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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
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| 1 |
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
Mr Liverpool? |
8,495 | ||
| 2 |
We Hate Tottenham
Sung to the scum |
3,961 | ||
| 3 |
Anfield Library
Shush, I'm trying to read... |
2,808 | Rate it | |
| 4 |
Dirty Northern Bast**ds
Filthy Northerners |
2,632 | Rate it | |
| 5 |
Are You Tottenham In Disguise
An insult to any team, sung when we're thrashing their ... |
2,546 | ||
| 6 |
Who's That Team
Another version of this lovely classic |
2,475 | ||
| 7 |
Where's Your Famous Atmosphere
Was sung at Anfield and at St James Park |
2,348 | Rate it | |
| 8 |
Stand Up If You Hate Tottenham
Well wot u waiting for |
2,265 | ||
| 9 |
Spurs Going Down
If only |
2,155 | ||
| 10 |
Cheat
Same old Tottenham always cheating |
2,038 | Rate it | |
| 11 |
Sit Down Shut Up
Telling the opposition |
1,794 | Rate it | |
| 12 |
We Can See You Sneaking Out
They think we can't see em sneaking off when their ... |
1,616 | Rate it | |
| 13 |
Your Support Is Sh*t
Terrible support wherever we go |
1,577 | Rate it | |
| 14 |
Have You Ever Seen Geordies Win The League
Never won division 1 or Premier League and never will |
1,572 | ||
| 15 |
We Forgot That You Were Here
So quiet we forgot they were there |
1,531 | ||
| 16 |
Who Are Ya?
Who are they again? |
1,530 | Rate it | |
| 17 |
Ryan Giggs
To the tune of Robin Hood |
914 | Rate it | |
| 18 |
Ronaldo S*** Bag
Ronaldo scumbag |
746 | Rate it | |
| 19 |
Bubbles Up Your Arse
To West Ham. |
693 | Rate it | |
| 20 |
I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles
To the sh*t in East London. |
689 | Rate it | |
| 21 |
Tottenham went to Rome
And it wasn't for the Champions League! |
641 | ||
| 22 |
One Man Went To Bed
He went for the football, honest guv. |
598 | ||
| 23 |
Can We Play You Every Week?
Sang when beating a team easily |
510 | Rate it | |
| 24 |
Ferguson Are You Listening
We'll be back! |
496 | Rate it | |
| 25 |
Can You Hear The Tottenham Sing?
Can you hear 'em? |
472 | Rate it | |
| 26 |
When I was just a little boy
What should I be? |
439 | Rate it | |
| 27 |
Can You Hear Us Scum?
When we're at Wembley etc. |
428 | Rate it | |
| 28 |
Cheerio!
When sending home the opponent |
423 | Rate it | |
| 29 |
Ever Seen Chelsea Play Like This?
Have you? Also sung to the England national team |
381 | Rate it | |
| 30 |
My Old Man
He know nuthin |
373 | Rate it | |
| 31 |
Do You Come From Manchester?
Or just from London? (To ManU.) |
372 | Rate it | |
| 32 |
Oh Ashley Cole
The Truth |
367 | Rate it | |
| 33 |
Rio Ferdinand Skank
Rio Ferdinand Diss-What a waste of money! |
361 | Rate it | |
| 34 |
Down With The Tottenham
I feel sorry for you |
357 | Rate it | |
| 35 |
F*ck Off Mourinho
Never forget. |
346 | Rate it | |
| 36 |
1-0 And You Still Don'T Sing!
Why don't you sing, now? |
339 | Rate it | |
| 37 |
He's Only A Poor Little Yiddo!
Same old Tott'nam |
335 | Rate it | |
| 38 |
Fuck Off The Press!
