Chant		Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	In Your Liverpool Slums Filthy scousers.	7,992	5.0
2	Blowing Bubbles Mocking West Ham... Amongst a few other rivals.	7,147	5.0
3	Who The F**K Are Man United Who are they again?	7,107	4.8
4	Speak F*cking English Sang at the Geordies	5,027	5.0
5	We Hate Tottenham Say no more.	3,137	5.0
6	Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Lalala!!! Doin tha bouncy!!	2,994	5.0
7	Chelsea Reject Sung to any ex Chelsea player	1,722	4.33333
8	Your Support Well if it ain't C.F.C.	1,683	5.0
9	You're Worse Than Sunderland Sang at the Geordies, bless em.	1,332	5.0
10	You Are S*it, You Are S*it Telling em straight.	1,191	4.66667

11	We All Hate Leeds... An old one from the 70's but still sung today	1,114	5.0
12	Does The Circus Know You're Here Sang at Pompey to resident clown Peter Crouch	1,077	Rate it
13	When The Saints Heard at Pompey last year, sang to wind em up.	1,071	Rate it
14	Who Are Ya? Great ringtone.	1,067	5.0
15	You're Not Singing Anymore Part timers, sung at opposing fans when they are losing ...	1,020	5.0
16	We Hate Tottenham Fast A faster version, just to show how much we hate ...	985	5.0
17	Cheerio Explains itself	952	Rate it
18	Down With The Tottenham Sang when it looked like Spurs were going down	951	Rate it
19	Where's The Bell? Sung at Pompey looking for that freak of nature	913	Rate it
20	You're Supposed To Be At Home Outsung and out played.	886	5.0

21	One Stand Singing It's all gone quiet over there	881	Rate it
22	We Forgot That You Were 'ere We never hear a peep at Fulham's library.	861	5.0
23	Can You Hear The Bell Ring Sang at Pompey when Quasimodo their famous bell ringer couldn't ...	843	Rate it
24	Have You Ever Seen The Geordies Win The League Well have you?	827	5.0
25	Shall We Sing A Song For You Chanted at Vicarage Road in the F.A cup	826	Rate it
26	Champions League Larff Laughing all the way to the final	811	4.5
27	It's So Quiet Fratton Park Rubbish atmosphere at Pompey	777	Rate it
28	One Song To supporters with little imagination	759	Rate it
29	It's All Quiet When they are all hushed	749	Rate it
30	Torres Song - half a boy and half a girl (Lyric only) One Of Our Favourites (Ed: just letting this one in ...	1,518	5.0

31	Anti Gerrard (Lyric only) Scouse bastard	844	5.0
32	That C**t Ronaldo (Lyric only) To the tune That Boy Ronaldo	802	5.0
33	Ashley Cole Song (Lyric only) Tune of Lets go mental..Sung at Arsenal	677	Rate it
34	Posh Spice (Lyric only) Frank Lampard better than Beckham	594	5.0
35	Gerrard's In Prison, What's His Missus Doing? (Lyric only) Oh Alex Curran, you typical Scouse (Ed: Sorry SG - ...	592	5.0
36	Steven Gerrard (Lyric only) hate the Scousers!	543	5.0
37	Elephant Man (Lyric only) Taking the mick out of Lescott	476	5.0
38	No Future (Lyric only) F*ck Arsenal	429	Rate it
39	Another Anti-Gerrard (Lyric only) Prick	428	5.0
40	Tevez Song (Lyric only) Funny one for Scumchesters Argie...	421	5.0

41	Bring Back My Foreskin (Lyric only) This one's for Tottenham	416	3.0
42	Chim Chimenee (Lyric only) Anti-West Ham	407	Rate it
43	Should Have Died In The Tunnel (Sung To Ronaldo) (Lyric only) Sung to Ronaldo after his car crash	392	5.0
44	Arsenal, Always Cheating (Lyric only) Fancy football, no end product, so they dive.	381	3.66667
45	Stick Your Camera Up Your Arse (Lyric only) Sung at the scumbag tourists and west standers who give ...	379	5.0
46	Who's That C***Ing Over Your Bird (About Promiscuous Alex Curran) (Lyric only) Rumour has it........	352	Rate it
47	Goal Kick (Lyric only) Sung when opposition keeper takes a goal kick	346	3.0
48	Where's Ya Silverware? (Lyric only) For the Gooners	346	Rate it
49	Scouser Scum (Lyric only) Scousers	318	Rate it
50	Steven Gerrard (Lyric only) Steven Gerrard - Ed: Not the views of the management	316	Rate it

51	In Your Liverpool Slums V2 (Lyric only) Unhygienic lot	305	Rate it
52	Little Poor Scouser (Lyric only) To Everton or Liverpool	296	Rate it
53	Ferguson Are You Listening (Lyric only) We want our trophy back	280	3.66667
54	We Hate You All (Lyric only) Sung at any of the teams in the song	269	5.0
55	Football Ground You're Having A Laugh (Lyric only) When we go to, ehem, "grounds" of a poor quality	263	Rate it
56	Viva Ronaldo (With A Twist) (Lyric only) Have a go at Ronaldo	257	Rate it
57	Where's Your Famous Atmosphere (Lyric only) Sung at the Old Trafford library.	256	Rate it
58	You'Ve Never Had A Bath (Lyric only) Smelly, shitty scousers	218	3.66667
59	Hey Dibble (Lyric only) One for police and stewards	212	Rate it
60	Who Are Qpr (Lyric only) Who are you again?	207	Rate it

