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| Chant | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
We Hate Tottenham
Sung to the scum |
11,159 | ||
| 2 |
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
Mr Liverpool? |
10,492 | ||
| 3 |
Who's That Team
Another version of this lovely classic |
5,337 | ||
| 4 |
Anfield Library
Shush, I'm trying to read... |
4,055 | ||
| 5 |
Are You Tottenham In Disguise
An insult to any team, sung when we're thrashing their ... |
4,032 | ||
| 6 |
Where's Your Famous Atmosphere
Was sung at Anfield and at St James Park |
3,595 | ||
| 7 |
Stand Up If You Hate Tottenham
Well wot u waiting for |
3,537 | ||
| 8 |
Get a Job
Arsenal sing this to most Northerners, lazy b*stards |
3,440 | ||
| 9 |
You Might Aswell Sign On!!!
song to liverpool at anfield |
3,056 | ||
| 10 |
Sit Down Shut Up
Telling the opposition |
3,007 | ||
| 11 |
Dirty Northern Bast**ds
Filthy Northerners |
2,974 | ||
| 12 |
We Can See You Sneaking Out
They think we can't see em sneaking off when their ... |
2,576 | Rate it | |
| 13 |
Who Are Ya
Who the ffing ell are you (Ed: Get this chant ... |
2,438 | ||
| 14 |
Spurs Going Down
If only |
2,422 | ||
| 15 |
Your Support Is Sh*t
Terrible support wherever we go |
2,404 | ||
| 16 |
We Forgot That You Were Here
So quiet we forgot they were there |
2,281 | ||
| 17 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You?
You're so quiet... |
2,261 | Rate it | |
| 18 |
Cheat
Same old Tottenham always cheating |
2,156 | Rate it | |
| 19 |
It's All Gone Quiet Over There
Can not hear you anymore |
2,034 | Rate it | |
| 20 |
Have You Ever Seen Geordies Win The League
Never won division 1 or Premier League and never will |
1,831 | ||
| 21 |
Same Old Boro
Sung to Middlesbrough, cheating Northerners |
1,658 | Rate it | |
| 22 |
Adebayor Money Chant (Lyric only)
Another Ashley COle |
2,196 | ||
| 23 |
F**K Off Chelsea Fc (Lyric only)
Up The Gunners |
1,572 | ||
| 24 |
Cheryl Is A Whore (Lyric only)
Funny song avin a go at Ashley |
1,117 | Rate it | |
| 25 |
I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles (Lyric only)
To the sh*t in East London. |
950 | ||
| 26 |
Ryan Giggs (Lyric only)
To the tune of Robin Hood |
939 | Rate it | |
| 27 |
Tottenham went to Rome (Lyric only)
And it wasn't for the Champions League! |
781 | ||
| 28 |
Tevez (Lyric only)
ugly bumhole |
780 | Rate it | |
| 29 |
We'll Be Running Round Tottenham (Lyric only)
Yiddos... |
651 | Rate it | |
| 30 |
One Man Went To Bed (Lyric only)
He went for the football, honest guv. |
606 | ||
| 31 |
Chelsea, Wherever You May Be (Lyric only)
Sung to Chelsea |
595 | Rate it | |
| 32 |
70'000 Muppets! (Lyric only)
At Old Trafford |
587 | Rate it | |
| 33 |
Stamford Bridge Is Falling Down (Lyric only)
One day. |
584 | Rate it | |
| 34 |
Premier League? (Lyric only)
Arsenal fans at Anfield |
534 | Rate it | |
| 35 |
Oh Ashley Cole (Lyric only)
The Truth |
512 | Rate it | |
| 36 |
Do You Come From Manchester? (Lyric only)
Or just from London? (To ManU.) |
490 | Rate it | |
| 37 |
In Your Liverpool Slums (Lyric only)
Poor scousers |
472 | Rate it | |
| 38 |
Bubbles Up Your Arse (Lyric only)
To West Ham. |
438 | ||
| 39 |
My Old Man (Lyric only)
He know nuthin |
425 | Rate it | |
| 40 |
Where Were You When You Were Sh*t? (Lyric only)
Sung previously to the Toon, then Chelsea & may City ... |
408 | Rate it | |
