Chant		Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	Whose That Tw*t From Argentina? (Tevez Song) Tevez song	48,264	4.7037
2	32 Years Since they won anything, sad and laughable.	20,710	5.0
3	Malcolm Glazer's Gonna Die The Fat Yank (ED: This chant does not promote or ...	18,146	5.0
4	You Scousers Oh we do hate to be beside the Scouseside...	16,663	5.0
5	Stretford Enders Ed: updated version, still slagging off the Arsenal	12,303	5.0
6	This Is How It Feels Another good dig at ...Nah forgotten their name. (Better audio ...	10,852	4.94118
7	We All Hate Leeds Scum Ed: Longer and improved version, just to hammer it home!	8,763	4.75
8	City Reject Not even good enough to play for that shambles	8,741	5.0
9	Build A Bonfire Let's get a nice blaze going.	8,223	4.83333
10	He'S Cracking Up - Rafa Reference to the hilarous rant from Rafa Benitez	6,831	5.0

11	Istanbul They're Not Going Sung loads at aways! (ed: finally got the audio version ...	5,507	5.0
12	One Ball No balls!	4,884	4.0
13	Kevin Keegan Cheer up muppet.	4,457	4.90909
14	Cheer Up Alan Shearer Going down	4,130	4.75
15	What The F***ing Hell Is That Sung at something ridiculous in the opposing teams terrace.	4,085	4.16667
16	Are You Watching Merseyside? Not really sung anymore, but we knew they were watching.	3,734	5.0
17	Alan Shearer Took the Geordies down	3,541	5.0
18	Cheerio to the opposition fans leaving the ground	3,487	3.5
19	Going Down Going Down Always a good one to rub it in	2,761	5.0
20	Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets Was sung at Watford fan's when they couldn't sell all ...	2,610	4.66667

21	You Support a load of... Loud and clear, great for a ringtone	2,537	5.0
22	Argentina Argentina > England	2,181	4.2
23	Who Are Ya Sung at unknown away players or fans, nobody\'s. Make\'s a ...	2,163	4.33334
24	Top Of The League Always Man United - Top of the league - That must ...	2,139	5.0
25	Down With The Shearer Was sung at Boro 08/ 09	1,990	5.0
26	Adebayor - His Dad Washes Elephants Classic funny having a go at Arsenal's front man.	1,670	4.16667
27	City Are Sh*t, That's A Fact after we beatin the scums !!	768	Rate it
28	Torres The Transvestite (Lyric only) Funny song (Ed: This errs on the border of acceptability, ...	5,789	5.0
29	Viva John Terry (Lyric only) We thank John terry	4,284	4.90909
30	Tevez Tevez (Lyric only) Tevez's move from Utd to City	1,407	4.0

31	He's Big, He's Red (Lyric only) Liverpool used to love this chant.	1,169	Rate it
32	Tesco (Lyric only) Funny chant for the scouser	1,145	5.0
33	Steve Gerrard, Gerrard (Lyric only) He can't wait to get out of the s*ithole...	1,088	3.0
34	The Glazer Family (Lyric only) Adapted from the Burnley family	944	5.0
35	Who's That C***ing Over Your Bird (Lyric only) Rumours about Stevie G's promiscuous missus (to the tune of ...	942	4.5
36	There's A Place Where Scousers Go (Lyric only) Quality song for the Scouse shite... very, very true	879	5.0
37	33 Years (Lyric only) amazing!	872	5.0
38	O Ashley Cole (Lyric only) Sang at money grabbing poor left back, when all he ...	753	Rate it
39	Where's Your Famous Munich Song? (Lyric only) They stopped singing that one didn't they...	750	Rate it
40	Viva John Terry (Lyric only) We thank him for all his has done for us! ...	748	5.0

