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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
Whose That Tw*t From Argentina? (Tevez Song)
Tevez song |
48,264 | ||
| 2 |
32 Years
Since they won anything, sad and laughable. |
20,710 | ||
| 3 |
Malcolm Glazer's Gonna Die
The Fat Yank (ED: This chant does not promote or ... |
18,146 | ||
| 4 |
You Scousers
Oh we do hate to be beside the Scouseside... |
16,663 | ||
| 5 |
Stretford Enders
Ed: updated version, still slagging off the Arsenal |
12,303 | ||
| 6 |
This Is How It Feels
Another good dig at ...Nah forgotten their name. (Better audio ... |
10,852 | ||
| 7 |
We All Hate Leeds Scum
Ed: Longer and improved version, just to hammer it home! |
8,763 | ||
| 8 |
City Reject
Not even good enough to play for that shambles |
8,741 | ||
| 9 |
Build A Bonfire
Let's get a nice blaze going. |
8,223 | ||
| 10 |
He'S Cracking Up - Rafa
Reference to the hilarous rant from Rafa Benitez |
6,831 | ||
| 11 |
Istanbul They're Not Going
Sung loads at aways! (ed: finally got the audio version ... |
5,507 | ||
| 12 |
One Ball
No balls! |
4,884 | ||
| 13 |
Kevin Keegan
Cheer up muppet. |
4,457 | ||
| 14 |
Cheer Up Alan Shearer
Going down |
4,130 | ||
| 15 |
What The F***ing Hell Is That
Sung at something ridiculous in the opposing teams terrace. |
4,085 | ||
| 16 |
Are You Watching Merseyside?
Not really sung anymore, but we knew they were watching. |
3,734 | ||
| 17 |
Alan Shearer
Took the Geordies down |
3,541 | ||
| 18 |
Cheerio
to the opposition fans leaving the ground |
3,487 | ||
| 19 |
Going Down Going Down
Always a good one to rub it in |
2,761 | ||
| 20 |
Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets
Was sung at Watford fan's when they couldn't sell all ... |
2,610 | ||
| 21 |
You Support a load of...
Loud and clear, great for a ringtone |
2,537 | ||
| 22 |
Argentina
Argentina > England |
2,181 | ||
| 23 |
Who Are Ya
Sung at unknown away players or fans, nobody\'s. Make\'s a ... |
2,163 | ||
| 24 |
Top Of The League Always
Man United - Top of the league - That must ... |
2,139 | ||
| 25 |
Down With The Shearer
Was sung at Boro 08/ 09 |
1,990 | ||
| 26 |
Adebayor - His Dad Washes Elephants
Classic funny having a go at Arsenal's front man. |
1,670 | ||
| 27 |
City Are Sh*t, That's A Fact
after we beatin the scums !! |
768 | Rate it | |
| 28 |
Torres The Transvestite (Lyric only)
Funny song (Ed: This errs on the border of acceptability, ... |
5,789 | ||
| 29 |
Viva John Terry (Lyric only)
We thank John terry |
4,284 | ||
| 30 |
Tevez Tevez (Lyric only)
Tevez's move from Utd to City |
1,407 | ||
| 31 |
He's Big, He's Red (Lyric only)
Liverpool used to love this chant. |
1,169 | Rate it | |
| 32 |
Tesco (Lyric only)
Funny chant for the scouser |
1,145 | ||
| 33 |
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard (Lyric only)
He can't wait to get out of the s*ithole... |
1,088 | ||
| 34 |
The Glazer Family (Lyric only)
Adapted from the Burnley family |
944 | ||
| 35 |
Who's That C***ing Over Your Bird (Lyric only)
Rumours about Stevie G's promiscuous missus (to the tune of ... |
942 | ||
| 36 |
There's A Place Where Scousers Go (Lyric only)
Quality song for the Scouse shite... very, very true |
