Premier League (EPL) Songs 'avin a go

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Chant Type Views
(90 day)
Pie Rating
1 F*ck Off Chelsea FC
Call that history, nouveau's.
Liverpool 12,249
5.0
2 Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
Mr Liverpool?
Arsenal 8,495
5.0
3 32 Years
Since they won anything, sad and laughable.
Man United 6,474
5.0
4 Chelsea Rent Boy's
What can you say, West End dandies.
Liverpool 4,728
3.0
5 In Your Liverpool Slums
Filthy scousers.
Chelsea 4,594
5.0
6 Kevin Keegan
Cheer up muppet.
Man United 4,432
5.0
7 This Is How It Feels
Another good dig at ...Nah forgotten their name.
Man United 4,420
4.83333
8 You Scouse B***ards
Oh we do hate to be beside the Scouseside...
Man United 4,052
5.0
9 We Hate Tottenham
Sung to the scum
Arsenal 3,961
5.0
10 Build A Bonfire
Let's get a nice blaze going.
Man United 3,939
4.6
11 You Fat B*stard
For fat Frank.
Liverpool 3,918
1.0
12 We All Hate Leeds Scum
This is a tough one. Who do we hate the ...
Man United 3,900
5.0
13 What The F***ing Hell Was That
What was that?
Liverpool 3,436
4.5
14 Who Are Ya
Sung at unknown away players or fans, nobody\'s. Make\'s a ...
Man United 3,423
4.5
15 Who The F**K Are Man United
Who are they again?
Chelsea 3,411
4.5
16 Where's Your European Cup's
Another one sung to the rent boy's.
Liverpool 3,153
4.0
17 Speak F*cking English
Sang at the Geordies
Chelsea 2,830
5.0
18 Anfield Library
Shush, I'm trying to read...
Arsenal 2,808 Rate it
19 Dirty Northern Bast**ds
Filthy Northerners
Arsenal 2,632 Rate it
20 Are You Tottenham In Disguise
An insult to any team, sung when we're thrashing their ...
Arsenal 2,546
5.0
21 Who's That Team
Another version of this lovely classic
Arsenal 2,475
4.5
22 Shame About The Chelsea
Was sung when Chelsea went out of the Champs League
Tottenham Hotspur 2,402
5.0
23 Where's Your Famous Atmosphere
Was sung at Anfield and at St James Park
Arsenal 2,348 Rate it
24 What The F***ing Hell Is That
Sung at something ridiculous in the opposing teams terrace.
Man United 2,306
5.0
25 Steve Gerrard
Better dead than red.
Everton 2,287
5.0
26 Going Down
Sung to those who look at the bottom of the ...
Liverpool 2,281
2.66667
27 Stand Up If You Hate Tottenham
Well wot u waiting for
Arsenal 2,265
5.0
28 We Hate Arsenal
We don't like 'em.
Tottenham Hotspur 2,187
5.0
29 Spurs Going Down
If only
Arsenal 2,155
5.0
30 Cheat
Same old Tottenham always cheating
Arsenal 2,038 Rate it
31 Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets
Was sung at Watford fan's when they couldn't sell all ...
Man United 2,016
5.0
32 We Hate Tottenham
Say no more.
Chelsea 1,979
5.0
33 Fat Aussie W**ker
Was sung at Middlesbrough for the pleasure of their goalie
Tottenham Hotspur 1,805 Rate it
34 Sit Down Shut Up
Telling the opposition
Arsenal 1,794 Rate it
35 Stand Up If You Hate Arsenal
We expect you to be standing. Sorry, not the best ...
Tottenham Hotspur 1,770 Rate it
36 We Can See You Sneaking Out
They think we can't see em sneaking off when their ...
Arsenal 1,616 Rate it
37 Empty Seats
Laughing at part time Boro supporters
Newcastle United 1,611 Rate it
38 You Are S*it, You Are S*it
Telling em straight.
Chelsea 1,579
4.5
39 Your Support Is Sh*t
Terrible support wherever we go
Arsenal 1,577 Rate it
40 Have You Ever Seen Geordies Win The League
Never won division 1 or Premier League and never will
Arsenal 1,572
5.0
41 You're Worse Than Sunderland
Sang at the Geordies, bless em.
Chelsea 1,551
5.0
42 We Forgot That You Were Here
So quiet we forgot they were there
Arsenal 1,531
5.0
43 Who Are Ya?
Who are they again?
Arsenal 1,530 Rate it
44 You're Chelsea's Feeder Club
Having a go at West Ham after they sign the ...
Aston Villa 1,522
5.0
45 Seaside
F*ck em all.
Aston Villa 1,518 Rate it
46 Who the f**k are Man United
Cockney glory hunters
Man City 1,492
5.0
47 Your Support
Well if it ain't C.F.C.
Chelsea 1,367 Rate it
48 Your Support
It says it all really.
Tottenham Hotspur 1,318 Rate it
49 Shall We Sing A Song For You
Sung when they don't sing nuthin
Tottenham Hotspur 1,267 Rate it
50 Have You Ever Seen The Geordies Win The League
Well have you?
