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Chant		Views (90 day)	Pie Rating

1	32 Years Since they won anything, sad and laughable.	5,599	5.0
2	This Is How It Feels Another good dig at ...Nah forgotten their name.	4,939	4.8
3	Kevin Keegan Cheer up muppet.	4,720	5.0
4	We All Hate Leeds Scum This is a tough one. Who do we hate the ...	4,297	5.0
5	You Scouse B***ards Oh we do hate to be beside the Scouseside...	4,202	5.0

6	Build A Bonfire Let's get a nice blaze going.	3,799	4.33333
7	Who Are Ya Sung at unknown away players or fans, nobody\'s. Make\'s a ...	3,304	5.0
8	What The F***ing Hell Is That Sung at something ridiculous in the opposing teams terrace.	2,649	5.0
9	Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets Was sung at Watford fan's when they couldn't sell all ...	2,329	5.0
10	Steve Gerrard 2 Steve Gerrard 2	3,309	Rate it

11	Who's That C***ing Over Your Bird Rumours about Stevie G's promiscuous missus (to the tune of ...	2,157	4.5
12	We Got Him Same tune as Michael Shields got 10 more years	1,976	5.0
13	Liverpool Slums Another version of this classic.	1,949	5.0
14	You're A Scouser. The life of a scouser...	1,772	5.0
15	Gerrards Transfer Request Man U fans always remember the day we heard Gerrard ...	1,644	Rate it

16	Toon , Toon Who The F*** Are You haha	1,555	3.66667
17	He's Big, He's Red Liverpool used to love this chant.	1,509	Rate it
18	O Ashley Cole Sang at money grabbing poor left back, when all he ...	1,423	Rate it
19	Bitter Blues Our jealous neighbours	1,337	Rate it
20	Heinze Is A Scouser (in disguise) Asking for a move to Liverpool is the equivalent of ...	1,164	Rate it

21	Wings Of A Sparrow S**t on the neighbours	1,137	3.0
22	Crying On The Tele Sung to the Liverpool fans after the champions league final	1,110	Rate it
23	He's Only A Poor Little Scouser Saddos from Liverpool.	1,109	Rate it
24	Elland Road Is Closin Down Elland Road (ASDA carpark)	1,028	Rate it
25	He's Red, He's White, Ooh ahh for the master..	1,019	Rate it

26	Contract in Sung at Steve Gerrard after his transfer request	1,008	Rate it
27	City's Gunna Die always true	968	Rate it
28	Ever Won The Treble Sung to ALL our rivals...	957	5.0
29	City Goin Down we hate city	950	Rate it
30	Hollow Hollow Hollow No History	895	Rate it

31	Hollow Hollow Hollow City's Defence	772	2.0
32	There's A Tavern Oldie for Dalglish	739	Rate it
33	On Your Yorkshire Farms Sheep pesterers	676	Rate it
34	Lets All Laugh At City Cheers me up anyway.	665	5.0
35	One Song Sung to w***ers who come and have nothing to say.	632	Rate it

36	Support Local Shit Always makes opposition fans shut up	630	Rate it
37	Leeds Are Our Feeder Club, Nuff said, nice supply of player, cheers!	625	Rate it
38	Leeds Is A Mighty Fine Place For the Leeds Scum	475	Rate it
39	5 Times A dis of liverpools song 5 Times	450	Rate it
40	We All Hate City!!! to all the city fans around the world! this is ...	441	Rate it

41	Chelsea, Deary Me... Piss take for Chavski	424	Rate it
42	We All Hate Leeds We hate Leeds, Leeds and Leeds	404	Rate it
43	Steve Gerrard, Gerrard He can't wait to get out of the s*ithole...	377	Rate it
44	There's A Place Where Scousers Go Quality song for the Scouse shite... very, very true	366	Rate it
45	Where's Your Famous Munich Song? They stopped singing that one didn't they...	323	Rate it

46	Who's That Lying On The Forecourt? The soft twats could never scrap...	313	Rate it
47	Stretford Enders (Alternate) AGRO on the MASSIVE Kippax	293	Rate it
48	Shall We Win/Shall We Sell Simple, but quality, opposition fans always get confused...	291	Rate it
49	You Only Sing Our Songs Arsenal do have a tendency to sing sing our songs...	276	Rate it
50	Chelsea Rent Boys What's your price Gav'na?!	270	Rate it

51	Argentina Argentina > England	256	Rate it
52	We're Having A Party When Glazer Dies Everyone's invited!	245	Rate it
53	We Paid For Their Home What a waste... they don't even sell out!	243	Rate it
54	Shit On Villa We normally shit all over the thick Brummy Drongo's...	221	Rate it
55	F**K Off City! You can never hate city enough!	201	Rate it

56	Stick Your Fucking England England... LAUGHABLE	195	Rate it
57	Hark Now Hear (Scouse Version) They beat us 3-0 that day... so run they did!	184	Rate it
58	If You Support Leeds United Absolute pure flith, Munich, Hillsborough, you name it... they've sung ...	178	Rate it
59	He Gave Giggsy The Ball Oopsy daisy Patrick!	168	Rate it
60	Fck Mcmanaman, Ince, Mcateer Fck em all, Scouse Bastards...	167	Rate it

61	Fight Fight Whoever You May Be Fight against the Fat Yank	162	Rate it
62	Hollow, Hollow Where is their history???	153	Rate it
63	Justice For Heysel Never Justice for Heysel is it?	145	Rate it
64	Down Warwick Road One Fine Day Doesn't take much to turn a blue...	144	Rate it
65	Nobody Knows Your Name Despite the money... they will always be a small, bitter ...	128	Rate it

66	F*ck Off Back To Stockport All Manc's know City fans are from Stockport!	126	Rate it
67	If You All Hate Scousers Hate the rat eating s*ithouses	125	Rate it
68	Have You Ever Won The Treble? Sung to any wanna be big time clubs	122	Rate it
69	Laugh At England Haaaaa Haaaaa	113	Rate it
70	Malcolm Glazer's Gonna Die The Fat Yank (ED: This chant does not promote or ...	107	Rate it

71	Standin' On The Corner Cover up your blue scarves Berties!	107	Rate it
72	Man City's Gonna Die Kill the bastards!	85	Rate it
73	Leeds Are Going Down Cheerio Woolybacks!	79	Rate it

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