879 | ||
| 37 |
33 Years (Lyric only)
amazing! |
872 | ||
| 38 |
O Ashley Cole (Lyric only)
Sang at money grabbing poor left back, when all he ... |
753 | Rate it | |
| 39 |
Where's Your Famous Munich Song? (Lyric only)
They stopped singing that one didn't they... |
750 | Rate it | |
| 40 |
Viva John Terry (Lyric only)
We thank him for all his has done for us! ... |
748 | ||
| 41 |
We Hate Man City (Lyric only)
Basically it's telling the truth |
720 | Rate it | |
| 42 |
You"ll Never Win The League (Lyric only)
Scouse national anthem |
669 | Rate it | |
| 43 |
Lazer Blue (Lyric only)
sung mostly at away games. (See Youtube) |
617 | ||
| 44 |
We're Having A Party When Glazer Dies (Lyric only)
Everyone's invited! |
611 | ||
| 45 |
I Dont Care About Ronny (Lyric only)
Heard lots in stretty upper! |
599 | Rate it | |
| 46 |
Viva John Terry (After Barcelona Match) (Lyric only)
Sung at Man United vs City - After Barcelona Match |
565 | ||
| 47 |
Steve Gerrard 2 (Lyric only)
Steve Gerrard 2 |
560 | ||
| 48 |
Man City's Gonna Die (Lyric only)
Kill the bastards! |
560 | ||
| 49 |
Steve Gerard (Lyric only)
Good Chant (Ed: Obviously not the views of those at ... |
557 | Rate it | |
| 50 |
You're A Scouser. (Lyric only)
The life of a scouser... |
552 | ||
| 51 |
Sh*t On Villa (Lyric only)
We normally sh*t all over the thick Brummy Drongo's... |
550 | ||
| 52 |
Lying On The Forecourt (Lyric only)
remixed a classic lol |
547 | ||
| 53 |
If You Support Leeds United (Lyric only)
Absolute pure flith, Munich, Hillsborough, you name it... they've sung ... |
512 | Rate it | |
| 54 |
You'll Never Get A Job (Lyric only)
Lazy b*stard dolites |
489 | ||
| 55 |
Stretford Enders (Alternate) (Lyric only)
AGRO on the MASSIVE Kippax |
478 | ||
| 56 |
Viva John Terry (Lyric only)
Moscow's Loser ! |
453 | ||
| 57 |
Justice For Heysel (Lyric only)
Never Justice for Heysel is it? |
401 | ||
| 58 |
F**K Off City! (Lyric only)
You can never hate city enough! |
391 | ||
| 59 |
Who's That Lying On The Forecourt? (Lyric only)
The soft t*ats could never scrap... |
387 | Rate it | |
| 60 |
Blue Moon (Lyric only)
The proper Blue Moon |
387 | ||
| 61 |
He's Only A Poor Little Scouser (Lyric only)
Saddos from Liverpool. |
386 | Rate it | |
| 62 |
There's A Tavern (Lyric only)
Oldie for Dalglish |
366 | ||
| 63 |
He Gave Giggsy The Ball (Lyric only)
Oopsy daisy Patrick! |
359 | Rate it | |
| 64 |
Anti Rafa (Lyric only)
To pi** of the fat spanish waiter. |
350 | ||
| 65 |
F*ck Off Back To Stockport (Lyric only)
All Manc's know City fans are from Stockport! |
338 | Rate it | |
| 66 |
We All Hate Scouse Scum (Lyric only)
who do we hate-scousres |
337 | ||
| 67 |
Leeds Scum (Lyric only)
Quick and clear messege for the scum, to the tune ... |
331 | ||
| 68 |
Bluemoon (Lyric only)
33 years fuck all! |
330 | ||
| 69 |
Chelsea, Deary Me... (Lyric only)
Piss take for Chavski |
324 | Rate it | |
| 70 |
Scousers Topped The League (Lyric only)
Good chant For a team that will never win the ... |
324 | ||
| 71 |
Hollow Hollow Hollow (Lyric only)
No History |
316 | Rate it | |
| 72 |
City Goin Down (Lyric only)
we hate city |
303 | ||
| 73 |
Viva Ronaldo Remix (Lyric only)
Having a go at the scouse |
