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Pie Rating | ||
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| 1 |
If You Hate Leeds United 'ave A Go
Come on then...let's be 'aving yer! |
1,210 | Rate it | |
| 2 |
We Hate Man U
Scumchester United haters. |
1,197 | Rate it | |
| 3 |
We Hate Chelsea
Mothers are never right when it comes to football. |
1,155 | Rate it | |
| 4 |
Cockney Ba*tard
Come on then w*nkers. |
973 | Rate it | |
| 5 |
Never Seen A Salad
Sung to players or fans of the opposition who ate ... |
725 | Rate it | |
| 6 |
Town Full Of Bummers
Amusing chant sung to Brighton Fans |
709 | Rate it | |
| 7 |
Will You Come To Leeds
No they wont, no they wont. |
641 | Rate it | |
| 8 |
What's It Like To See A Crowd?
Always a crowd at Elland Road - not a full ... |
639 | Rate it | |
| 9 |
We Can See You Sneaking Out
Simple, to the point and passionate. |
547 | Rate it | |
| 10 |
Who The F*****g ell Are You?
The title says it all really... |
534 | Rate it | |
| 11 |
Football Ground Yer Having Laff
Been to some derisory grounds, sung with contempt for their ... |
522 | Rate it | |
| 12 |
Get Into 'em
One that's doing the rounds at a few clubs. |
494 | Rate it | |
| 13 |
Time to go
A great one to be singing as it means the ... |
477 | Rate it | |
| 14 |
Sing When You're Winning
Classic taunt. |
475 | Rate it | |
| 15 |
Boo!
Good for profiling yer ex, or other person you don't ... |
453 | Rate it | |
| 16 |
2 Nil In Your Cup Final
Same as the rest, very belittling. |
413 | Rate it | |
| 17 |
Cheat
Intended to intimidate players and refs. |
395 | Rate it | |
| 18 |
You Fat B*stard
Who ate all the pies? |
387 | Rate it | |
| 19 |
Who Are Ya?
Cry of derision for insignificant opposition. |
379 | Rate it | |
| 20 |
2 One In Your Cup Final
Another version of the same chant. |
368 | Rate it | |
| 21 |
3 Nil In Your Cup Final
Another version of the same song, different score. |
351 | Rate it | |
| 22 |
Who the F**k Are Leeds United
Who are they, who are they |
255 | Rate it | |
| 23 |
One Ball
Testicular cancer ain't no joke |
230 | Rate it | |
| 24 |
The Barnsley Family
tune of adams family |
405 | Rate it | |
| 25 |
Build a bonfire
No need 2 wait til November |
346 | Rate it | |
| 26 |
Small Town In Wakey
Sung to barnsley 06/07 season |
221 | Rate it | |
| 27 |
You're Supposed To Be At Home
Sung when it's all gone quiet. |
181 | Rate it | |
| 28 |
Your Support Is .....
your support is f**king shit!! |
165 | Rate it | |
| 29 |
In Your Liverpool Slums
Might be a while before we get to sing this ... |
65 | Rate it | |
| 30 |
Gary Neville
Dirty scum b*stard |
52 | Rate it | |
| 31 |
Cum in your boyfriend
Sung to Brighton |
47 | Rate it | |
| 32 |
Ryan Giggs is illegitimate
scum |
40 | Rate it | |
| 33 |
We Filled Your Ground For You,
Sung everywhere basically |
39 | Rate it | |
| 34 |
One More C*nt To Go
Surely not about our beloved chairman |
37 | Rate it | |
| 35 |
Your Army's Shit
Sung to Partizan Belgrade during Balkans crisis (To tune of ... |
36 | Rate it | |
| 36 |
I Can't Read And I Can't Write
Used to be sung to Ipswich |
35 | Rate it | |
| 37 |
F*ck All In Yer Bank Account
Sung to Luton 07/08 season |
31 | Rate it | |
| 38 |
We Can See You Holding hands
Sung to Brighton |
28 | Rate it | |
| 39 |
Town Full Of Leeds Fans
Sung to Huddersfield, Doncaster and others |
27 | Rate it | |
| 40 |
4-0 And It's Your Keeper's Fault,
Unsettling the Huddersfield keeper making his debut 07/08 season |
25 | Rate it | |
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Sung everywhere basically
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Unsettling the Huddersfield keeper making ...
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Daniel Skaardal Arsenal |
| 2 | 49 |
Matty Agar Sunderland |
| 3 | 39 |
Liam Parnwell Wolves |
| 4 | 35 |
Marcus Webster Man United |
| 5 | 32 |
Louai Nasser Newcastle United |
| 6 | 28 |
Pat Toon Newcastle United |
| 7 | 12 |
Brad Cobbledick Plymouth Argyle |
| 8 | 12 |
Anth Snow Hull City |
| 9 | 9 |
Jake Lyne Exeter City |
| 10 | 8 |
Jake Rendle Man United |
| 11 | 7 |
Callum Mcinnes Rangers |
| 12 | 6 |
Josh Millward Middlesbrough |
| 13 | 6 |
Dave Hall Crystal Palace |
| 14 | 6 |
Jake Conwell Tranmere Rovers |
| 15 | 5 |
Ciaran Mac Celtic |
Heard these when Orient were at Milwall, very funny go at their attire. "Let's all go to Tesco's,Where Millwall buy their best clothes,Lala la la, lala la la" "If you all ... More
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