Come and ‘ave a listen if you think you’re hard enough. View All 'avin a go
| Chant | Type | Views (90 day) |
Pie Rating | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |
F*ck Off Chelsea FC
Call that history, nouveau's. |
Liverpool | 12,249 | |
| 2 |
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
Mr Liverpool? |
Arsenal | 8,495 | |
| 3 |
32 Years
Since they won anything, sad and laughable. |
Man United | 6,474 | |
| 4 |
Chelsea Rent Boy's
What can you say, West End dandies. |
Liverpool | 4,728 | |
| 5 |
In Your Liverpool Slums
Filthy scousers. |
Chelsea | 4,594 | |
| 6 |
Kevin Keegan
Cheer up muppet. |
Man United | 4,432 | |
| 7 |
This Is How It Feels
Another good dig at ...Nah forgotten their name. |
Man United | 4,420 | |
| 8 |
You Scouse B***ards
Oh we do hate to be beside the Scouseside... |
Man United | 4,052 | |
| 9 |
We Hate Tottenham
Sung to the scum |
Arsenal | 3,961 | |
| 10 |
Build A Bonfire
Let's get a nice blaze going. |
Man United | 3,939 | |
| 11 |
You Fat B*stard
For fat Frank. |
Liverpool | 3,918 | |
| 12 |
We All Hate Leeds Scum
This is a tough one. Who do we hate the ... |
Man United | 3,900 | |
| 13 |
What The F***ing Hell Was That
What was that? |
Liverpool | 3,436 | |
| 14 |
Who Are Ya
Sung at unknown away players or fans, nobody\'s. Make\'s a ... |
Man United | 3,423 | |
| 15 |
Who The F**K Are Man United
Who are they again? |
Chelsea | 3,411 | |
| 16 |
Where's Your European Cup's
Another one sung to the rent boy's. |
Liverpool | 3,153 | |
| 17 |
Speak F*cking English
Sang at the Geordies |
Chelsea | 2,830 | |
| 18 |
Anfield Library
Shush, I'm trying to read... |
Arsenal | 2,808 | Rate it |
| 19 |
Dirty Northern Bast**ds
Filthy Northerners |
Arsenal | 2,632 | Rate it |
| 20 |
Are You Tottenham In Disguise
An insult to any team, sung when we're thrashing their ... |
Arsenal | 2,546 | |
| 21 |
Who's That Team
Another version of this lovely classic |
Arsenal | 2,475 | |
| 22 |
Shame About The Chelsea
Was sung when Chelsea went out of the Champs League |
Tottenham Hotspur | 2,402 | |
| 23 |
Where's Your Famous Atmosphere
Was sung at Anfield and at St James Park |
Arsenal | 2,348 | Rate it |
| 24 |
What The F***ing Hell Is That
Sung at something ridiculous in the opposing teams terrace. |
Man United | 2,306 | |
| 25 |
Steve Gerrard
Better dead than red. |
Everton | 2,287 | |
| 26 |
Going Down
Sung to those who look at the bottom of the ... |
Liverpool | 2,281 | |
| 27 |
Stand Up If You Hate Tottenham
Well wot u waiting for |
Arsenal | 2,265 | |
| 28 |
We Hate Arsenal
We don't like 'em. |
Tottenham Hotspur | 2,187 | |
| 29 |
Spurs Going Down
If only |
Arsenal | 2,155 | |
| 30 |
Cheat
Same old Tottenham always cheating |
Arsenal | 2,038 | Rate it |
| 31 |
Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets
Was sung at Watford fan's when they couldn't sell all ... |
Man United | 2,016 | |
| 32 |
We Hate Tottenham
Say no more. |
Chelsea | 1,979 | |
| 33 |
Fat Aussie W**ker
Was sung at Middlesbrough for the pleasure of their goalie |
Tottenham Hotspur | 1,805 | Rate it |
| 34 |
Sit Down Shut Up
Telling the opposition |
Arsenal | 1,794 | Rate it |
| 35 |
Stand Up If You Hate Arsenal
We expect you to be standing. Sorry, not the best ... |
Tottenham Hotspur | 1,770 | Rate it |
| 36 |
We Can See You Sneaking Out
They think we can't see em sneaking off when their ... |
Arsenal | 1,616 | Rate it |
| 37 |
Empty Seats
Laughing at part time Boro supporters |
Newcastle United | 1,611 | Rate it |
| 38 |
You Are S*it, You Are S*it
Telling em straight. |
Chelsea | 1,579 | |
| 39 |
Your Support Is Sh*t
Terrible support wherever we go |
Arsenal | 1,577 | Rate it |
| 40 |
Have You Ever Seen Geordies Win The League
Never won division 1 or Premier League and never will |
Arsenal | 1,572 | |
| 41 |
You're Worse Than Sunderland
Sang at the Geordies, bless em. |
Chelsea | 1,551 | |
| 42 |
We Forgot That You Were Here
So quiet we forgot they were there |
Arsenal | 1,531 | |
| 43 |
Who Are Ya?