| 41 |
1-0 And You Still Don'T Sing! (Lyric only)
Why don't you sing, now? |
403 | Rate it | |
| 42 |
One Malcolm Glazer! (Lyric only)
For Mr.United... lol |
397 | Rate it | |
| 43 |
Stick The Blue Flag Up Your Arse (Lyric only)
To the rent-boys at Chelski |
377 | Rate it | |
| 44 |
Titus Bramble Shagged Your Wife (Lyric only)
Bramble + Sheryl... Poor old Cashley |
370 | Rate it | |
| 45 |
Tottenham fan on a string, (Lyric only)
My favourite toy |
362 | ||
| 46 |
We Hate You Manu (Lyric only)
We hate Man U |
338 | ||
| 47 |
Who Put The Ball In Tottenham's Net? (Lyric only)
Another one for the scum |
337 | Rate it | |
| 48 |
Oh Manchester Is Full Of Sh*T (Lyric only)
Thats true! |
327 | Rate it | |
| 49 |
Rio Ferdinand Skank (Lyric only)
Rio Ferdinand Diss-What a waste of money! |
325 | Rate it | |
| 50 |
We Hate... (Lyric only)
But Arsenal we love you! |
319 | Rate it | |
| 51 |
Sh*t Club No History (Lyric only)
Chelsea of course! |
315 | Rate it | |
| 52 |
We're Not Homophobic (Lyric only)
For Cashley |
307 | Rate it | |
| 53 |
Oh When The Spurs Go Marching Down! (Lyric only)
Love this one! First sung at Upton Park. |
305 | Rate it | |
| 54 |
If You Hate Phil Brown Stand Up (Lyric only)
funny |
299 | Rate it | |
| 55 |
Poor Old Peter Crouch (Lyric only)
Gippin Crouchy |
289 | Rate it | |
| 56 |
Ferguson Are You Listening (Lyric only)
We'll be back! |
286 | Rate it | |
| 57 |
We Hate Those B*stards In Claret And Blue! (Lyric only)
To West Ham, also perfect for Villa. |
265 | Rate it | |
| 58 |
Sacked In The Morning (Lyric only)
To every stinking manager |
256 | Rate it | |
| 59 |
What Do We Think Of Tottenham (Lyric only)
Shouldn't need to think too long |
249 | ||
| 60 |
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard (Lyric only)
hahahah (Ed: This chant barely got through and by no ... |
247 | Rate it | |
| 61 |
We had joy (Lyric only)
& I thought Henry was fast |
246 | Rate it | |
| 62 |
Have You Ever seen Tottenham Win The League (Lyric only)
Not in my lifetime! |
224 | Rate it | |
| 63 |
Man United Won F*ck All (Lyric only)
I remember a day in May 2005... |
224 | Rate it | |
| 64 |
2-0 And You F*cked It Up! (Lyric only)
You f*cked it up again! |
223 | Rate it | |
| 65 |
You won the league in black and white, (Lyric only)
but recently...... |
219 | Rate it | |
| 66 |
Spurs Go Marching Down (Lyric only)
Spurs are going down |
218 | Rate it | |
| 67 |
Can You Hear The Tottenham Sing? (Lyric only)
Can you hear 'em? |
217 | Rate it | |
| 68 |
The Tottenham Came In One By One (Lyric only)
They all got done. |
212 | Rate it | |
| 69 |
Are you watching Tottenham? (Lyric only)
Well? |
207 | Rate it | |
| 70 |
Ever Seen Chelsea Play Like This? (Lyric only)
Have you? Also sung to the England national team |
198 | Rate it | |
| 71 |
You're Not Fit To Wipe My Arse! (Lyric only)
Love this one! To Spurs etc. |
198 | Rate it | |
| 72 |
That Boy Ronaldo (Lyric only)
The real Ronaldo |
190 | Rate it | |
| 73 |
When I was just a little boy (Lyric only)
What should I be? |
184 | Rate it | |
| 74 |
He's Only A Poor Little Yiddo! (Lyric only)
Same old Tott'nam |
183 | Rate it | |
| 75 |
61 Never Again (Lyric only)
Tottenham will never win the league again! |
183 | Rate it | |
| 76 |
Whereever You May Be (Lyric only)
chelsea c*unt |
183 | Rate it | |
| 77 |
Wanky Wanderers (Lyric only)
Sung to Bolton all around the country. |