Funny variant. Hate the press, really... |
333 | Rate it | |
| 39 |
What Do We Think Of Tottenham
Shouldn't need to think too long |
323 | Rate it | |
| 40 |
Get Your Phones Out For Ashley
Get yer phones out! |
322 | Rate it | |
| 41 |
Tottenham fan on a string,
My favourite toy |
318 | Rate it | |
| 42 |
Have You Ever seen Tottenham Win The League
Not in my lifetime! |
313 | Rate it | |
| 43 |
Stamford Bridge Is Falling Down
One day. |
307 | Rate it | |
| 44 |
In Your Liverpool Slums
Poor scousers |
302 | Rate it | |
| 45 |
Titus Bramble Shagged Your Wife
Bramble + Sheryl... Poor old Cashley |
293 | Rate it | |
| 46 |
Stick The Blue Flag Up Your Arse
To the rent-boys at Chelski |
291 | Rate it | |
| 47 |
Nice One 'Harry
Celbrate Harry's new post at the Lane |
279 | Rate it | |
| 48 |
We're Not Homophobic
For Cashley |
273 | Rate it | |
| 49 |
Fat Boy, What'S The Score?
To Paul Robinson against Blackburn away |
273 | Rate it | |
| 50 |
Shit Club No History
Chelsea of course! |
272 | Rate it | |
| 51 |
Is It A Fire Drill?
Havin' a go at our own supporters, dissappearing in 75th ... |
263 | Rate it | |
| 52 |
Oh Manchester Is Full Of Sh*T
Thats true! |
256 | Rate it | |
| 53 |
Oh When The Spurs Go Marching Down!
Love this one! First sung at Upton Park. |
255 | Rate it | |
| 54 |
We'll Be Running Round Tottenham
Yiddos... |
254 | Rate it | |
| 55 |
Let's All Laugh At Tottenham!
Having a laugh |
252 | Rate it | |
| 56 |
Who's The W*nker In The Black?
Aha, the referee! |
250 | Rate it | |
| 57 |
The Tottenham Came In One By One
They all got done. |
238 | Rate it | |
| 58 |
Tottenham Run
Always running |
235 | Rate it | |
| 59 |
Running Round Chelsea
You'll never reach the Arsenal. |
235 | Rate it | |
| 60 |
Are you watching Tottenham?
Well? |
234 | Rate it | |
| 61 |
The Referee's A W*nker
As he usually is |
229 | Rate it | |
| 62 |
We had joy
& I thought Henry was fast |
228 | Rate it | |
| 63 |
Stand Up If You've Got A Job
Scousers, no job |
227 | Rate it | |
| 64 |
S**t Team In Fulham
one for Chelski |
226 | Rate it | |
| 65 |
Rent Boy
To Cashley or anyone else at Chelski |
224 | Rate it | |
| 66 |
Man United Won F*ck All
I remember a day in May 2005... |
224 | Rate it | |
| 67 |
70'000 Muppets!
At Old Trafford |
219 | Rate it | |
| 68 |
We'll Race You Back To London
To the cockney-mancs |
218 | Rate it | |
| 69 |
He's Only A Poor Little Scouser!
Same old scousers. |
217 | Rate it | |
| 70 |
Part-Time Supporters
Mostly for the mancs |
217 | Rate it | |
| 71 |
You won the league in black and white,
but recently...... |
208 | Rate it | |
| 72 |
We're Gonna Get Rid Of The Yids!
Get rid of them! |
208 | Rate it | |
| 73 |
Who Put The Ball In Tottenham's Net?
Another one for the scum |
208 | Rate it | |
| 74 |
That's Why You're Going Down
Can't wait to meet Spurs... |
206 | Rate it | |
| 75 |
We Hate Those Bastards In Claret And Blue!
To West Ham, also perfect for Villa. |
197 | Rate it | |
| 76 |
Where Were You When You Were Shit?
Sung previously to the Toon, then Chelsea & may City ... |
192 | Rate it | |
| 77 |
It's So Quiet At The Lane!
Shhhh.... |
189 | Rate it | |
| 78 |
ManUsa!
ManUSA... FA Cup 05, can still be sung. |
186 | Rate it | |
| 79 |
Reserves!
Even with the reserves..... |
179 | Rate it | |
| 80 |
All You Do Is Wash Your Hair
To the scousers |
179 | Rate it | |
| 81 |
Scum!
For Joey Barton |
178 | Rate it | |
| 82 |
We'll Sing Your Songs For You!
If you can't sing them on your own. |
178 | Rate it | |
| 83 |
Will You Ever Win The League?