Who are they again? |
Arsenal | 1,530 | Rate it |
| 44 |
You're Chelsea's Feeder Club
Having a go at West Ham after they sign the ... |
Aston Villa | 1,522 | |
| 45 |
Seaside
F*ck em all. |
Aston Villa | 1,518 | Rate it |
| 46 |
Who the f**k are Man United
Cockney glory hunters |
Man City | 1,492 | |
| 47 |
Your Support
Well if it ain't C.F.C. |
Chelsea | 1,367 | Rate it |
| 48 |
Your Support
It says it all really. |
Tottenham Hotspur | 1,318 | Rate it |
| 49 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You
Sung when they don't sing nuthin |
Tottenham Hotspur | 1,267 | Rate it |
| 50 |
Have You Ever Seen The Geordies Win The League
Well have you? |
Chelsea | 1,264 | Rate it |
| 51 |
Fulwell End
Sung at Roker Park by the Geordies! (To the tune ... |
Newcastle United | 1,263 | |
| 52 |
If You Hate Man United
Need we say more. |
Man City | 1,252 | Rate it |
| 53 |
You're Supposed To Be At Home
Outsung and out played. |
Chelsea | 1,234 | Rate it |
| 54 |
Who Are Ya?
Great ringtone. |
Chelsea | 1,196 | Rate it |
| 55 |
Who Are Ya?
Well, who are ya? Makes a funny ringtone. |
West Ham | 1,171 | |
| 56 |
We Hate Tottenham Fast
A faster version, just to show how much we hate ... |
Chelsea | 1,142 | |
| 57 |
S**t Ground S**t Fans
They must have come in a taxi. |
Aston Villa | 1,141 | Rate it |
| 58 |
Sad Mackem B**tard
Most of 'em are. |
Newcastle United | 1,100 | Rate it |
| 59 |
If You Hate Newcastle
Lets put our hands together for the geordies. |
Sunderland | 1,077 | |
| 60 |
Taking The P*ss
Loved singing this one, means we were right into em |
Sunderland | 1,070 | |
| 61 |
We Forgot That You Were 'ere
We never hear a peep at Fulham's library. |
Chelsea | 1,056 | Rate it |
| 62 |
Stand Up If you Hate Chelsea
On yer feet |
Tottenham Hotspur | 1,028 | Rate it |
| 63 |
Just Like A Library
Sssshhhhhhhhhh..... |
Hull City | 1,000 | |
| 64 |
You're Not Singing Anymore
Part timers, sung at opposing fans when they are losing ... |
Chelsea | 988 | Rate it |
| 65 |
You're Supposed To Be At Home
Outsinging them again. |
West Ham | 976 | |
| 66 |
Your Support
Says it all really. |
West Ham | 950 | |
| 67 |
Cheerio
Bye, bye, bye, bye |
Aston Villa | 943 | Rate it |
| 68 |
Referee's A W*nker
Nice bit of intimidation. |
Aston Villa | 937 | Rate it |
| 69 |
Cheer Up Kevin Keegan
Sad little perm. |
Stoke City | 877 | Rate it |
| 70 |
What Do You Think Of Sunderland
Scumbags |
Newcastle United | 862 | Rate it |
| 71 |
Your Support
Rubbish. |
Newcastle United | 816 | Rate it |
| 72 |
Where Were You
Having a go at our fair weather friends. |
Man City | 804 | Rate it |
| 73 |
Who Are Ya?