Chelsea 1,264 Rate it
51 Fulwell End
Sung at Roker Park by the Geordies! (To the tune ...
Newcastle United 1,263
5.0
52 If You Hate Man United
Need we say more.
Man City 1,252 Rate it
53 You're Supposed To Be At Home
Outsung and out played.
Chelsea 1,234 Rate it
54 Who Are Ya?
Great ringtone.
Chelsea 1,196 Rate it
55 Who Are Ya?
Well, who are ya? Makes a funny ringtone.
West Ham 1,171
5.0
56 We Hate Tottenham Fast
A faster version, just to show how much we hate ...
Chelsea 1,142
5.0
57 S**t Ground S**t Fans
They must have come in a taxi.
Aston Villa 1,141 Rate it
58 Sad Mackem B**tard
Most of 'em are.
Newcastle United 1,100 Rate it
59 If You Hate Newcastle
Lets put our hands together for the geordies.
Sunderland 1,077
5.0
60 Taking The P*ss
Loved singing this one, means we were right into em
Sunderland 1,070
5.0
61 We Forgot That You Were 'ere
We never hear a peep at Fulham's library.
Chelsea 1,056 Rate it
62 Stand Up If you Hate Chelsea
On yer feet
Tottenham Hotspur 1,028 Rate it
63 Just Like A Library
Sssshhhhhhhhhh.....
Hull City 1,000
4.0
64 You're Not Singing Anymore
Part timers, sung at opposing fans when they are losing ...
Chelsea 988 Rate it
65 You're Supposed To Be At Home
Outsinging them again.
West Ham 976
5.0
66 Your Support
Says it all really.
West Ham 950
5.0
67 Cheerio
Bye, bye, bye, bye
Aston Villa 943 Rate it
68 Referee's A W*nker
Nice bit of intimidation.
Aston Villa 937 Rate it
69 Cheer Up Kevin Keegan
Sad little perm.
Stoke City 877 Rate it
70 What Do You Think Of Sunderland
Scumbags
Newcastle United 862 Rate it
71 Your Support
Rubbish.
Newcastle United 816 Rate it
72 Where Were You
Having a go at our fair weather friends.
Man City 804 Rate it
73 Who Are Ya?
Classic go at the opposition. Makes a novel ringtone.
Aston Villa 779 Rate it
74 Who The F***ing Hell Are You
Well, who are ya?
Hull City 757 Rate it
75 Get Into Em
A rouser to get the lads going.
Newcastle United 714 Rate it
76 Cheer Up Kevin Keegan
to the biggest muppet of them all
Middlesbrough 697 Rate it
77 Shall We Sing A Song For You
Sung when they're being out sung by the City boys.
Man City 692 Rate it
78 Premiership?
Was sung at Newcastle.
Stoke City 613 Rate it
79 Shall We Sing A Song For You
Taunting the opposition when we out sing 'em.
Sunderland 594
5.0
80 Where Were You In Stoke-on-Trent
Sung to home fan's who daren't come to the Brittania.
Stoke City 591 Rate it
81 Wigan Scum
Interbreds
Bolton Wanderers 567
5.0
82 Stand Up If You Hate The Mags
Arise
Sunderland 554
5.0
83 Stand Up If You Hate Chelsea
Arise fellow whites.
Fulham 537 Rate it
84 Molineux Is Full Of ....
Answers on a postcard...
West Bromwich Albion 534
5.0
85 Who The F*cking Hell Are You?
Who are ya?
Stoke City 532 Rate it
86 New Chant Stand Up If You'Ve Got A Job
Having a go at the scousers
Aston Villa 514 Rate it
87 Time To Go
See you later...
Stoke City 484 Rate it
88 New Chant We Beat The Scum 5-1
Ahh the glory... To be sent to all the Bluenoses ...
Aston Villa 470 Rate it
89 He's Only A Little Scummer
And now he don't sing any more - never did.
Portsmouth 468 Rate it
90 Shall We Sing A Song For You
Alway's singing for 'em away and at fortress Britannia.
Stoke City 459 Rate it
91 Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy
Usually sang when winning but was also sang against Man ...
Hull City 458 Rate it
92 Fat Dingle....
Funny to northerners, who tend to be fat.
West Bromwich Albion 402
5.0
93 We All Hate Wolves Scum
Another one that doesn't needs an explanation. Good WBA ringtone.
West Bromwich Albion 399
5.0
94 Cheat
Simple and effective tune to try and onfluence the ref ...
Everton 398 Rate it
95 S*it Ground No Fan's
This one was sung to Burnley.
Stoke City 392 Rate it
96 Town Full Of Rentboys
Sung to the Chelsea nouveau
Middlesbrough 388 Rate it
97 New Chant We All Hate Leeds Scum
Sung around the country, very popular, unlike Leeds
Aston Villa 385 Rate it
98 Boo, W*nker!
Mp3 nasty, send it to someone you don\'t like.
West Bromwich Albion 382
5.0
99 Sit Down, Shut Up
Sung when they are giving it large.
Stoke City 381 Rate it
100 You're Not Singing Anymore
Sung to the gobsh*tes
Everton 374 Rate it

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