City (Lyric only) One half of Manchester is giving the city a big ...	107	3.66667
115	Leeds Are Our Feeder Club (Lyric only) Nuff said, nice supply of player, cheers!	105	Rate it
116	We Are Manchester (Lyric only) Republik of Mancunia	105	5.0
117	Contract in (Lyric only) Sung at Steve Gerrard after his transfer request	102	Rate it
118	Viva John Terry (Lyric only) All of these where sung in hotels and bars after ...	101	Rate it
119	Elland Road Is Closin Down (Lyric only) Elland Road (ASDA carpark)	100	Rate it
120	Laugh At England (Lyric only) Haaaaa Haaaaa	100	Rate it

121	We Got Him (Lyric only) Same tune as Michael Shields got 10 more years	99	5.0
122	Bitter Blues (Lyric only) Our jealous neighbours	98	Rate it
123	We All Hate Leeds (Lyric only) We hate Leeds, Leeds and Leeds	96	5.0
124	Who The F**King Ell Are You (Lyric only) Sung to ay opposition who are giving us some aggro	96	Rate it
125	Hark Now Hear (Scouse Version) (Lyric only) They beat us 3-0 that day... so run they did!	94	Rate it
126	Kick Their Heads In (Lyric only) Manchester Is Red!	93	5.0
127	Leeds Are Going Down (Lyric only) Cheerio Woolybacks!	91	Rate it
128	Standin' On The Corner (Lyric only) Cover up your blue scarves Berties!	88	Rate it
129	Follow Follow Follow Something In Moscow (Lyric only) Thanks to John Terry	88	5.0
130	Heinze Is A Scouser (in disguise) (Lyric only) Asking for a move to Liverpool is the equivalent of ...	87	Rate it

131	Champs Song (Lyric only) Sang at United game against Stoke	87	5.0
132	Shall We Win/Shall We Sell (Lyric only) Simple, but quality, opposition fans always get confused...	86	5.0
133	The Robbie Keane Song (Lyric only) A dig at Robbie Keane's lack of games for Liverpool	86	5.0
134	Hollow Hollow Hollow (Lyric only) City's Defence	85	2.0
135	Marched The Town (Lyric only) Derby Day Aggro	85	5.0
136	Toon , Toon Who The F*** Are You (Lyric only) haha	84	3.66667
137	A Part Of London (Lyric only) Great song, sung a bit these days!	84	3.0
138	City's Gunna Die (Lyric only) always true	79	Rate it
139	Merseyside Are Ya Listenin! (Lyric only) Lets rub it in!!!	79	5.0
140	One Song (Lyric only) Sung to w***ers who come and have nothing to say.	78	5.0

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