Chant		Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	We Hate Tottenham Sung to the scum	11,159	5.0
2	Steve Gerrard, Gerrard Mr Liverpool?	10,492	5.0
3	Who's That Team Another version of this lovely classic	5,337	4.8
4	Anfield Library Shush, I'm trying to read...	4,055	5.0
5	Are You Tottenham In Disguise An insult to any team, sung when we're thrashing their ...	4,032	5.0
6	Where's Your Famous Atmosphere Was sung at Anfield and at St James Park	3,595	4.5
7	Stand Up If You Hate Tottenham Well wot u waiting for	3,537	4.8
8	Get a Job Arsenal sing this to most Northerners, lazy b*stards	3,440	5.0
9	You Might Aswell Sign On!!! song to liverpool at anfield	3,056	1.0
10	Sit Down Shut Up Telling the opposition	3,007	5.0

11	Dirty Northern Bast**ds Filthy Northerners	2,974	3.0
12	We Can See You Sneaking Out They think we can't see em sneaking off when their ...	2,576	Rate it
13	Who Are Ya Who the ffing ell are you (Ed: Get this chant ...	2,438	5.0
14	Spurs Going Down If only	2,422	5.0
15	Your Support Is Sh*t Terrible support wherever we go	2,404	4.33333
16	We Forgot That You Were Here So quiet we forgot they were there	2,281	5.0
17	Shall We Sing A Song For You? You're so quiet...	2,261	Rate it
18	Cheat Same old Tottenham always cheating	2,156	Rate it
19	It's All Gone Quiet Over There Can not hear you anymore	2,034	Rate it
20	Have You Ever Seen Geordies Win The League Never won division 1 or Premier League and never will	1,831	5.0

21	Same Old Boro Sung to Middlesbrough, cheating Northerners	1,658	Rate it
22	Adebayor Money Chant (Lyric only) Another Ashley COle	2,196	4.0
23	F**K Off Chelsea Fc (Lyric only) Up The Gunners	1,572	5.0
24	Cheryl Is A Whore (Lyric only) Funny song avin a go at Ashley	1,117	Rate it
25	I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles (Lyric only) To the sh*t in East London.	950	5.0
26	Ryan Giggs (Lyric only) To the tune of Robin Hood	939	Rate it
27	Tottenham went to Rome (Lyric only) And it wasn't for the Champions League!	781	5.0
28	Tevez (Lyric only) ugly bumhole	780	Rate it
29	We'll Be Running Round Tottenham (Lyric only) Yiddos...	651	Rate it
30	One Man Went To Bed (Lyric only) He went for the football, honest guv.	606	5.0

31	Chelsea, Wherever You May Be (Lyric only) Sung to Chelsea	595	Rate it
32	70'000 Muppets! (Lyric only) At Old Trafford	587	Rate it
33	Stamford Bridge Is Falling Down (Lyric only) One day.	584	Rate it
34	Premier League? (Lyric only) Arsenal fans at Anfield	534	Rate it
35	Oh Ashley Cole (Lyric only) The Truth	512	Rate it
36	Do You Come From Manchester? (Lyric only) Or just from London? (To ManU.)	490	Rate it
37	In Your Liverpool Slums (Lyric only) Poor scousers	472	Rate it
38	Bubbles Up Your Arse (Lyric only) To West Ham.	438	5.0
39	My Old Man (Lyric only) He know nuthin	425	Rate it
40	Where Were You When You Were Sh*t? (Lyric only) Sung previously to the Toon, then Chelsea & may City ...	408	Rate it

41	1-0 And You Still Don'T Sing! (Lyric only) Why don't you sing, now?	403	Rate it
42	One Malcolm Glazer! (Lyric only) For Mr.United... lol	397	Rate it
43	Stick The Blue Flag Up Your Arse (Lyric only) To the rent-boys at Chelski	377	Rate it
44	Titus Bramble Shagged Your Wife (Lyric only) Bramble + Sheryl... Poor old Cashley	370	Rate it
45	Tottenham fan on a string, (Lyric only) My favourite toy	362	5.0
46	We Hate You Manu (Lyric only) We hate Man U	338	3.0
47	Who Put The Ball In Tottenham's Net? (Lyric only) Another one for the scum	337	Rate it
48	Oh Manchester Is Full Of Sh*T (Lyric only) Thats true!	327	Rate it
49	Rio Ferdinand Skank (Lyric only) Rio Ferdinand Diss-What a waste of money!	325	Rate it
50	We Hate... (Lyric only) But Arsenal we love you!	319	Rate it