41	We Hate Man City (Lyric only) Basically it's telling the truth	720	Rate it
42	You"ll Never Win The League (Lyric only) Scouse national anthem	669	Rate it
43	Lazer Blue (Lyric only) sung mostly at away games. (See Youtube)	617	3.0
44	We're Having A Party When Glazer Dies (Lyric only) Everyone's invited!	611	5.0
45	I Dont Care About Ronny (Lyric only) Heard lots in stretty upper!	599	Rate it
46	Viva John Terry (After Barcelona Match) (Lyric only) Sung at Man United vs City - After Barcelona Match	565	5.0
47	Steve Gerrard 2 (Lyric only) Steve Gerrard 2	560	5.0
48	Man City's Gonna Die (Lyric only) Kill the bastards!	560	5.0
49	Steve Gerard (Lyric only) Good Chant (Ed: Obviously not the views of those at ...	557	Rate it
50	You're A Scouser. (Lyric only) The life of a scouser...	552	5.0

51	Sh*t On Villa (Lyric only) We normally sh*t all over the thick Brummy Drongo's...	550	3.0
52	Lying On The Forecourt (Lyric only) remixed a classic lol	547	3.0
53	If You Support Leeds United (Lyric only) Absolute pure flith, Munich, Hillsborough, you name it... they've sung ...	512	Rate it
54	You'll Never Get A Job (Lyric only) Lazy b*stard dolites	489	5.0
55	Stretford Enders (Alternate) (Lyric only) AGRO on the MASSIVE Kippax	478	5.0
56	Viva John Terry (Lyric only) Moscow's Loser !	453	5.0
57	Justice For Heysel (Lyric only) Never Justice for Heysel is it?	401	5.0
58	F**K Off City! (Lyric only) You can never hate city enough!	391	5.0
59	Who's That Lying On The Forecourt? (Lyric only) The soft t*ats could never scrap...	387	Rate it
60	Blue Moon (Lyric only) The proper Blue Moon	387	3.0

61	He's Only A Poor Little Scouser (Lyric only) Saddos from Liverpool.	386	Rate it
62	There's A Tavern (Lyric only) Oldie for Dalglish	366	5.0
63	He Gave Giggsy The Ball (Lyric only) Oopsy daisy Patrick!	359	Rate it
64	Anti Rafa (Lyric only) To pi** of the fat spanish waiter.	350	5.0
65	F*ck Off Back To Stockport (Lyric only) All Manc's know City fans are from Stockport!	338	Rate it
66	We All Hate Scouse Scum (Lyric only) who do we hate-scousres	337	5.0
67	Leeds Scum (Lyric only) Quick and clear messege for the scum, to the tune ...	331	5.0
68	Bluemoon (Lyric only) 33 years fuck all!	330	5.0
69	Chelsea, Deary Me... (Lyric only) Piss take for Chavski	324	Rate it
70	Scousers Topped The League (Lyric only) Good chant For a team that will never win the ...	324	5.0

71	Hollow Hollow Hollow (Lyric only) No History	316	Rate it
72	City Goin Down (Lyric only) we hate city	303	4.5
73	Viva Ronaldo Remix (Lyric only) Having a go at the scouse	301	5.0
74	Lets All Laugh At City (Lyric only) Cheers me up anyway.	292	5.0
75	Leeds Is A Mighty Fine Place (Lyric only) For the Leeds Scum	289	5.0
76	Bitter Blue World (Lyric only) nobody knows there name	289	5.0
77	We All Hate City!!! (Lyric only) to all the city fans around the world! this is ...	284	3.0
78	Fight Fight Whoever You May Be (Lyric only) Fight against the Fat Yank	283	Rate it
79	5 Times (Lyric only) A dis of liverpools song 5 Times	266	Rate it
80	Ever Won The Treble (Lyric only) Sung to ALL our rivals...	259	5.0

81	Stick Your F*cking England (Lyric only) England... LAUGHABLE	258	Rate it
82	Chelsea Feeer Club (Lyric only) Sung At West Ham	252	Rate it
83	Elland Road Is Closin Down (Lyric only) Elland Road (ASDA carpark)	250	Rate it
84	Benitez Are Ya Listenin (Lyric only) avin a go at the fat spanish waiter	245	5.0
85	If You Hate City Stand Up (Lyric only) hate the boys from stockport	241	Rate it
86	United, United..... (Lyric only) Anti liverpool song	235	4.0
87	Chelsea Rent Boys (Lyric only) What's your price Gav'na?!	234	5.0
88	Hes Cracking Up (Lyric only) Reference to the hilarous rant from Rafa Benitez	228	4.0
89	You Only Sing Our Songs (Lyric only) Arsenal do have a tendency to sing sing our songs...	226	4.5
90	F*ck Off Man City (Lyric only) One half of Manchester is giving the city a big ...	223	3.66667

