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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
In Your Liverpool Slums
Filthy scousers. |
4,594 | ||
| 2 |
Who The F**K Are Man United
Who are they again? |
3,411 | ||
| 3 |
Speak F*cking English
Sang at the Geordies |
2,830 | ||
| 4 |
We Hate Tottenham
Say no more. |
1,979 | ||
| 5 |
You Are S*it, You Are S*it
Telling em straight. |
1,579 | ||
| 6 |
You're Worse Than Sunderland
Sang at the Geordies, bless em. |
1,551 | ||
| 7 |
Your Support
Well if it ain't C.F.C. |
1,367 | Rate it | |
| 8 |
Have You Ever Seen The Geordies Win The League
Well have you? |
1,264 | Rate it | |
| 9 |
You're Supposed To Be At Home
Outsung and out played. |
1,234 | Rate it | |
| 10 |
Who Are Ya?
Great ringtone. |
1,196 | Rate it | |
| 11 |
We Hate Tottenham Fast
A faster version, just to show how much we hate ... |
1,142 | ||
| 12 |
We Forgot That You Were 'ere
We never hear a peep at Fulham's library. |
1,056 | Rate it | |
| 13 |
You're Not Singing Anymore
Part timers, sung at opposing fans when they are losing ... |
988 | Rate it | |
| 14 |
Chim Chimenee
Anti-West Ham |
1,311 | Rate it | |
| 15 |
Posh Spice
Frank Lampard better than Beckham |
1,016 | Rate it | |
| 16 |
In Your Liverpool Slums V2
Unhygienic lot |
961 | Rate it | |
| 17 |
Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Lalala!!!
Doin tha bouncy!! |
784 | ||
| 18 |
Stick Your Camera Up Your Arse
Sung at the scumbag tourists and west standers who give ... |
672 | Rate it | |
| 19 |
Its So Easy
sung at upton park where we beat the scum 4 ... |
603 | ||
| 20 |
If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow
Tottenham Scum |
567 | Rate it | |
| 21 |
Build a Bonfire
Sung to the tune of, Oh My Darling |
525 | Rate it | |
| 22 |
You Got Battered
One for Tottenham after being done by the police in ... |
523 | Rate it | |
| 23 |
We All Hate Leeds...
An old one from the 70's but still sung today |
500 | Rate it | |
| 24 |
Its So Easy At The Lane
Song to our North London rivals |
494 | Rate it | |
| 25 |
You're Not Famous Anymore
Sung by Chelsea FC fans to Nottingham Forest fans |
449 | ||
| 26 |
We Can See You Sneeking Out
Always a good day when this is song |
417 | Rate it | |
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Outsung and out played.
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 88 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 2 | 49 |
Matty Agar Sunderland |
| 3 | 39 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 4 | 35 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 5 | 32 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 28 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 7 | 12 |
Brad Cobbledick Plymouth Argyle |
| 8 | 12 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 9 | 9 |
Jake Lyne Exeter City |
| 10 | 8 |
Jake Rendle Man United |
| 11 | 7 |
Callum Mcinnes Rangers |
| 12 | 6 |
Josh Millward Middlesbrough |
| 13 | 6 |
Dave Hall Crystal Palace |
| 14 | 6 |
Jake Conwell Tranmere Rovers |
| 15 | 5 |
Ciaran Mac Celtic |
Heard these when Orient were at Milwall, very funny go at their attire. "Let's all go to Tesco's,Where Millwall buy their best clothes,Lala la la, lala la la" "If you all ... More
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