177 | Rate it | |
| 78 |
Running Round Chelsea (Lyric only)
You'll never reach the Arsenal. |
176 | Rate it | |
| 79 |
We're Gonna Get Rid Of The Yids! (Lyric only)
Get rid of them! |
173 | Rate it | |
| 80 |
Get Your Phones Out For Ashley (Lyric only)
Get yer phones out! |
173 | Rate it | |
| 81 |
Tottenham Run (Lyric only)
Always running |
168 | Rate it | |
| 82 |
71-2004 Arsenal won the league at White Hart Lane (Lyric only)
Arsenal won the league at White Hart Lane |
166 | Rate it | |
| 83 |
Scum! (Lyric only)
For Joey Barton |
165 | Rate it | |
| 84 |
Rent Boy (Lyric only)
To Cashley or anyone else at Chelski |
163 | Rate it | |
| 85 |
Is It A Fire Drill? (Lyric only)
Havin' a go at our own supporters, dissappearing in 75th ... |
163 | Rate it | |
| 86 |
What's It Like To See A Crowd? (Lyric only)
Must be really weird... |
162 | Rate it | |
| 87 |
Ronaldo S*** Bag (Lyric only)
Ronaldo scumbag |
161 | Rate it | |
| 88 |
Cheerio! (Lyric only)
When sending home the opponent |
161 | Rate it | |
| 89 |
He's Only A Poor Little Scouser! (Lyric only)
Same old scousers. |
161 | Rate it | |
| 90 |
Let's All Laugh At Tottenham! (Lyric only)
Having a laugh |
160 | Rate it | |
| 91 |
ManUsa! (Lyric only)
ManUSA... FA Cup 05, can still be sung. |
156 | Rate it | |
| 92 |
F*ck Off Mourinho (Lyric only)
Never forget. |
152 | Rate it | |
| 93 |
Live Around The Corner (Lyric only)
The mancs in London |
151 | Rate it | |
| 94 |
Robbie Savage Is A W*nker (Lyric only)
And he truly is. |
149 | Rate it | |
| 95 |
That's Why You're Going Down (Lyric only)
Can't wait to meet Spurs... |
148 | Rate it | |
| 96 |
You've Only Got One Song! (Lyric only)
Can't you sing something else? |
148 | Rate it | |
| 97 |
Down With The Tottenham (Lyric only)
I feel sorry for you |
147 | Rate it | |
| 98 |
S**t Team In Fulham (Lyric only)
one for Chelski |
146 | Rate it | |
| 99 |
We Had Joy, We Had Fun (Lyric only)
We had Tottenham on the run. |
146 | Rate it | |
| 100 |
Part-Time Supporters (Lyric only)
Mostly for the mancs |
144 | Rate it | |
| 101 |
Tottenham Sing Us A Song! (Lyric only)
A song please. |
141 | Rate it | |
| 102 |
We'll Race You Back To London (Lyric only)
To the cockney-mancs |
140 | Rate it | |
| 103 |
We'll Never Play You Again (Lyric only)
For teams going down |
140 | Rate it | |
| 104 |
Fat Boy, What'S The Score? (Lyric only)
To Paul Robinson against Blackburn away |
140 | Rate it | |
| 105 |
The Referee's A W*nker (Lyric only)
As he usually is |
139 | Rate it | |
| 106 |
What A Waste Of Money! (Lyric only)
To Chelsea, Spurs etc. when they spend way to much ... |
138 | Rate it | |
| 107 |
You'll Never Play For England! (Lyric only)
You're not good, man... |
137 | Rate it | |
| 108 |
Nice One 'Harry (Lyric only)
Celbrate Harry's new post at the Lane |
137 | Rate it | |
| 109 |
What's It Like To Have No Fans? (Lyric only)
How is it? |
135 | Rate it | |
| 110 |
You're Not Going Home (Scousers) (Lyric only)
Coz the scousers have no home. |
134 | Rate it | |
| 111 |
F*ck Off The Press! (Lyric only)
Funny variant. Hate the press, really... |
133 | Rate it | |
| 112 |
Will You Ever Win The League? (Lyric only)
Tottenham? |
132 | Rate it | |
| 113 |
Oh This Is So F*cking Easy! (Lyric only)
To easy for The Arsenal, I'm sorry... |
132 | Rate it | |
| 114 |
You're Not Fit To Referee! (Lyric only)
To the ref. |
132 | Rate it | |
| 115 |