51	Sh*t Club No History (Lyric only) Chelsea of course!	315	Rate it
52	We're Not Homophobic (Lyric only) For Cashley	307	Rate it
53	Oh When The Spurs Go Marching Down! (Lyric only) Love this one! First sung at Upton Park.	305	Rate it
54	If You Hate Phil Brown Stand Up (Lyric only) funny	299	Rate it
55	Poor Old Peter Crouch (Lyric only) Gippin Crouchy	289	Rate it
56	Ferguson Are You Listening (Lyric only) We'll be back!	286	Rate it
57	We Hate Those B*stards In Claret And Blue! (Lyric only) To West Ham, also perfect for Villa.	265	Rate it
58	Sacked In The Morning (Lyric only) To every stinking manager	256	Rate it
59	What Do We Think Of Tottenham (Lyric only) Shouldn't need to think too long	249	5.0
60	Steve Gerrard, Gerrard (Lyric only) hahahah (Ed: This chant barely got through and by no ...	247	Rate it

61	We had joy (Lyric only) & I thought Henry was fast	246	Rate it
62	Have You Ever seen Tottenham Win The League (Lyric only) Not in my lifetime!	224	Rate it
63	Man United Won F*ck All (Lyric only) I remember a day in May 2005...	224	Rate it
64	2-0 And You F*cked It Up! (Lyric only) You f*cked it up again!	223	Rate it
65	You won the league in black and white, (Lyric only) but recently......	219	Rate it
66	Spurs Go Marching Down (Lyric only) Spurs are going down	218	Rate it
67	Can You Hear The Tottenham Sing? (Lyric only) Can you hear 'em?	217	Rate it
68	The Tottenham Came In One By One (Lyric only) They all got done.	212	Rate it
69	Are you watching Tottenham? (Lyric only) Well?	207	Rate it
70	Ever Seen Chelsea Play Like This? (Lyric only) Have you? Also sung to the England national team	198	Rate it

71	You're Not Fit To Wipe My Arse! (Lyric only) Love this one! To Spurs etc.	198	Rate it
72	That Boy Ronaldo (Lyric only) The real Ronaldo	190	Rate it
73	When I was just a little boy (Lyric only) What should I be?	184	Rate it
74	He's Only A Poor Little Yiddo! (Lyric only) Same old Tott'nam	183	Rate it
75	61 Never Again (Lyric only) Tottenham will never win the league again!	183	Rate it
76	Whereever You May Be (Lyric only) chelsea c*unt	183	Rate it
77	Wanky Wanderers (Lyric only) Sung to Bolton all around the country.	177	Rate it
78	Running Round Chelsea (Lyric only) You'll never reach the Arsenal.	176	Rate it
79	We're Gonna Get Rid Of The Yids! (Lyric only) Get rid of them!	173	Rate it
80	Get Your Phones Out For Ashley (Lyric only) Get yer phones out!	173	Rate it

81	Tottenham Run (Lyric only) Always running	168	Rate it
82	71-2004 Arsenal won the league at White Hart Lane (Lyric only) Arsenal won the league at White Hart Lane	166	Rate it
83	Scum! (Lyric only) For Joey Barton	165	Rate it
84	Rent Boy (Lyric only) To Cashley or anyone else at Chelski	163	Rate it
85	Is It A Fire Drill? (Lyric only) Havin' a go at our own supporters, dissappearing in 75th ...	163	Rate it
86	What's It Like To See A Crowd? (Lyric only) Must be really weird...	162	Rate it
87	Ronaldo S*** Bag (Lyric only) Ronaldo scumbag	161	Rate it
88	Cheerio! (Lyric only) When sending home the opponent	161	Rate it
89	He's Only A Poor Little Scouser! (Lyric only) Same old scousers.	161	Rate it
90	Let's All Laugh At Tottenham! (Lyric only) Having a laugh	160	Rate it