61	We Grieve No More For Your 96 (Lyric only) No more, you scum	199	Rate it
62	If You Follow Leeds (Lyric only) Dirty. To the tune of "If you like a lot ...	199	Rate it
63	Wheels On Your House Go Round.... (Lyric only) Sung to West Ham Fans	196	5.0
64	You're Supposed To Be In Jail (Lyric only) Gerrard on trial for assault. Also Joey Barton song	196	Rate it
65	I Was Born Under Da Chelsea Shed (To Da Tune I Was Born Under A Wandering Star) (Lyric only) Sang to rivals	191	5.0
66	One Team In London (Lyric only) Sung when our London neighbours play us	191	5.0
67	Sheep Shaggin' Bast*rd (Lyric only) For the country bumpkins, OOOH ARRRR	185	Rate it
68	Adebayor - His Dad Washes Elephants (Lyric only) ode to adebayor lol	176	Rate it
69	Pompey (Lyric only) Song in response to "Play Up Pompey"	175	Rate it
70	You'Re Gonna Win F*Ck All (Lyric only) To the ever youthful Arsenal teams. How many years can ...	173	Rate it

71	You're Scum (Lyric only) To Scousers, Mancs, Leeds folk, Millwall etc etc etc	171	Rate it
72	Tottenham W*nk W*nk W*nk (Lyric only) W**kers from the lane	164	Rate it
73	Phil Neville (Lyric only) Our song for our favourite Phil Neville	163	Rate it
74	We All Hate Leeds Scum (Lyric only) It's very true	163	Rate it
75	Get Yer Tits Out! (Lyric only) When you see a hot woman, or a fat b*stard ...	162	Rate it
76	You're Not Going Home (To Scousers) (Lyric only) They have no home, just boxes in slums	160	Rate it
77	Here For The Chelsea (Lyric only) That's why they came, sung to opposing fans	159	Rate it
78	Build a Bonfire (Lyric only) Sung to the tune of, Oh My Darling	155	Rate it
79	You Got Battered (Lyric only) One for Tottenham after being done by the police in ...	151	Rate it
80	You're Not Fit To Wipe My Arse (Lyric only) To poor, poor, POOR opposition. Like Fulham	149	Rate it

81	Town Full Of Scrubbers (Lyric only) Manc U.S.A. would take offense to this	149	Rate it
82	Have You Eaten All Your Mates? (Lyric only) To fat players. Rooney springs to mind	145	Rate it
83	What's It Like To Shag A Sheep (Lyric only) OOOOH ARRR its ambrosia	145	Rate it
84	Steve Bruce (Lyric only) Sung at steve bruce when we beat them 2-1 28/02/09	145	Rate it
85	Ronaldo Loves Diving In The Box (Lyric only) Cheat	142	3.0
86	One Job Between You (Lyric only) Sung to scousers	138	Rate it
87	Back To Your Sh** Hole (Lyric only) Sing it to the scousers	138	3.0
88	If I Had The Wings Of A Sparrow (Lyric only) Tottenham Scum	135	2.0
89	Empty Seats (Lyric only) When at poorly supported away teams	135	Rate it
90	Andy Reid (Lyric only) Big, Fat Andy Reid	133	5.0

91	Stand Up If You've Got A Job (Lyric only) Funny if sung at the scousers	132	Rate it
92	My Garden Shed (Lyric only) When at s*it away stadiums	131	5.0
93	The Referre's A W*nker (Lyric only) When we are robbed	131	Rate it
94	Diver Ronaldo (Lyric only) Ronaldo chant from Chelsea	131	5.0
95	We'll Never Play You Again (Lyric only) Chelsea singing to Fulham	130	Rate it
96	Riley Your A C*nt! (Lyric only) Chelsea vent their anger at the referee	127	5.0
97	Sh*t Ground Sh*t Fans (Lyric only) When we venture to a hole in the ground	127	5.0
98	What The F**King Hell Is That (Lyric only) Sung at anyone who f**ks up!!!!!	126	Rate it
99	F*ck Em All (Lyric only) F*ck em all	126	Rate it
100	You're Not Fit To Referre (Lyric only) Mike Riley anyone?	125	Rate it

101	No Noise From The Pizza Boys (Lyric only) Sung away to Juventus at the Stadio Olympiaco 2008	125	1.0
102	Its So Easy (Lyric only) sung at upton park where we beat the scum 4 ...	123	5.0
103	Its So Easy At The Lane (Lyric only) Song to our North London rivals	123	5.0
104	You Always Win F*ck All (Lyric only) To lower established teams	123	Rate it
105	Get To Work You Lazy T*at (Lyric only) When someone is not pulling their weight.	123	Rate it
106	Sacked In The Morning (Lyric only) When oppostion manager is on a poor run	123	Rate it
107	Sad Macken B***Ard (Lyric only) Well they did have that sh*t Keane managing them	122	Rate it
108	She Fell Over (Lyric only) When some little bitch dives or takes a dramatic tumble	122	Rate it
109	Is That All You Take Away (Lyric only) When fans bring f*ck all away supporters with them	121	Rate it
110	We Can See You Sneeking Out (Lyric only) Always a good day when this is song	120	5.0

111	You Live In A Hovel (Lyric only) Sung to hull fans away	120	Rate it
112	Feed The Geordies (Lyric only) Have not won much, have you?	119	Rate it
113	You're Not Famous Anymore (Lyric only) Sung by Chelsea FC fans to Nottingham Forest fans	118	5.0
114	You're S*it And You Know You Are (Lyric only) Tell it like it is	116	Rate it
115	You're Not Very Good (Lyric only) If you wanna be nice about it or near a ...	115	Rate it

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