Chant		Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	We Hate Tottenham Sung to the scum	5,228	5.0
2	Steve Gerrard, Gerrard Mr Liverpool?	4,739	5.0
3	Who's That Team Another version of this lovely classic	2,311	4.83333
4	Stand Up If You Hate Tottenham Well wot u waiting for	1,918	4.83333
5	Are You Tottenham In Disguise An insult to any team, sung when we're thrashing their ...	1,690	5.0
6	Anfield Library Shush, I'm trying to read...	1,585	5.0
7	Where's Your Famous Atmosphere Was sung at Anfield and at St James Park	1,485	4.5
8	Get a Job Arsenal sing this to most Northerners, lazy b*stards	1,456	5.0
9	Sit Down Shut Up Telling the opposition	1,432	5.0
10	Dirty Northern Bast**ds Filthy Northerners	1,242	3.66667

11	Spurs Going Down If only	1,170	5.0
12	You Might Aswell Sign On!!! song to liverpool at anfield	1,141	1.0
13	Your Support Is Sh*t Terrible support wherever we go	1,135	4.5
14	Who Are Ya Who the ffing ell are you (Ed: Get this chant ...	1,125	5.0
15	We Can See You Sneaking Out They think we can't see em sneaking off when their ...	1,123	Rate it
16	We Forgot That You Were Here So quiet we forgot they were there	1,025	5.0
17	Cheat Same old Tottenham always cheating	1,003	Rate it
18	Shall We Sing A Song For You? You're so quiet...	1,003	Rate it
19	It's All Gone Quiet Over There Can not hear you anymore	948	Rate it
20	Have You Ever Seen Geordies Win The League Never won division 1 or Premier League and never will	823	5.0

21	Same Old Boro Sung to Middlesbrough, cheating Northerners	733	5.0
22	F**K Off Chelsea Fc (Lyric only) Up The Gunners	852	5.0
23	Adebayor Money Chant (Lyric only) Another Ashley COle	674	4.0
24	Cheryl Is A Whore (Lyric only) Funny song avin a go at Ashley	620	Rate it
25	We'll Be Running Round Tottenham (Lyric only) Yiddos...	538	Rate it
26	Ryan Giggs (Lyric only) To the tune of Robin Hood	499	Rate it
27	I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles (Lyric only) To the sh*t in East London.	441	5.0
28	Chelsea, Wherever You May Be (Lyric only) Sung to Chelsea	385	Rate it
29	Tottenham went to Rome (Lyric only) And it wasn't for the Champions League!	370	5.0
30	My Old Man (Lyric only) He know nuthin	362	Rate it

31	Dive Dive Drogba (Lyric only) sing to Drogba (and anyone else faking injury!) Lord of ...	342	Rate it
32	Poor Old Peter Crouch (Lyric only) Gippin Crouchy	336	Rate it
33	Stamford Bridge Is Falling Down (Lyric only) One day.	327	Rate it
34	One Man Went To Bed (Lyric only) He went for the football, honest guv.	324	5.0
35	Tevez (Lyric only) ugly bumhole	321	Rate it
36	Oh When The Spurs Go Marching Down! (Lyric only) Love this one! First sung at Upton Park.	317	Rate it
37	70'000 Muppets! (Lyric only) At Old Trafford	305	Rate it
38	Where Were You When You Were Sh*t? (Lyric only) Sung previously to the Toon, then Chelsea & may City ...	294	Rate it
39	Oh Ashley Cole (Lyric only) The Truth	291	Rate it
40	1-0 And You Still Don'T Sing! (Lyric only) Why don't you sing, now?	291	Rate it

41	Titus Bramble Shagged Your Wife (Lyric only) Bramble + Sheryl... Poor old Cashley	261	Rate it
42	Do You Come From Manchester? (Lyric only) Or just from London? (To ManU.)	255	Rate it
43	In Your Liverpool Slums (Lyric only) Poor scousers	252	Rate it
44	Sh*t Club No History (Lyric only) Chelsea of course!	243	Rate it
45	Stick The Blue Flag Up Your Arse (Lyric only) To the rent-boys at Chelski	234	Rate it
46	One Malcolm Glazer! (Lyric only) For Mr.United... lol	229	Rate it
47	What Do We Think Of Tottenham (Lyric only) Shouldn't need to think too long	216	5.0
48	He's Only A Poor Little Yiddo! (Lyric only) Same old Tott'nam	213	Rate it
49	We Hate You Manu (Lyric only) We hate Man U	212	3.0
50	We're Not Homophobic (Lyric only) For Cashley	206	Rate it