301 | ||
| 74 |
Lets All Laugh At City (Lyric only)
Cheers me up anyway. |
292 | ||
| 75 |
Leeds Is A Mighty Fine Place (Lyric only)
For the Leeds Scum |
289 | ||
| 76 |
Bitter Blue World (Lyric only)
nobody knows there name |
289 | ||
| 77 |
We All Hate City!!! (Lyric only)
to all the city fans around the world! this is ... |
284 | ||
| 78 |
Fight Fight Whoever You May Be (Lyric only)
Fight against the Fat Yank |
283 | Rate it | |
| 79 |
5 Times (Lyric only)
A dis of liverpools song 5 Times |
266 | Rate it | |
| 80 |
Ever Won The Treble (Lyric only)
Sung to ALL our rivals... |
259 | ||
| 81 |
Stick Your F*cking England (Lyric only)
England... LAUGHABLE |
258 | Rate it | |
| 82 |
Chelsea Feeer Club (Lyric only)
Sung At West Ham |
252 | Rate it | |
| 83 |
Elland Road Is Closin Down (Lyric only)
Elland Road (ASDA carpark) |
250 | Rate it | |
| 84 |
Benitez Are Ya Listenin (Lyric only)
avin a go at the fat spanish waiter |
245 | ||
| 85 |
If You Hate City Stand Up (Lyric only)
hate the boys from stockport |
241 | Rate it | |
| 86 |
United, United..... (Lyric only)
Anti liverpool song |
235 | ||
| 87 |
Chelsea Rent Boys (Lyric only)
What's your price Gav'na?! |
234 | ||
| 88 |
Hes Cracking Up (Lyric only)
Reference to the hilarous rant from Rafa Benitez |
228 | ||
| 89 |
You Only Sing Our Songs (Lyric only)
Arsenal do have a tendency to sing sing our songs... |
226 | ||
| 90 |
F*ck Off Man City (Lyric only)
One half of Manchester is giving the city a big ... |
223 | ||
| 91 |
We All Hate Leeds (Lyric only)
We hate Leeds, Leeds and Leeds |
218 | ||
| 92 |
A Part Of London (Lyric only)
Great song, sung a bit these days! |
217 | ||
| 93 |
Leeds Are Our Feeder Club (Lyric only)
Nuff said, nice supply of player, cheers! |
211 | Rate it | |
| 94 |
Sir Alex And Sir Bobby (Lyric only)
'avin a dig at the blue scum |
200 | Rate it | |
| 95 |
Hark Now Hear (Scouse Version) (Lyric only)
They beat us 3-0 that day... so run they did! |
194 | Rate it | |
| 96 |
The Robbie Keane Song (Lyric only)
A dig at Robbie Keane's lack of games for Liverpool |
194 | ||
| 97 |
F*ck Mcmanaman, Ince, Mcateer (Lyric only)
F*ck em all, Scouse Bastards... |
191 | Rate it | |
| 98 |
Bitter Blues (Lyric only)
Our jealous neighbours |
189 | Rate it | |
| 99 |
Down Warwick Road One Fine Day (Lyric only)
Doesn't take much to turn a blue... |
187 | Rate it | |
| 100 |
We Are Manchester (Lyric only)
Republik of Mancunia |
187 | ||
| 101 |
If You All Hate Scousers (Lyric only)
Hate the rat eating s*ithouses |
184 | ||
| 102 |
We Got Him (Lyric only)
Same tune as Michael Shields got 10 more years |
180 | ||
| 103 |
Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only)
S**t on the neighbours |
179 | ||
| 104 |
On Your Yorkshire Farms (Lyric only)
Sheep pesterers |
178 | Rate it | |
| 105 |
We Paid For Their Home (Lyric only)
What a waste... they don't even sell out! |
167 | ||
| 106 |
Support Local Sh*t (Lyric only)
Always makes opposition fans shut up |
165 | Rate it | |
| 107 |
Standin' On The Corner (Lyric only)
Cover up your blue scarves Berties! |
162 | Rate it | |
| 108 |
Leeds Are Going Down (Lyric only)
Cheerio Woolybacks! |
161 | Rate it | |
| 109 |
