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Chant Views
(90 day)
Pie Rating
1 Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
Mr Liverpool?
8,495
5.0
2 We Hate Tottenham
Sung to the scum
3,961
5.0
3 Anfield Library
Shush, I'm trying to read...
2,808 Rate it
4 Dirty Northern Bast**ds
Filthy Northerners
2,632 Rate it
5 Are You Tottenham In Disguise
An insult to any team, sung when we're thrashing their ...
2,546
5.0
6 Who's That Team
Another version of this lovely classic
2,475
4.5
7 Where's Your Famous Atmosphere
Was sung at Anfield and at St James Park
2,348 Rate it
8 Stand Up If You Hate Tottenham
Well wot u waiting for
2,265
5.0
9 Spurs Going Down
If only
2,155
5.0
10 Cheat
Same old Tottenham always cheating
2,038 Rate it
11 Sit Down Shut Up
Telling the opposition
1,794 Rate it
12 We Can See You Sneaking Out
They think we can't see em sneaking off when their ...
1,616 Rate it
13 Your Support Is Sh*t
Terrible support wherever we go
1,577 Rate it
14 Have You Ever Seen Geordies Win The League
Never won division 1 or Premier League and never will
1,572
5.0
15 We Forgot That You Were Here
So quiet we forgot they were there
1,531
5.0
16 Who Are Ya?
Who are they again?
1,530 Rate it
17 Ryan Giggs
To the tune of Robin Hood
914 Rate it
18 Ronaldo S*** Bag
Ronaldo scumbag
746 Rate it
19 New Chant Bubbles Up Your Arse
To West Ham.
693 Rate it
20 New Chant I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles
To the sh*t in East London.
689 Rate it
21 Tottenham went to Rome
And it wasn't for the Champions League!
641
5.0
22 One Man Went To Bed
He went for the football, honest guv.
598
5.0
23 New Chant Can We Play You Every Week?
Sang when beating a team easily
510 Rate it
24 Ferguson Are You Listening
We'll be back!
496 Rate it
25 New Chant Can You Hear The Tottenham Sing?
Can you hear 'em?
472 Rate it
26 When I was just a little boy
What should I be?
439 Rate it
27 New Chant Can You Hear Us Scum?
When we're at Wembley etc.
428 Rate it
28 Cheerio!
When sending home the opponent
423 Rate it
29 Ever Seen Chelsea Play Like This?
Have you? Also sung to the England national team
381 Rate it
30 My Old Man
He know nuthin
373 Rate it
31 New Chant Do You Come From Manchester?
Or just from London? (To ManU.)
372 Rate it
32 Oh Ashley Cole
The Truth
367 Rate it
33 Rio Ferdinand Skank
Rio Ferdinand Diss-What a waste of money!
361 Rate it
34 Down With The Tottenham
I feel sorry for you
357 Rate it
35 F*ck Off Mourinho
Never forget.
346 Rate it
36 1-0 And You Still Don'T Sing!
Why don't you sing, now?
339 Rate it
37 He's Only A Poor Little Yiddo!
Same old Tott'nam
335 Rate it
38 Fuck Off The Press!
Funny variant. Hate the press, really...
333 Rate it
39 What Do We Think Of Tottenham
Shouldn't need to think too long
323 Rate it
40 Get Your Phones Out For Ashley
Get yer phones out!
322 Rate it
41 Tottenham fan on a string,
My favourite toy
318 Rate it
42 Have You Ever seen Tottenham Win The League
Not in my lifetime!
313 Rate it
43 Stamford Bridge Is Falling Down
One day.
307 Rate it
44 New Chant In Your Liverpool Slums
Poor scousers
302 Rate it
45 Titus Bramble Shagged Your Wife
Bramble + Sheryl... Poor old Cashley
293 Rate it
46 New Chant Stick The Blue Flag Up Your Arse
To the rent-boys at Chelski
291 Rate it
47 New Chant Nice One 'Harry
Celbrate Harry's new post at the Lane
279 Rate it
48 We're Not Homophobic
For Cashley
273 Rate it
49 New Chant Fat Boy, What'S The Score?
To Paul Robinson against Blackburn away
273 Rate it
50 Shit Club No History
Chelsea of course!
272 Rate it
51 New Chant Is It A Fire Drill?
Havin' a go at our own supporters, dissappearing in 75th ...
263 Rate it
52 Oh Manchester Is Full Of Sh*T
Thats true!
256 Rate it
53 New Chant Oh When The Spurs Go Marching Down!
Love this one! First sung at Upton Park.
255 Rate it
54 We'll Be Running Round Tottenham
Yiddos...
254 Rate it
55 Let's All Laugh At Tottenham!
Having a laugh
252 Rate it
56 New Chant Who's The W*nker In The Black?
Aha, the referee!
250 Rate it
57 New Chant The Tottenham Came In One By One
They all got done.
238 Rate it
58 Tottenham Run
Always running
235 Rate it
59 Running Round Chelsea
You'll never reach the Arsenal.
235 Rate it
60 Are you watching Tottenham?
Well?
234 Rate it
61 The Referee's A W*nker
As he usually is
229 Rate it
62 We had joy
& I thought Henry was fast
228 Rate it
63 Stand Up If You've Got A Job
Scousers, no job
227 Rate it
64 S**t Team In Fulham
one for Chelski
226 Rate it
65 Rent Boy
To Cashley or anyone else at Chelski
224 Rate it
66 Man United Won F*ck All
I remember a day in May 2005...