Tottenham? |
175 | Rate it | |
| 84 |
71-2004 Arsenal won the league at White Hart Lane
Arsenal won the league at White Hart Lane |
170 | Rate it | |
| 85 |
You're Not Fit To Wipe My Arse!
Love this one! To Spurs etc. |
168 | Rate it | |
| 86 |
We'll Never Play You Again
For teams going down |
164 | Rate it | |
| 87 |
You Need More Foreigners
You really do! |
162 | Rate it | |
| 88 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You?
You're so quiet... |
161 | Rate it | |
| 89 |
What A Waste Of Money!
To Chelsea, Spurs etc. when they spend way to much ... |
158 | Rate it | |
| 90 |
Whereever You May Be
chelsea c*unt |
155 | Rate it | |
| 91 |
Tottenham Sing Us A Song!
A song please. |
154 | Rate it | |
| 92 |
You're Not Going Home (Scousers)
Coz the scousers have no home. |
149 | Rate it | |
| 93 |
Robbie Savage Is A W*nker
And he truly is. |
146 | Rate it | |
| 94 |
61 Never Again
Tottenham will never win the league again! |
146 | Rate it | |
| 95 |
Live Around The Corner
The mancs in London |
146 | Rate it | |
| 96 |
Robbo You're A C*nt!
Mrs Robinson |
144 | Rate it | |
| 97 |
You're Not Champions Anymore!
We f*cked you up! |
143 | Rate it | |
| 98 |
We Had Joy, We Had Fun
We had Tottenham on the run. |
143 | Rate it | |
| 99 |
Wanky Wanderes
Sung to Bolton all around the country. |
142 | Rate it | |
| 100 |
Sacked In The Morning
To every stinking manager |
140 | Rate it | |
| 101 |
You've Only Got One Song!
Can't you sing something else? |
140 | Rate it | |
| 102 |
2-0 And You Fucked It Up!
You f*cked it up again! |
139 | Rate it | |
| 103 |
Lousy Lousy Man. United
Sing when Arsenal face United |
139 | ||
| 104 |
One Job Between You
Nothing more, scousers. |
136 | Rate it | |
| 105 |
One Malcolm Glazer!
For Mr.United... lol |
134 | Rate it | |
| 106 |
It's All Gone Quiet Over There
Can not hear you anymore |
134 | Rate it | |
| 107 |
We're In Europe!
You're not. |
129 | Rate it | |
| 108 |
What's It Like To Follow Sh*t?
How is it like? |
127 | Rate it | |
| 109 |
You're S*it And You Know You Are!
You're s*it! |
126 | Rate it | |
| 110 |
What's It Like To Have No Fans?
How is it? |
125 | Rate it | |
| 111 |
What's It Like To See A Crowd?
Must be really weird... |
125 | Rate it | |
| 112 |
You're Gonna Win F*ck All!
Win? Haha! |
125 | Rate it | |
| 113 |
You're Not Fit To Referee!
To the ref. |
125 | Rate it | |
| 114 |
You're Supposed To Be At Home
You shouldn't be here. |
125 | Rate it | |
| 115 |
You're Scum And You Know You Are!
You're scum! |
124 | Rate it | |
| 116 |
Oh This Is So F*cking Easy!
To easy for The Arsenal, I'm sorry... |
124 | Rate it | |
| 117 |
What's It Like To Have No Fans?
Sung to their 11 players and their manager;) |
123 | Rate it | |
| 118 |
Who The F*cking Hell Are You?
Who??? |
122 | Rate it | |
| 119 |
We Hate Nottingham Forest
We hate 'em all! |
122 | Rate it | |
| 120 |
You're Not Very Good
You're sh*it! |
120 | Rate it | |
| 121 |
It's Like A Morgue In Here!
Unbelievable quiet. |
119 | Rate it | |
| 122 |
You'll Never Get A Job
Sing when Arsenal face Liverpool. Scousers... |
97 | ||
| 123 |
Its Adebayors
Its not Cashleys, Its Ade's! |
78 | Rate it | |
| 124 |
You Might Aswell Sign On!
To Liverpool! |
40 | Rate it | |
| 125 |
F*ck Off Boro
Sung At Middlesborough. When They Sing Come On Boro |
14 | Rate it | |
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