City's Gunna Die (Lyric only)
always true |
159 | Rate it | |
| 110 |
Are You Crying? (Lyric only)
Champions again!!!! |
159 | Rate it | |
| 111 |
Shall We Win/Shall We Sell (Lyric only)
Simple, but quality, opposition fans always get confused... |
157 | ||
| 112 |
Merseyside Are Ya Listenin! (Lyric only)
Lets rub it in!!! |
156 | ||
| 113 |
City Going Down (Lyric only)
Sang at Stoke |
154 | ||
| 114 |
Heinze Is A Scouser (in disguise) (Lyric only)
Asking for a move to Liverpool is the equivalent of ... |
150 | Rate it | |
| 115 |
Laugh At England (Lyric only)
Haaaaa Haaaaa |
150 | Rate it | |
| 116 |
Once More Than Ingurland (Lyric only)
World Champions |
148 | Rate it | |
| 117 |
Follow Follow Follow Something In Moscow (Lyric only)
Thanks to John Terry |
145 | ||
| 118 |
One Song (Lyric only)
Sung to w***ers who come and have nothing to say. |
142 | ||
| 119 |
Crying On The Tele (Lyric only)
Sung to the Liverpool fans after the champions league final |
141 | Rate it | |
| 120 |
Viva John Terry (Lyric only)
All of these where sung in hotels and bars after ... |
140 | Rate it | |
| 121 |
Kick Their Heads In (Lyric only)
Manchester Is Red! |
140 | ||
| 122 |
Hollow, Hollow (Lyric only)
Where is their history??? |
139 | ||
| 123 |
Nobody Knows Your Name (Lyric only)
Despite the money... they will always be a small, bitter ... |
139 | ||
| 124 |
Champs Song (Lyric only)
Sang at United game against Stoke |
139 | ||
| 125 |
Hollow Hollow Hollow (Lyric only)
City's Defence |
138 | ||
| 126 |
Marched The Town (Lyric only)
Derby Day Aggro |
137 | ||
| 127 |
Who The F**King Ell Are You (Lyric only)
Sung to ay opposition who are giving us some aggro |
137 | Rate it | |
| 128 |
Toon , Toon Who The F*** Are You (Lyric only)
haha |
134 | ||
| 129 |
Contract in (Lyric only)
Sung at Steve Gerrard after his transfer request |
131 | Rate it | |
| 130 |
Who Put The Ball In The Arsenal Net? (Lyric only)
a song about how many goals Arsenal have conceded over ... |
83 | ||
| 131 |
Leeds Whoever You May Be (Lyric only)
Just in case its needed |
76 | ||
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Leeds Whoever You May Be ...
Just in case its needed
Who Put The Ball In ...
a song about how many ...
The Glazer Family (Lyric only)
Adapted from the Burnley family
City Are Sh*t, That's A ...
after we beatin the scums ...
You Support a load of...
Loud and clear, great for ...
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 89 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 2 | 64 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 3 | 54 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 4 | 49 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 5 | 42 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 6 | 36 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 7 | 34 |
Ryan Stewart West Ham |
| 8 | 33 |
Rockin Robin Swindon Town |
| 9 | 32 |
James Winfield Chesterfield |
| 10 | 29 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 11 | 26 |
Liam Spicer Yeovil Town |
| 12 | 25 |
Lewis Brooks Mansfield Town |
| 13 | 21 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 14 | 19 |
James Silk AFC Bournemouth |
| 15 | 18 |
James Rudge Middlesbrough |