224 Rate it
67 New Chant 70'000 Muppets!
At Old Trafford
219 Rate it
68 We'll Race You Back To London
To the cockney-mancs
218 Rate it
69 New Chant He's Only A Poor Little Scouser!
Same old scousers.
217 Rate it
70 New Chant Part-Time Supporters
Mostly for the mancs
217 Rate it
71 You won the league in black and white,
but recently......
208 Rate it
72 We're Gonna Get Rid Of The Yids!
Get rid of them!
208 Rate it
73 Who Put The Ball In Tottenham's Net?
Another one for the scum
208 Rate it
74 That's Why You're Going Down
Can't wait to meet Spurs...
206 Rate it
75 New Chant We Hate Those Bastards In Claret And Blue!
To West Ham, also perfect for Villa.
197 Rate it
76 Where Were You When You Were Shit?
Sung previously to the Toon, then Chelsea & may City ...
192 Rate it
77 It's So Quiet At The Lane!
Shhhh....
189 Rate it
78 ManUsa!
ManUSA... FA Cup 05, can still be sung.
186 Rate it
79 Reserves!
Even with the reserves.....
179 Rate it
80 New Chant All You Do Is Wash Your Hair
To the scousers
179 Rate it
81 Scum!
For Joey Barton
178 Rate it
82 New Chant We'll Sing Your Songs For You!
If you can't sing them on your own.
178 Rate it
83 New Chant Will You Ever Win The League?
Tottenham?
175 Rate it
84 71-2004 Arsenal won the league at White Hart Lane
Arsenal won the league at White Hart Lane
170 Rate it
85 New Chant You're Not Fit To Wipe My Arse!
Love this one! To Spurs etc.
168 Rate it
86 New Chant We'll Never Play You Again
For teams going down
164 Rate it
87 New Chant You Need More Foreigners
You really do!
162 Rate it
88 Shall We Sing A Song For You?
You're so quiet...
161 Rate it
89 New Chant What A Waste Of Money!
To Chelsea, Spurs etc. when they spend way to much ...
158 Rate it
90 New Chant Whereever You May Be
chelsea c*unt
155 Rate it
91 New Chant Tottenham Sing Us A Song!
A song please.
154 Rate it
92 New Chant You're Not Going Home (Scousers)
Coz the scousers have no home.
149 Rate it
93 Robbie Savage Is A W*nker
And he truly is.
146 Rate it
94 61 Never Again
Tottenham will never win the league again!
146 Rate it
95 New Chant Live Around The Corner
The mancs in London
146 Rate it
96 Robbo You're A C*nt!
Mrs Robinson
144 Rate it
97 You're Not Champions Anymore!
We f*cked you up!
143 Rate it
98 New Chant We Had Joy, We Had Fun
We had Tottenham on the run.
143 Rate it
99 New Chant Wanky Wanderes
Sung to Bolton all around the country.
142 Rate it
100 Sacked In The Morning
To every stinking manager
140 Rate it
101 New Chant You've Only Got One Song!
Can't you sing something else?
140 Rate it
102 2-0 And You Fucked It Up!
You f*cked it up again!
139 Rate it
103 New Chant Lousy Lousy Man. United
Sing when Arsenal face United
139
5.0
104 New Chant One Job Between You
Nothing more, scousers.
136 Rate it
105 One Malcolm Glazer!
For Mr.United... lol
134 Rate it
106 New Chant It's All Gone Quiet Over There
Can not hear you anymore
134 Rate it
107 New Chant We're In Europe!
You're not.
129 Rate it
108 New Chant What's It Like To Follow Sh*t?
How is it like?
127 Rate it
109 You're S*it And You Know You Are!
You're s*it!
126 Rate it
110 New Chant What's It Like To Have No Fans?
How is it?
125 Rate it
111 New Chant What's It Like To See A Crowd?
Must be really weird...
125 Rate it
112 New Chant You're Gonna Win F*ck All!
Win? Haha!
125 Rate it
113 New Chant You're Not Fit To Referee!
To the ref.
125 Rate it
114 New Chant You're Supposed To Be At Home
You shouldn't be here.
125 Rate it
115 You're Scum And You Know You Are!
You're scum!
124 Rate it
116 New Chant Oh This Is So F*cking Easy!
To easy for The Arsenal, I'm sorry...
124 Rate it
117 New Chant What's It Like To Have No Fans?
Sung to their 11 players and their manager;)
123 Rate it
118 Who The F*cking Hell Are You?
Who???
122 Rate it
119 New Chant We Hate Nottingham Forest
We hate 'em all!
122 Rate it
120 New Chant You're Not Very Good
You're sh*it!
120 Rate it
121 New Chant It's Like A Morgue In Here!
Unbelievable quiet.
119 Rate it
122 New Chant You'll Never Get A Job
Sing when Arsenal face Liverpool. Scousers...
97
5.0
123 New Chant Its Adebayors
Its not Cashleys, Its Ade's!
78 Rate it
124 You Might Aswell Sign On!
To Liverpool!
40 Rate it
125 New Chant F*ck Off Boro
Sung At Middlesborough. When They Sing Come On Boro
14 Rate it

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