Chant		Views (90 day)	Pie Rating
1	We Hate Man U Scumchester United haters.	4,275	4.5
2	If You Hate Leeds United 'ave A Go Come on then...let's be 'aving yer!	3,168	5.0
3	Poor Little Cockney Come on then w*nkers. (Ed: Better version added)	3,095	5.0
4	Goal Kick Assiting the goalie with his goal kick	2,681	4.83333
5	We Hate Chelsea Mothers are never right when it comes to football.	2,489	5.0
6	You Scum B*astard (Goal Kick) Great goal kick capers to put the keeper off	1,600	4.75
7	Never Seen A Salad Sung to players or fans of the opposition who ate ...	1,515	5.0
8	Poor Little Cockney Bless their little cockney socks	1,344	5.0
9	Fat Boy, Fat Boy, Put yer pie down and give us a song	1,240	3.5
10	Town Full Of Bummers Amusing chant sung to Brighton Fans	1,184	3.0

11	Will You Come To Leeds No they wont, no they wont.	1,180	3.0
12	One Ball Testicular cancer ain't no joke	1,050	3.5
13	Who the F**k Are Leeds United Who are they, who are they	1,039	1.0
14	Time to go A great one to be singing as it means the ...	1,012	5.0
15	A Hundred Quid To Watch The Leeds That's how much it costs	1,006	4.0
16	Town Full Of Gyppos Southend, Doncaster, Scunthorpe etc	959	3.5
17	What's It Like To See A Crowd? Always a crowd at Elland Road - not a full ...	942	5.0
18	Sing When You're Winning Classic taunt.	887	4.5
19	Scum, Scum, Scum Usually directed at ex Scumchester United players (Ed: You may ...	886	4.0
20	Where's Your Caravan Sang to any long haired gippos	869	3.0

21	We Filled Your Ground For You Sung everywhere away basically	833	4.5
22	Andy Townsend Is A W*nker Taking the p*ss out of ITV and their s*it 'pundits'	815	4.0
23	Hundred Quid Betting they don't come to Elland Road	802	3.0
24	A Hundred Years Won nothing	795	4.33333
25	Boo! Good for profiling yer ex, or other person you don't ...	792	3.5
26	Your Ground's Too Big For You And too small for us	759	4.33333
27	Alan Smith Sung when we played Newcastle pre season. Kiss the badge, ...	736	1.0
28	We Can See You Sneaking Out Simple, to the point and passionate.	729	4.0
29	Football Ground Yer Having Laff Been to some derisory grounds, sung with contempt for their ...	727	4.33333
30	One Game A Season referring to the fact that they come to the Leeds ...	703	4.0

31	Championship Yer Having A Laugh Think this was directed at that shower of sheep s*aggers ...	689	3.0
32	12 Men And You Still Can't Win Even the cocking refs on their side	688	4.5
33	Small Town In Nottingham One to send to any Derby fans you know	664	4.0
34	Who The F*****g ell Are You? The title says it all really...	663	5.0
35	Get Into 'em One that's doing the rounds at a few clubs.	644	5.0
36	What The... Basic and to the point, sung to humiliate :)	641	5.0
37	You Fat B*stard Who ate all the pies?	619	5.0
38	S*it Fans, No Ground Sung when the ground is as s*it as the ground ...	574	3.5
39	One Nil In Your Cup Final Derisory football chant.	565	5.0
40	We F'fing Hate Man U A new one, not the best recording but worth putting ...	560	Rate it

41	Your Support Is ..... your support is f**king shit!!	556	4.0
42	Cheat Intended to intimidate players and refs.	529	5.0
43	Who Are Ya? Cry of derision for insignificant opposition.	501	5.0
44	3 Nil In Your Cup Final Another version of the same song, different score.	497	5.0
45	You Don't Know What Yer Doing Sang at refs who don't have a clue	490	5.0
46	2 Nil In Your Cup Final Same as the rest, very belittling.	481	5.0
47	2 One In Your Cup Final Another version of the same chant.	476	5.0
48	Blackburn Will Murder You Sang to Burnley when we played pre-season	457	Rate it
49	Alan Smith Cockney scum	457	Rate it
50	Burnley Inbreds Lancashire chavs	393	Rate it

51	Can We Play You Every Week Sang at Burnley pre-season	382	5.0
52	Can You Hear The Geordies Sing Sang in pre-season	381	3.0
53	It's Nice To Know You're Here Tara	363	Rate it
54	Two Nil And It's Yer Keepers Fault And he's done it again, lovely job	354	1.0
55	Premiership Yer Having A Laugh Pub team	354	Rate it
56	Can You Hear Burnley Sing Quiet in Lancashire	349	3.5
57	Blackburn Give Us A Song All gone quiet over there, tossers	342	Rate it
58	Burnley Toes Somert in the water	339	Rate it
59	Going Down Always good to rub it in	337	Rate it
60	Burnley Eye's Again one for the Lancashire freakshows	332	Rate it