51	Tottenham fan on a string, (Lyric only) My favourite toy	205	5.0
52	When I was just a little boy (Lyric only) What should I be?	197	Rate it
53	Bubbles Up Your Arse (Lyric only) To West Ham.	197	5.0
54	You won the league in black and white, (Lyric only) but recently......	194	Rate it
55	Ferguson Are You Listening (Lyric only) We'll be back!	194	Rate it
56	61 Never Again (Lyric only) Tottenham will never win the league again!	194	Rate it
57	We Hate Those B*stards In Claret And Blue! (Lyric only) To West Ham, also perfect for Villa.	191	Rate it
58	We're Gonna Get Rid Of The Yids! (Lyric only) Get rid of them!	185	Rate it
59	Man United Won F*ck All (Lyric only) I remember a day in May 2005...	184	Rate it
60	Is It A Fire Drill? (Lyric only) Havin' a go at our own supporters, dissappearing in 75th ...	178	Rate it

61	We had joy (Lyric only) & I thought Henry was fast	177	Rate it
62	Cheerio! (Lyric only) When sending home the opponent	176	Rate it
63	Spurs Go Marching Down (Lyric only) Spurs are going down	174	Rate it
64	2-0 And You F*cked It Up! (Lyric only) You f*cked it up again!	172	5.0
65	Can You Hear The Tottenham Sing? (Lyric only) Can you hear 'em?	171	Rate it
66	We Had Joy, We Had Fun (Lyric only) We had Tottenham on the run.	170	Rate it
67	Rio Ferdinand Skank (Lyric only) Rio Ferdinand Diss-What a waste of money!	169	Rate it
68	Sacked In The Morning (Lyric only) To every stinking manager	167	Rate it
69	Have You Ever seen Tottenham Win The League (Lyric only) Not in my lifetime!	164	Rate it
70	Steve Gerrard, Gerrard (Lyric only) hahahah (Ed: This chant barely got through and by no ...	162	Rate it

71	Premier League? (Lyric only) Arsenal fans at Anfield	159	Rate it
72	Are you watching Tottenham? (Lyric only) Well?	158	Rate it
73	You're Not Fit To Wipe My Arse! (Lyric only) Love this one! To Spurs etc.	158	Rate it
74	It's So Quiet At The Lane! (Lyric only) Shhhh....	157	Rate it
75	He's Only A Poor Little Scouser! (Lyric only) Same old scousers.	157	Rate it
76	F*ck Off Mourinho (Lyric only) Never forget.	151	Rate it
77	What's It Like To See A Crowd? (Lyric only) Must be really weird...	151	Rate it
78	Who Put The Ball In Tottenham's Net? (Lyric only) Another one for the scum	147	Rate it
79	Get Your Phones Out For Ashley (Lyric only) Get yer phones out!	143	Rate it
80	You're Supposed To Be At Home (Lyric only) You shouldn't be here.	143	Rate it

81	Tottenham Sing Us A Song! (Lyric only) A song please.	141	Rate it
82	The Tottenham Came In One By One (Lyric only) They all got done.	139	Rate it
83	If You Hate Phil Brown Stand Up (Lyric only) funny	138	5.0
84	Fat Boy, What'S The Score? (Lyric only) To Paul Robinson against Blackburn away	137	Rate it
85	Ronaldo S*** Bag (Lyric only) Ronaldo scumbag	136	Rate it
86	Part-Time Supporters (Lyric only) Mostly for the mancs	136	Rate it
87	That's Why You're Going Down (Lyric only) Can't wait to meet Spurs...	134	Rate it
88	Oh Manchester Is Full Of Sh*T (Lyric only) Thats true!	134	Rate it
89	We'll Never Play You Again (Lyric only) For teams going down	134	Rate it
90	Wanky Wanderers (Lyric only) Sung to Bolton all around the country.	132	Rate it