Classic go at the opposition. Makes a novel ringtone. |
Aston Villa | 779 | Rate it |
| 74 |
Who The F***ing Hell Are You
Well, who are ya? |
Hull City | 757 | Rate it |
| 75 |
Get Into Em
A rouser to get the lads going. |
Newcastle United | 714 | Rate it |
| 76 |
Cheer Up Kevin Keegan
to the biggest muppet of them all |
Middlesbrough | 697 | Rate it |
| 77 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You
Sung when they're being out sung by the City boys. |
Man City | 692 | Rate it |
| 78 |
Premiership?
Was sung at Newcastle. |
Stoke City | 613 | Rate it |
| 79 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You
Taunting the opposition when we out sing 'em. |
Sunderland | 594 | |
| 80 |
Where Were You In Stoke-on-Trent
Sung to home fan's who daren't come to the Brittania. |
Stoke City | 591 | Rate it |
| 81 |
Wigan Scum
Interbreds |
Bolton Wanderers | 567 | |
| 82 |
Stand Up If You Hate The Mags
Arise |
Sunderland | 554 | |
| 83 |
Stand Up If You Hate Chelsea
Arise fellow whites. |
Fulham | 537 | Rate it |
| 84 |
Molineux Is Full Of ....
Answers on a postcard... |
West Bromwich Albion | 534 | |
| 85 |
Who The F*cking Hell Are You?
Who are ya? |
Stoke City | 532 | Rate it |
| 86 |
Stand Up If You'Ve Got A Job
Having a go at the scousers |
Aston Villa | 514 | Rate it |
| 87 |
Time To Go
See you later... |
Stoke City | 484 | Rate it |
| 88 |
We Beat The Scum 5-1
Ahh the glory... To be sent to all the Bluenoses ... |
Aston Villa | 470 | Rate it |
| 89 |
He's Only A Little Scummer
And now he don't sing any more - never did. |
Portsmouth | 468 | Rate it |
| 90 |
Shall We Sing A Song For You
Alway's singing for 'em away and at fortress Britannia. |
Stoke City | 459 | Rate it |
| 91 |
Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy
Usually sang when winning but was also sang against Man ... |
Hull City | 458 | Rate it |
| 92 |
Fat Dingle....
Funny to northerners, who tend to be fat. |
West Bromwich Albion | 402 | |
| 93 |
We All Hate Wolves Scum
Another one that doesn't needs an explanation. Good WBA ringtone. |
West Bromwich Albion | 399 | |
| 94 |
Cheat
Simple and effective tune to try and onfluence the ref ... |
Everton | 398 | Rate it |
| 95 |
S*it Ground No Fan's
This one was sung to Burnley. |
Stoke City | 392 | Rate it |
| 96 |
Town Full Of Rentboys
Sung to the Chelsea nouveau |
Middlesbrough | 388 | Rate it |
| 97 |
We All Hate Leeds Scum
Sung around the country, very popular, unlike Leeds |
Aston Villa | 385 | Rate it |
| 98 |
Boo, W*nker!
Mp3 nasty, send it to someone you don\'t like. |
West Bromwich Albion | 382 | |
| 99 |
Sit Down, Shut Up
Sung when they are giving it large. |
Stoke City | 381 | Rate it |
| 100 |
You're Not Singing Anymore
Sung to the gobsh*tes |
Everton | 374 | Rate it |
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| # | PTS | Member |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 88 |
Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 2 | 49 |
Matty Agar Sunderland |
| 3 | 39 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 4 | 35 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 5 | 32 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 28 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 7 | 12 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 8 | 12 |
Brad Cobbledick Plymouth Argyle |
| 9 | 9 |
Jake Lyne Exeter City |
| 10 | 8 |
Jake Rendle Man United |
| 11 | 7 |
Callum Mcinnes Rangers |
| 12 | 6 |
Jake Conwell Tranmere Rovers |
| 13 | 6 |
Josh Millward Middlesbrough |
| 14 | 6 |
Dave Hall Crystal Palace |
| 15 | 5 |
Joey O'Hagan Preston North End |
Heard these when Orient were at Milwall, very funny go at their attire. "Let's all go to Tesco's,Where Millwall buy their best clothes,Lala la la, lala la la" "If you all ... More
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