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Pie Rating | ||
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| 1 |
32 Years
Since they won anything, sad and laughable. |
5,599 | ||
| 2 |
This Is How It Feels
Another good dig at ...Nah forgotten their name. |
4,939 | ||
| 3 |
Kevin Keegan
Cheer up muppet. |
4,720 | ||
| 4 |
We All Hate Leeds Scum
This is a tough one. Who do we hate the ... |
4,297 | ||
| 5 |
You Scouse B***ards
Oh we do hate to be beside the Scouseside... |
4,202 | ||
| 6 |
Build A Bonfire
Let's get a nice blaze going. |
3,799 | ||
| 7 |
Who Are Ya
Sung at unknown away players or fans, nobody\'s. Make\'s a ... |
3,304 | ||
| 8 |
What The F***ing Hell Is That
Sung at something ridiculous in the opposing teams terrace. |
2,649 | ||
| 9 |
Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets
Was sung at Watford fan's when they couldn't sell all ... |
2,329 | ||
| 10 |
Steve Gerrard 2
Steve Gerrard 2 |
3,309 | Rate it | |
| 11 |
Who's That C***ing Over Your Bird
Rumours about Stevie G's promiscuous missus (to the tune of ... |
2,157 | ||
| 12 |
We Got Him
Same tune as Michael Shields got 10 more years |
1,976 | ||
| 13 |
Liverpool Slums
Another version of this classic. |
1,949 | ||
| 14 |
You're A Scouser.
The life of a scouser... |
1,772 | ||
| 15 |
Gerrards Transfer Request
Man U fans always remember the day we heard Gerrard ... |
1,644 | Rate it | |
| 16 |
Toon , Toon Who The F*** Are You
haha |
1,555 | ||
| 17 |
He's Big, He's Red
Liverpool used to love this chant. |
1,509 | Rate it | |
| 18 |
O Ashley Cole
Sang at money grabbing poor left back, when all he ... |
1,423 | Rate it | |
| 19 |
Bitter Blues
Our jealous neighbours |
1,337 | Rate it | |
| 20 |
Heinze Is A Scouser (in disguise)
Asking for a move to Liverpool is the equivalent of ... |
1,164 | Rate it | |
| 21 |
Wings Of A Sparrow
S**t on the neighbours |
1,137 | ||
| 22 |
Crying On The Tele
Sung to the Liverpool fans after the champions league final |
1,110 | Rate it | |
| 23 |
He's Only A Poor Little Scouser
Saddos from Liverpool. |
1,109 | Rate it | |
| 24 |
Elland Road Is Closin Down
Elland Road (ASDA carpark) |
1,028 | Rate it | |
| 25 |
He's Red, He's White,
Ooh ahh for the master.. |
1,019 | Rate it | |
| 26 |
Contract in
Sung at Steve Gerrard after his transfer request |
1,008 | Rate it | |
| 27 |
City's Gunna Die
always true |
968 | Rate it | |
| 28 |
Ever Won The Treble
Sung to ALL our rivals... |
957 | ||
| 29 |
City Goin Down
we hate city |
950 | Rate it | |
| 30 |
Hollow Hollow Hollow
No History |
895 | Rate it | |
| 31 |
Hollow Hollow Hollow
City's Defence |
772 | ||
| 32 |
There's A Tavern
Oldie for Dalglish |
739 | Rate it | |
| 33 |
On Your Yorkshire Farms
Sheep pesterers |
676 | Rate it | |
| 34 |
Lets All Laugh At City
Cheers me up anyway. |
665 | ||
| 35 |
One Song
Sung to w***ers who come and have nothing to say. |
632 | Rate it | |
| 36 |
Support Local Shit
Always makes opposition fans shut up |
630 | Rate it | |
| 37 |
Leeds Are Our Feeder Club,
Nuff said, nice supply of player, cheers! |
625 | Rate it | |
| 38 |
Leeds Is A Mighty Fine Place
For the Leeds Scum |
475 | Rate it | |
| 39 |
5 Times
A dis of liverpools song 5 Times |
450 | Rate it | |
| 40 |
We All Hate City!!!
to all the city fans around the world! this is ... |
441 | Rate it | |
| 41 |
Chelsea, Deary Me...