91	ManUsa! (Lyric only) ManUSA... FA Cup 05, can still be sung.	156	Rate it
92	F*ck Off Mourinho (Lyric only) Never forget.	152	Rate it
93	Live Around The Corner (Lyric only) The mancs in London	151	Rate it
94	Robbie Savage Is A W*nker (Lyric only) And he truly is.	149	Rate it
95	That's Why You're Going Down (Lyric only) Can't wait to meet Spurs...	148	Rate it
96	You've Only Got One Song! (Lyric only) Can't you sing something else?	148	Rate it
97	Down With The Tottenham (Lyric only) I feel sorry for you	147	Rate it
98	S**t Team In Fulham (Lyric only) one for Chelski	146	Rate it
99	We Had Joy, We Had Fun (Lyric only) We had Tottenham on the run.	146	Rate it
100	Part-Time Supporters (Lyric only) Mostly for the mancs	144	Rate it

101	Tottenham Sing Us A Song! (Lyric only) A song please.	141	Rate it
102	We'll Race You Back To London (Lyric only) To the cockney-mancs	140	Rate it
103	We'll Never Play You Again (Lyric only) For teams going down	140	Rate it
104	Fat Boy, What'S The Score? (Lyric only) To Paul Robinson against Blackburn away	140	Rate it
105	The Referee's A W*nker (Lyric only) As he usually is	139	Rate it
106	What A Waste Of Money! (Lyric only) To Chelsea, Spurs etc. when they spend way to much ...	138	Rate it
107	You'll Never Play For England! (Lyric only) You're not good, man...	137	Rate it
108	Nice One 'Harry (Lyric only) Celbrate Harry's new post at the Lane	137	Rate it
109	What's It Like To Have No Fans? (Lyric only) How is it?	135	Rate it
110	You're Not Going Home (Scousers) (Lyric only) Coz the scousers have no home.	134	Rate it

111	F*ck Off The Press! (Lyric only) Funny variant. Hate the press, really...	133	Rate it
112	Will You Ever Win The League? (Lyric only) Tottenham?	132	Rate it
113	Oh This Is So F*cking Easy! (Lyric only) To easy for The Arsenal, I'm sorry...	132	Rate it
114	You're Not Fit To Referee! (Lyric only) To the ref.	132	Rate it
115	Can We Play You Every Week? (Lyric only) Sang when beating a team easily	131	Rate it
116	You Need More Foreigners (Lyric only) You really do!	131	Rate it
117	Robbo You're A C*nt! (Lyric only) Mrs Robinson	130	Rate it
118	It's So Quiet At The Lane! (Lyric only) Shhhh....	129	Rate it
119	You're Just A S**t Club In Scotland (Lyric only) sung at Hull City fans at the FA cup Quarter ...	129	Rate it
120	Can You Hear Us Scum? (Lyric only) When we're at Wembley etc.	128	Rate it

121	We Hate Nottingham Forest (Lyric only) We hate 'em all!	128	Rate it
122	One Job Between You (Lyric only) Nothing more, scousers.	128	Rate it
123	We're In Europe! (Lyric only) You're not.	128	Rate it
124	What's It Like To Have No Fans? (Lyric only) Sung to their 11 players and their manager;)	128	Rate it
125	Stand Up If You've Got A Job (Lyric only) Scousers, no job	127	Rate it
126	All You Do Is Wash Your Hair (Lyric only) To the scousers	127	Rate it
127	It's Like A Morgue In Here! (Lyric only) Unbelievable quiet.	127	Rate it
128	What's It Like To Follow Sh*t? (Lyric only) How is it like?	127	Rate it
129	Reserves! (Lyric only) Even with the reserves.....	126	Rate it
130	You're Supposed To Be At Home (Lyric only) You shouldn't be here.	126	Rate it

131	Who The F*cking Hell Are You? (Lyric only) Who???	125	Rate it
132	We'll Sing Your Songs For You! (Lyric only) If you can't sing them on your own.	125	Rate it
133	You're Gonna Win F*ck All! (Lyric only) Win? Haha!	125	Rate it
134	You're Not Champions Anymore! (Lyric only) We f*cked you up!	124	5.0
135	You're S*it And You Know You Are! (Lyric only) You're s*it!	124	Rate it
136	You Might Aswell Sign On! (Lyric only) To Liverpool!	124	Rate it
137	Who's The W*nker In The Black? (Lyric only) Aha, the referee!	124	Rate it
138	You're Scum And You Know You Are! (Lyric only) You're scum!	123	Rate it
139	You're Not Very Good (Lyric only) You're sh*it!	123	Rate it
140	F*ck Off Boro (Lyric only) Sung At Middlesborough. When They Sing Come On Boro	121	Rate it

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