91	You're Not Champions Anymore! (Lyric only) We f*cked you up!	131	5.0
92	We Hate Nottingham Forest (Lyric only) We hate 'em all!	131	Rate it
93	You're Not Fit To Referee! (Lyric only) To the ref.	131	Rate it
94	Who The F*cking Hell Are You? (Lyric only) Who???	129	Rate it
95	We'll Race You Back To London (Lyric only) To the cockney-mancs	129	Rate it
96	Live Around The Corner (Lyric only) The mancs in London	128	Rate it
97	Down With The Tottenham (Lyric only) I feel sorry for you	126	Rate it
98	Oh This Is So F*cking Easy! (Lyric only) To easy for The Arsenal, I'm sorry...	126	Rate it
99	All You Do Is Wash Your Hair (Lyric only) To the scousers	123	Rate it
100	You're Not Very Good (Lyric only) You're sh*it!	123	Rate it

101	Whereever You May Be (Lyric only) chelsea c*unt	123	Rate it
102	Robbie Savage Is A W*nker (Lyric only) And he truly is.	120	Rate it
103	71-2004 Arsenal won the league at White Hart Lane (Lyric only) Arsenal won the league at White Hart Lane	120	Rate it
104	ManUsa! (Lyric only) ManUSA... FA Cup 05, can still be sung.	119	Rate it
105	Rent Boy (Lyric only) To Cashley or anyone else at Chelski	118	Rate it
106	Will You Ever Win The League? (Lyric only) Tottenham?	118	Rate it
107	Running Round Chelsea (Lyric only) You'll never reach the Arsenal.	117	Rate it
108	Ever Seen Chelsea Play Like This? (Lyric only) Have you? Also sung to the England national team	116	Rate it
109	Robbo You're A C*nt! (Lyric only) Mrs Robinson	116	Rate it
110	Scum! (Lyric only) For Joey Barton	115	Rate it

111	Let's All Laugh At Tottenham! (Lyric only) Having a laugh	114	Rate it
112	What A Waste Of Money! (Lyric only) To Chelsea, Spurs etc. when they spend way to much ...	113	Rate it
113	Tottenham Run (Lyric only) Always running	111	Rate it
114	We're In Europe! (Lyric only) You're not.	110	Rate it
115	It's Like A Morgue In Here! (Lyric only) Unbelievable quiet.	108	Rate it
116	Can We Play You Every Week? (Lyric only) Sang when beating a team easily	107	Rate it
117	We Hate... (Lyric only) But Arsenal we love you!	107	Rate it
118	S**t Team In Fulham (Lyric only) one for Chelski	105	Rate it
119	You'll Never Play For England! (Lyric only) You're not good, man...	105	Rate it
120	That Boy Ronaldo (Lyric only) The real Ronaldo	105	Rate it

121	You Need More Foreigners (Lyric only) You really do!	104	Rate it
122	F*ck Off The Press! (Lyric only) Funny variant. Hate the press, really...	103	Rate it
123	The Referee's A W*nker (Lyric only) As he usually is	103	Rate it
124	You've Only Got One Song! (Lyric only) Can't you sing something else?	103	Rate it
125	Reserves! (Lyric only) Even with the reserves.....	102	Rate it
126	Can You Hear Us Scum? (Lyric only) When we're at Wembley etc.	102	Rate it
127	You're Just A S**t Club In Scotland (Lyric only) sung at Hull City fans at the FA cup Quarter ...	102	Rate it
128	You Might Aswell Sign On! (Lyric only) To Liverpool!	101	Rate it
129	One Job Between You (Lyric only) Nothing more, scousers.	101	Rate it
130	What's It Like To Have No Fans? (Lyric only) Sung to their 11 players and their manager;)	101	Rate it

131	You're Scum And You Know You Are! (Lyric only) You're scum!	100	Rate it
132	You're Not Going Home (Scousers) (Lyric only) Coz the scousers have no home.	100	Rate it
133	You're S*it And You Know You Are! (Lyric only) You're s*it!	98	Rate it
134	Stand Up If You've Got A Job (Lyric only) Scousers, no job	98	Rate it
135	Nice One 'Harry (Lyric only) Celbrate Harry's new post at the Lane	96	Rate it
136	F*ck Off Boro (Lyric only) Sung At Middlesborough. When They Sing Come On Boro	96	Rate it
137	We'll Sing Your Songs For You! (Lyric only) If you can't sing them on your own.	95	Rate it
138	What's It Like To Follow Sh*t? (Lyric only) How is it like?	94	Rate it
139	Who's The W*nker In The Black? (Lyric only) Aha, the referee!	91	Rate it
140	You're Gonna Win F*ck All! (Lyric only) Win? Haha!	88	Rate it

141	What's It Like To Have No Fans? (Lyric only) How is it?	87	Rate it

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