Piss take for Chavski |
424 | Rate it | |
| 42 |
We All Hate Leeds
We hate Leeds, Leeds and Leeds |
404 | Rate it | |
| 43 |
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
He can't wait to get out of the s*ithole... |
377 | Rate it | |
| 44 |
There's A Place Where Scousers Go
Quality song for the Scouse shite... very, very true |
366 | Rate it | |
| 45 |
Where's Your Famous Munich Song?
They stopped singing that one didn't they... |
323 | Rate it | |
| 46 |
Who's That Lying On The Forecourt?
The soft twats could never scrap... |
313 | Rate it | |
| 47 |
Stretford Enders (Alternate)
AGRO on the MASSIVE Kippax |
293 | Rate it | |
| 48 |
Shall We Win/Shall We Sell
Simple, but quality, opposition fans always get confused... |
291 | Rate it | |
| 49 |
You Only Sing Our Songs
Arsenal do have a tendency to sing sing our songs... |
276 | Rate it | |
| 50 |
Chelsea Rent Boys
What's your price Gav'na?! |
270 | Rate it | |
| 51 |
Argentina
Argentina > England |
256 | Rate it | |
| 52 |
We're Having A Party When Glazer Dies
Everyone's invited! |
245 | Rate it | |
| 53 |
We Paid For Their Home
What a waste... they don't even sell out! |
243 | Rate it | |
| 54 |
Shit On Villa
We normally shit all over the thick Brummy Drongo's... |
221 | Rate it | |
| 55 |
F**K Off City!
You can never hate city enough! |
201 | Rate it | |
| 56 |
Stick Your Fucking England
England... LAUGHABLE |
195 | Rate it | |
| 57 |
Hark Now Hear (Scouse Version)
They beat us 3-0 that day... so run they did! |
184 | Rate it | |
| 58 |
If You Support Leeds United
Absolute pure flith, Munich, Hillsborough, you name it... they've sung ... |
178 | Rate it | |
| 59 |
He Gave Giggsy The Ball
Oopsy daisy Patrick! |
168 | Rate it | |
| 60 |
F*ck Mcmanaman, Ince, Mcateer
F*ck em all, Scouse Bastards... |
167 | Rate it | |
| 61 |
Fight Fight Whoever You May Be
Fight against the Fat Yank |
162 | Rate it | |
| 62 |
Hollow, Hollow
Where is their history??? |
153 | Rate it | |
| 63 |
Justice For Heysel
Never Justice for Heysel is it? |
145 | Rate it | |
| 64 |
Down Warwick Road One Fine Day
Doesn't take much to turn a blue... |
144 | Rate it | |
| 65 |
Nobody Knows Your Name
Despite the money... they will always be a small, bitter ... |
128 | Rate it | |
| 66 |
F*ck Off Back To Stockport
All Manc's know City fans are from Stockport! |
126 | Rate it | |
| 67 |
If You All Hate Scousers
Hate the rat eating s*ithouses |
125 | Rate it | |
| 68 |
Have You Ever Won The Treble?
Sung to any wanna be big time clubs |
122 | Rate it | |
| 69 |
Laugh At England
Haaaaa Haaaaa |
113 | Rate it | |
| 70 |
Malcolm Glazer's Gonna Die
The Fat Yank (ED: This chant does not promote or ... |
107 | Rate it | |
| 71 |
Standin' On The Corner
Cover up your blue scarves Berties! |
107 | Rate it | |
| 72 |
Man City's Gonna Die
Kill the bastards! |
85 | Rate it | |
| 73 |
Leeds Are Going Down
Cheerio Woolybacks! |
79 | Rate it | |
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| 2 | 54 |
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| 3 | 38 |
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| 4 | 38 |
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| 5 | 31 |
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| 6 | 12 |
Brad Cobbledick Plymouth Argyle |
| 7 | 10 |
Jake Lyne Man United |
| 8 | 9 |
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| 9 | 8 |
Callum Mcinnes Rangers |
| 10 | 5 |
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| 11 | 4 |
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| 12 | 4 |
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| 14 | 4 |
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| 15 | 4 |
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