Can We Play You Every Week? (Lyric only)
Sang when beating a team easily |
131 | Rate it | |
| 116 |
You Need More Foreigners (Lyric only)
You really do! |
131 | Rate it | |
| 117 |
Robbo You're A C*nt! (Lyric only)
Mrs Robinson |
130 | Rate it | |
| 118 |
It's So Quiet At The Lane! (Lyric only)
Shhhh.... |
129 | Rate it | |
| 119 |
You're Just A S**t Club In Scotland (Lyric only)
sung at Hull City fans at the FA cup Quarter ... |
129 | Rate it | |
| 120 |
Can You Hear Us Scum? (Lyric only)
When we're at Wembley etc. |
128 | Rate it | |
| 121 |
We Hate Nottingham Forest (Lyric only)
We hate 'em all! |
128 | Rate it | |
| 122 |
One Job Between You (Lyric only)
Nothing more, scousers. |
128 | Rate it | |
| 123 |
We're In Europe! (Lyric only)
You're not. |
128 | Rate it | |
| 124 |
What's It Like To Have No Fans? (Lyric only)
Sung to their 11 players and their manager;) |
128 | Rate it | |
| 125 |
Stand Up If You've Got A Job (Lyric only)
Scousers, no job |
127 | Rate it | |
| 126 |
All You Do Is Wash Your Hair (Lyric only)
To the scousers |
127 | Rate it | |
| 127 |
It's Like A Morgue In Here! (Lyric only)
Unbelievable quiet. |
127 | Rate it | |
| 128 |
What's It Like To Follow Sh*t? (Lyric only)
How is it like? |
127 | Rate it | |
| 129 |
Reserves! (Lyric only)
Even with the reserves..... |
126 | Rate it | |
| 130 |
You're Supposed To Be At Home (Lyric only)
You shouldn't be here. |
126 | Rate it | |
| 131 |
Who The F*cking Hell Are You? (Lyric only)
Who??? |
125 | Rate it | |
| 132 |
We'll Sing Your Songs For You! (Lyric only)
If you can't sing them on your own. |
125 | Rate it | |
| 133 |
You're Gonna Win F*ck All! (Lyric only)
Win? Haha! |
125 | Rate it | |
| 134 |
You're Not Champions Anymore! (Lyric only)
We f*cked you up! |
124 | ||
| 135 |
You're S*it And You Know You Are! (Lyric only)
You're s*it! |
124 | Rate it | |
| 136 |
You Might Aswell Sign On! (Lyric only)
To Liverpool! |
124 | Rate it | |
| 137 |
Who's The W*nker In The Black? (Lyric only)
Aha, the referee! |
124 | Rate it | |
| 138 |
You're Scum And You Know You Are! (Lyric only)
You're scum! |
123 | Rate it | |
| 139 |
You're Not Very Good (Lyric only)
You're sh*it! |
123 | Rate it | |
| 140 |
F*ck Off Boro (Lyric only)
Sung At Middlesborough. When They Sing Come On Boro |
121 | Rate it | |
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funny
Premier League? (Lyric only)
Arsenal fans at Anfield
Tevez (Lyric only)
ugly bumhole
Adebayor Money Chant (Lyric only)
Another Ashley COle
We Hate... (Lyric only)
But Arsenal we love you!
| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 89 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 2 | 64 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 3 | 54 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 4 | 49 |
Fred Byrne Chelsea |
| 5 | 42 |
Joe Sully Millwall |
| 6 | 36 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 7 | 34 |
Ryan Stewart West Ham |
| 8 | 33 |
Rockin Robin Swindon Town |
| 9 | 32 |
James Winfield Chesterfield |
| 10 | 29 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 11 | 26 |
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| 12 | 25 |
Lewis Brooks Mansfield Town |
| 13 | 21 |
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| 14 | 19 |
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| 15 | 18 |
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