61	Can You Hear Blackburn SIng Quiet as a busy day at Ewood	330	Rate it
62	One Mike Ashley Dragging the barcodes down	322	Rate it
63	Burnley Thumbs To stick up their extra a*seholes	321	Rate it
64	Easy, Easy, Easy They're not very good	313	Rate it
65	Munich (Lyric only) Scum!	1,526	5.0
66	In Your Liverpool Slums (Lyric only) Might be a while before we get to sing this ...	1,050	4.66667
67	Gary Neville (Lyric only) Dirty scum b*stard	687	3.5
68	Who's That Lying On The Forecourt.... (Lyric only) F**k Man U scum	687	5.0
69	Your Dad's A C*nt He Beats His Wife (Lyric only) Sung to Fergie junior as Leeds played Peterbrough 08/09	531	Rate it
70	Ryan Giggs is illegitimate (Lyric only) scum	476	3.0

71	Bring On The Millwall (Lyric only) Sung at Elland Road against Northampton Town when we knew ...	379	4.0
72	We Beat The Scum 1-0 (Lyric only) Sung To Man U after Leeds beat Man U 1-0!	300	4.0
73	Scum Jungle Book Remix (Lyric only) For our Manc friends	275	5.0
74	West Ham They F****d Up (Lyric only) Sung to the Millwall after they fought West Ham and ...	274	5.0
75	Cum in your boyfriend (Lyric only) Sung to Brighton	259	5.0
76	Scum Are Gunna Die! (Lyric only) To the tune of Someones gunna die- Blitz (chorus)	253	5.0
77	Soft Southern B*Stard! (Lyric only) Sung to the Cockneys and others.	217	4.33333
78	Fegie's A C*nt (Lyric only) Sung to Peterbrough United manager, son of Alex Ferguson	203	5.0
79	I Can't Read And I Can't Write (Lyric only) Used to be sung to Ipswich	200	Rate it
80	She Said No Dickov (Lyric only) Aimed at Paul Dickov the rapist (Ed: Not the views ...	191	5.0

81	Bates Out! (Lyric only) To the tune of the Yellow Submarine	189	3.0
82	Your Dad's A C**t And So Are You! (Lyric only) Aimed at Darren Ferguson.	173	5.0
83	Build a bonfire (Lyric only) No need 2 wait til November	168	Rate it
84	Your Army's Sh*t (Lyric only) Sung to Partizan Belgrade during Balkans crisis (To tune of ...	161	Rate it
85	Town Full Of Leeds Fans (Lyric only) Sung to Huddersfield, Doncaster and others	152	3.0
86	The Barnsley Family (Lyric only) tune of adams family	151	Rate it
87	Ryan Giggs Is Illegitimate (Lyric only) Taking p*ss out of Ryan Giggs	144	Rate it
88	F*ck All In Yer Bank Account (Lyric only) Sung to Luton 07/08 season	142	Rate it
89	Where Are You When We'Re Not Here?! (Lyric only) Just mocking clubs that suddenly have a record attendance when ...	137	5.0
90	He's Got Birdsh*t In His Hair! (Lyric only) Sung at the rat of a player for Colchester Perkins. ...	127	Rate it

91	You're Supposed To Be At Home (Lyric only) Sung when it's all gone quiet.	125	Rate it
92	Your Not Singin' Anymore (Lyric only) speaks for itself	125	Rate it
93	Thats Why Your Wearing Pink! (Lyric only) At Oldham away when they wore a pinkstrip.	123	Rate it
94	One More C*nt To Go (Lyric only) Surely not about our beloved chairman	122	Rate it
95	Your Supposed To Be In Jail! (Lyric only) Aimed at Lee Hughes the murderer.	122	Rate it
96	Small Town In Bletchley (Lyric only) One to send to any MK Donalds fans	119	Rate it
97	Who The F*ckin Hell Are You (Lyric only) Sung to unknown team who we have never heard of	115	Rate it
98	We All Hate Millwall (Lyric only) Letting Millwall know what they are, same tune as we ...	114	Rate it
99	Small Town In Wakey (Lyric only) Sung to barnsley 06/07 season	113	Rate it
100	4-0 And It's Your Keeper's Fault, (Lyric only) Unsettling the Huddersfield keeper making his debut 07/08 season	112	Rate it

101	Same Old Man U (Lyric only) What Man U does...	79	Rate it

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