91	We All Hate Leeds (Lyric only) We hate Leeds, Leeds and Leeds	218	5.0
92	A Part Of London (Lyric only) Great song, sung a bit these days!	217	3.0
93	Leeds Are Our Feeder Club (Lyric only) Nuff said, nice supply of player, cheers!	211	Rate it
94	Sir Alex And Sir Bobby (Lyric only) 'avin a dig at the blue scum	200	Rate it
95	Hark Now Hear (Scouse Version) (Lyric only) They beat us 3-0 that day... so run they did!	194	Rate it
96	The Robbie Keane Song (Lyric only) A dig at Robbie Keane's lack of games for Liverpool	194	5.0
97	F*ck Mcmanaman, Ince, Mcateer (Lyric only) F*ck em all, Scouse Bastards...	191	Rate it
98	Bitter Blues (Lyric only) Our jealous neighbours	189	Rate it
99	Down Warwick Road One Fine Day (Lyric only) Doesn't take much to turn a blue...	187	Rate it
100	We Are Manchester (Lyric only) Republik of Mancunia	187	5.0

101	If You All Hate Scousers (Lyric only) Hate the rat eating s*ithouses	184	5.0
102	We Got Him (Lyric only) Same tune as Michael Shields got 10 more years	180	5.0
103	Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only) S**t on the neighbours	179	3.0
104	On Your Yorkshire Farms (Lyric only) Sheep pesterers	178	Rate it
105	We Paid For Their Home (Lyric only) What a waste... they don't even sell out!	167	5.0
106	Support Local Sh*t (Lyric only) Always makes opposition fans shut up	165	Rate it
107	Standin' On The Corner (Lyric only) Cover up your blue scarves Berties!	162	Rate it
108	Leeds Are Going Down (Lyric only) Cheerio Woolybacks!	161	Rate it
109	City's Gunna Die (Lyric only) always true	159	Rate it
110	Are You Crying? (Lyric only) Champions again!!!!	159	Rate it

111	Shall We Win/Shall We Sell (Lyric only) Simple, but quality, opposition fans always get confused...	157	5.0
112	Merseyside Are Ya Listenin! (Lyric only) Lets rub it in!!!	156	5.0
113	City Going Down (Lyric only) Sang at Stoke	154	5.0
114	Heinze Is A Scouser (in disguise) (Lyric only) Asking for a move to Liverpool is the equivalent of ...	150	Rate it
115	Laugh At England (Lyric only) Haaaaa Haaaaa	150	Rate it
116	Once More Than Ingurland (Lyric only) World Champions	148	Rate it
117	Follow Follow Follow Something In Moscow (Lyric only) Thanks to John Terry	145	5.0
118	One Song (Lyric only) Sung to w***ers who come and have nothing to say.	142	5.0
119	Crying On The Tele (Lyric only) Sung to the Liverpool fans after the champions league final	141	Rate it
120	Viva John Terry (Lyric only) All of these where sung in hotels and bars after ...	140	Rate it

121	Kick Their Heads In (Lyric only) Manchester Is Red!	140	5.0
122	Hollow, Hollow (Lyric only) Where is their history???	139	5.0
123	Nobody Knows Your Name (Lyric only) Despite the money... they will always be a small, bitter ...	139	5.0
124	Champs Song (Lyric only) Sang at United game against Stoke	139	5.0
125	Hollow Hollow Hollow (Lyric only) City's Defence	138	2.0
126	Marched The Town (Lyric only) Derby Day Aggro	137	5.0
127	Who The F**King Ell Are You (Lyric only) Sung to ay opposition who are giving us some aggro	137	Rate it
128	Toon , Toon Who The F*** Are You (Lyric only) haha	134	3.66667
129	Contract in (Lyric only) Sung at Steve Gerrard after his transfer request	131	Rate it
130	Who Put The Ball In The Arsenal Net? (Lyric only) a song about how many goals Arsenal have conceded over ...	83	5.0

131	Leeds Whoever You May Be (Lyric only) Just in case its needed	76	5.0

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